I Can’t Believe He Actually Read It!!
This week I’ve been editing the third novella, The Harvest Moon, in the Rune Witch erotica series with Wynn and Noelle. In Chapter One Wynn finds Noelle in the kitchen baking brownies, and he introduces her to some naughty fun with chocolate icing. Dear Goddess, that man SIZZLES! The editing on that sex scene got so hot yesterday I had to start fanning myself. That didn’t cool me down, so I rolled up the legs on my sweat pants and made them into shorts. If that hadn’t worked I was prepared to start drinking water with lots of ice in it.
My husband says I’m oversexed all the time because I spend my days writing sex scenes for my novels and then read erotica at night. I told him I would be much worse without that stuff. It’s true. Hormones are hormones. The novels I write and read give me much needed “relief.” No kidding. *lusty grin*
Speaking of my Uber-Alpha and chocolate icing, he was not happy with me the other day (Gee, what a surprise *big smile*). Out of the blue he said, “I read what you said about me on your blog.” I thought, “Dear Goddess, he actually read my blog! Oops. I’m in deep doo-doo.” When I asked him about it, he said he read it because I emailed it to him. What? Then I realized he meant my monthly e-newsletter, and he’s on the subscriber list. But that’s a shock too, because he never reads my newsletter. Well, he did this time, especially the blog post about the naughty use we discovered for chocolate icing. He told me he didn’t want me to write these kinds of sexy things about him on my blog anymore. Ha! Fat chance! So I quickly changed the subject, and he forgot all about my blog. Whew!
Although I don’t know what the fuss is about. He takes great pleasure in tormenting his buddies with this kind of stuff all the time. For example, at dinner last night I asked him what his buddies said about the reception we missed on Saturday night. Ya know, that’s the one where we decided to skip it at the last minute and had a smoking hot sex date instead. I know how guys talk, so I asked him if they wanted to know why we didn’t show up. He said, “Oh, yeah.” So I asked him what he said. He replied, “I told them I had a choice between going to the reception or having sex with my wife, and I chose sex.” He said his buddies agreed he made the right choice. Then one guy added, “Hey, you could have come afterwards, cause married sex only takes five minutes.” My Uber looked at that guy and laughed. “Not hardly,” he replied, grinning from ear to ear.
Obviously, this man has never heard of foreplay or multiple orgasms. His poor wife! My husband is always telling these guys to read my blog, and he even asked for some of my business cards to hand out to them with my blog link (See? This is why I don’t take his complaints seriously). Hopefully, he gave my card to this guy. Sounds like he needs to do some blog reading. Hey, maybe he’ll even pick up a few tricks to try out on his wife like my fav naughty use for chocolate icing. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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August 27th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Wow…he read it!! That’s hilarious
Even more funny that you distracted him and he forgot about it!
I am sure he realizes that there is nothing he can do to stop you from writing about your sex life
I mean, seriously, did he think we would let you stop writing about it 
And you totally need to be able to express that to us 
And seriously, the man who thinks married sex takes 5 minutes needs some serious help!!! His poor wife! I feel for her. That really sucks!!! He totally needs help!!!
August 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Thanks for my first big laugh of the day!!!
I’ll be sure to tell my Uber that I “totally need to be able to express my sex life to you” on my blog. Ha! That will go over reallllly well. I can just see the eat-dog-poop-and-die look he’ll give me. ROFL
Good thing I’m an expert at distracting his brain cells, huh? Keeps me out of all kinds of trouble! *wicked grin*
And BTW, I agree with you. So you can look forward to many more sexy blog posts from me. I’m having way too much fun to quit. And you know it’s always all about me. *naughty grin*
But do me a favor, when you meet him at my next booksigning, be sure to mention how much you looooooove my blog. The look he gives both of us will be good for 10 minutes of belly laughing, I promise. The man is a hoot! Yes, I am a baaaaad girl. But, hey, you’d think he’d know that after being around me for over 30 years, right?
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 27th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
This week I’ve been editing the third novella, The Harvest Moon, in the Rune Witch erotica series with Wynn and Noelle.
This is what happens when one friends a relatively productive person: You spent the day editing your novella, I spent the day
ogling photos of Eddie Cibrian who never seems to wear a shirtsurfing the Net doing nothing in particular.And also, guys are the most massive gossips ever.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Absolutely, you need to be able to express your sex life to us…it’s crucial…otherwise you might become some overly sex-crazed woman who tries to live out her fantasies in her books…oh, wait a minute, that is you!! Haha! But I do think it’s important for us overly sex-crazed women to have an outlet to not only discuss our sex lives but to give others ideas on fun sex things that worked for them!
I mean, seriously if I could get away with discussing the juicy details about my hubby and him being the Zen Master and how he knows the secret art of multiple orgasms in a blog, then that would be great. Unfortunately, I have some rather reserved friends who read my blog and would probably blush and their TMI (too much information) filter would explode! Not to mention, they would contact the Bible College I graduated from and take my degree away for being a lusty woman
So, I just have to express myself in comments to your blog 
I will surely tell your hubby how much I looooove your blog and all the helpful hints…maybe I should bring my hubby and he can tell him how much he loooooves your blog too
I often read it to him and he loves the ideas also 
So, keep up the overly sex-crazed blogging!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
“Surfing the web, ogling good looking guys.” Hmm. I call that “research” (wicked grin). Eye-candy is one of the necessities of life for an oversexed woman, right? So I think you could get away with that excuse, too. What do ya think? ROFL
In fact, check out my blog post today. More “research” for me. Today it’s on BJs. Love them! I know I keep saying that, but, hey, I’m a lust-addict. What do you expect?
I totally agree about men and the way their mouths run when they’re together. Maybe that’s why they have nothing to say when they get around us? They’re all talked out by then. No problem. I’m more of an “action-oriented” person anyway. Save the talk, just give me SATISFACTION. Yeah! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 28th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Ha! Yeah, I can just see my Uber when both you AND you hubby express your love for my blog. HA! I’ll probably have to sit down for that one, because I’ll be laughing so hard at the expression on his face. Wow, that will be PRICELESS!
Did you graduate from CBC??? I never would have thought that. How far they fall, huh? Love it!
Hey, you are more than welcome to express your sexual thoughts on my blog. I can certainly understand your hesitation about doing that on your blog. In my case I ran off all my “reserved” friends years ago when they discovered what an exhibitionist I am (Horrors!). ROFL
Speaking of that, a couple of weeks ago a bunch of my horny friends at Goodreads formed a new group to talk about our fav erotica books and drool over good-looking guys (kinda like what we do at one of my booksignings *wicked grin*). It’s called the “Purvettes.” It will come as no surprise to you that the avatar for that group is none other than the totally yummy pic of Wynn. Go to my profile page, and you’ll find it in my list of groups. Click on the link and join. Tell them you are one of my purvy friends for a rec to the mod.
It’s a private group because we only want to allow other horny women in it. We formed it because some of us (okay, I’m one of them) kept getting “flagged for abuse” at Goodreads because we do get a little wild with our review comments sometimes. So we wanted a place to get as nasty as we really are without freaking out Otis (the owner of Goodreads). If you’re wondering about the name, it’s a combination of “Perv” (which we are) and “Purr” (which we do anytime we see a yummy guy). “Purvette” is the feminine form of that word. Cool, huh? LOL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I graduated from Roanoke Bible College in NC. And yep, they probably would be shocked at how open I am about things. So, it’s a side I keep somewhat hidden from the reserved people…not to mention I would hate to think what kind of insane reaction church members would have to that kind of thing! I am not ashamed of it, but probably best not to publicize it to them either!! We have a healthy sex life and we’re proud of it!!
I shall have to check out the Purvettes
Like the name 