Since everyone knows me as an erotica novelist and a shameless slut, it’s easy to forget I’m also a Wiccan Witch, empath, and psychic. That means I’m a deeply spiritual, woo-woo kinda person. No doubt about it. LOL

So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I do tarot card readings. In fact, I don’t make a move in my career without consulting the tarot first. Why? Because the tarot is never wrong.

Never.

My trip to Boston last fall was a good example. I needed to go up in September to shoot a series of videos with my agent. And I wanted to go before it got too cold in New England. As you know, this Southern Belle does NOT like cold weather. Horrors!

Alex has created the most awesome new feature for my site. It’s called “Laura’s Naughty Sex Shop.”

Oh, yeah. It’s exactly what it sounds like. *kinky grin*

This is a store where you can find all the products I’ve recommended on this blog (and more!) in one, convenient place. My fav erotica and paranormal romance novels, sex toys & kink, trashy lingerie, nonfiction sex books, and groovin’ music to fuck by.

Is that cool or what?!

Great news! Alex has been hard at work on the “Photo” page of my website.

Yay!

Originally, it took you to my Facebook Fan Page and then on to my pics at Flickr. But not all my readers and fans have accounts at Flickr and Facebook, so I wanted the page to be designed differently. I wanted everyone who came to my website to be able to see my naughty pics at my site without having to leave it and go two other places (okay, I’m a simple slut, and I like everything in my life to be simple, including my website *LOL).

So Alex worked her magic last week. And now not only can everyone see my lingerie pics at my website, but they’re soooooo gorgeous. I love the way she tweaked the colors to be so rich and vibrant. Is Alex the BEST, or what?!!

Would it surprise anyone if I told you I’m FED UP with Alpha men at the moment?!!

I didn’t think so.

Well, I am. Totally and completely fed up. Turns out I was right in my blog post last week. Obviously, aliens had invaded Wes’s bod when he said all those sweet non-Alpha things to me.

Unfortunately, it appears the Mothership left Columbia rather quickly, because on Wednesday Wes proceeded to say some incredibly mean Alpha things to me. Then he did it again on Thanksgiving. Argh!

Can you believe there are almost 500 blog posts on this website?

Wow!

No kidding. Totally blows my mind. Hey, I knew I was a chatty slut, but I had no idea I was THAT prolific. LOL

Whoa! Friday the 13th. Lucky, lucky day!

Okay, this has been a week full of talk about sexual fantasies and how they can propel your O (orgasm) to new heights. Or just make an O possible. So I thought I’d talk a little about that today.

“What’s this?” Wes asks, sitting down to dinner last night, eyeing his plate as if it’d just landed from Mars.

Okay, I’m an organic vegetarian, and Wes is a meat and sugar boy. But he eats some of my vegetarian dinners during the week (usually on the weekends) to keep his weight down and because he knows it’s good for his heart. But that doesn’t mean he has to like it. LOL

Last night was the night. That’s right. Time for me to give Wes my first testosterone shot. Uh-oh. LOL

Hard to believe a month has already passed since the nurse gave him the first testosterone shot and showed me how to do it. Then when I got home that day I wrote down all the steps. Like 15 of them.

Okay, if you were reading this blog last fall you know I wasn’t very happy with Wes’s doc. He had done a bunch of blood tests on him, but the only one I was interested in was the testosterone test. That’s because I had a feeling Wes was about a quart low on the stuff, since his libido had been diminishing all year. Horrors!

This could possibly be the shortest blog post I will ever write.  But it’s an important one.  Or I think so.  LOL

 
Anyway, I give this advice to my single women friends so often I thought it deserved its own post.  In fact, one day it will probably be a famous quote by me.  No kidding.  [...]