It probably won’t come as a surprise when I tell you I’ve been on a sex toys kick for the last week. In fact, on Friday I ordered two pairs of nipple jewelry from my “Laura’s Naughty Sex Shop” on this site. They’re both danglers (the one with pink hearts and the one with stars). I had wanted to buy nipple jewelry for my birthday last April, and even wrote about it on my blog back them. But for some reason I never got around to it. Well, now I have! And I can’t wait to see Wes’s face when he undresses me and finds jewelry dangling from my nipples.

What fun!

Okay, back to sex toys. One of my Twitter friends mentioned a “sybain” last week. I didn’t know what that was, so he told me to google it.

On January 9 at 11:00am the world’s first sex robot was unveiled at the “AVN Adult Entertainment Expo” in Vegas. No, I’m not kidding. Her name is “Roxxxy True Companion.”

This was the big sex toys convention Alex wanted us to go to this year, but our schedules were too hectic to attend. After Alex sent me the press release on Roxxxy, I’m thinking we missed more than we thought.

One of my friends at Facebook told me about this new sex toy last week, and I gotta tell ya, just looking at the thing made me wet. Oh, yes, it did! *kinky grin*

It’s called Raging Hard-ons (UR3) 7″ Ballsy dong. Leave it to Doc Johnson to create something soooo lifelike. Here’s a link to check it out:

 On Sunday afternoon I had a sex date with Wes, KY Liquibeads, Viagra, and poly condoms.  After our last sex date and that slippery fuck I was reallllly looking forward to this date.  Oh, how I love to “experiment!”  *horny grin*
 

Last time I put the bead in 30 minutes before our date.  This time I decided to [...]

Wes and I had a sex date on Sunday afternoon, and it was AWESOME!  But only because I was totally prepared this time.

After discovering I’m allergic to latex condoms, I did some research on the web and discovered Trojan’s line of “Supra” condoms.  These are super-strong, super-thin, and made from [...]

 The weirdest thing happened to me a few weeks ago.  My upper lip got really dry, and no matter how much lip balm, lip gloss, or moisturizing lipstick I used it just got worse.

 
Huh?
 
After a few days of this I began to suspect Wes had finally given me herpes.  He gets fever blisters, and they’re [...]

Today, I’ve got a really cool treat for those of you who use condoms.  

 
As you’ve all read by now, the "Twisted Pleasure" condoms I bought a few weeks ago didn’t work out for Wes and I.  But only because I discovered I’m allergic to latex condoms. 
 
Who knew?  Not me.  *shakes my head*
 
That means I bought a [...]

Wes and I had a sex date on Sunday afternoon.  As you know, we’re entering the world of condom sex this summer, because the ph of Wes’ semen is now toxic for my bladder.  Bummer.
 
Okay, it’s been 31 years since I’ve had condom sex.  But you know me.  I prefer to look at every challenge in [...]

OMGODDESS!!  This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.  My LJ friend Shar sent this link to me a few days ago.  Check it out:
 
http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/eroticmen.htm
 
This company, Chocolate Fantasies, makes an entire line of naughty chocolates for any adult party, holiday, occasion, and kink (including BDSM).   
 
Of course I spent most of my time [...]

Oral sex is the name of the game at my house lately.  Like every night.  YOWZA!  Dear Goddess, I just collapse afterwards from all the Os.  Really.  In fact I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so deliciously wasted.  Yeah, it’s GREAT!! 
 
Anyway, Wes was nibbling on my nipples Monday night when I told him I was thinking [...]