A Good Man is Hard to Find. Not!
I guess this was my weekend for running into oversexed friends of mine who’ve been dumped by their boyfriends. Yeah, they were realllllly mad. Not to mention they’re both Leos, which means they have birthdays coming up in August. Of course, that makes them even madder. LOL
On Saturday at my booksigning, one friend told me her boyfriend of twoyears dumped her last month. Seems he told her he wanted to break up with her AFTER he gave her a 5-minute quickie fuck, meaning he got off and she didn’t. Grrrrrrr! She freaked when he dumped her like that, got realllllly mad, and then decided to update her image. She cut her hair and streaked it pink. Then she pierced her nose. Radical, I know, but the guy kinda shattered her self-confidence.
While we were talking, she asked me about an erotica novel we’d both read in the last month. I said I didn’t like it. Really, I wouldn’t give it one star on Goodreads. Yuck. It was a BDSM novel, which I don’t mind, but this one was extreme and included public humiliation and whippings that left red welts on the heroine a week later. NOT my thing.
"I kinda liked it," she replies. "Not the whippings, but everything else."
I grin wickedly. "You’re a sub, aren’t you?"
"Yes," she squeaks, nervously looking around to see if anyone else is listening to us.
"Darlin’," I reply, "this is your lucky day." Then I tell her about some of the kink dating sites out there, like Alt.com and Horny Matches. "On the homepage key in that you’re a sub looking for a dom, and it’ll show you all the doms in Columbia seeking subs like you."
"Really?" Her eyes are wide as buttons.
"Oh, yeah. You’ll have a new boyfriend in no time. A kinky dom, who’ll strap you in a bed harness and give you the best Os of your life."
Her eyes glaze over like her panties just melted. They probably did. "Thank you sooooooo much!" she whispers.
"No problem," I reply, giving her a hug. "If you’re into kink, come see me. I’ve got connections." Then I wink at her, and she bursts out laughing. Probably the first good laugh she’s had since her boyfriend dumped her.
On Sunday I ran into another Leo friend of mine. Come to find out her boyfriend of two years dumped her last week AFTER he told her he didn’t wanna have sex with her anymore because he felt guilty doing it and not being married. Then he told her he didn’t wanna marry her either. Grrrrrrr!
"No problem," I say. "Good men are easy to find. It’s like going to the produce department at the grocery store. You’ve got all those tasty bananas to choose from, ya know? Every size you can imagine. Yummmmmmmmmy!"
She laughs. "I never thought of it that way."
"Time to start, girlfriend," I reply, giving her a hug. "It’s a banquet table of tasty men out there. Dig in!"
I also told her to get text messaging on her phone and fire up her internet connection again, so she can do cyber-sex. You should’ve seen the smile on her face. Probably the first smile she’s had since her boyfriend dumped her.
See? Knowing a shallow slut like me could be the best thing that ever happened to you. Especially if you’re oversexed and back on the market again.
Ahh, life is sooooooo good. And there are lots of good men out there. Really. I know a bunch of them. Just ask me! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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