Advice from Dr. Laura
Did I ever tell you that’s what my husband calls me? No kidding. He calls me "Dr. Laura." Then he rolls his eyes and snickers. Must be some of his weird Uber-humor. Gotta love that guy! LOL
Anyway, I have a very dear Pagan friend who is going through an emotional crisis at the moment. I have great faith he will work through it and come out much stronger. I felt so bad when I read his LJ post about it yesterday I sent him an email.
I meant to let him know I still love him, which I do. And to let him know I’m here to help if he needs it. I just wanted to spread some love because he’s hurting, ya know?
But then I got sidetracked when I closed my email by saying I needed to get back to editing my latest erotica novella. Which lead me to muse about my fav subject: Sex. Sex, sex, sex, my life is all about sex. Love it! Then I suggested he consider that as a way of life. Ya know, filter everything in life through S*E*X. I mean, I do it all the time, and it works for me. My Uber worries about the economy, and the election, and gas prices, and all kinds of heavy stuff. I just keep it simple and obsess about sex. Guess which one of us sleeps like a log every night and is always happy. Yup, you guessed it. 
So that was my free advice from "Dr. Laura" to my dear friend yesterday. I warned him my advice tomorrow will be a different version of the same thing. Then I apologized because I can’t seem to take anything seriously. What is wrong with me?!!! ROFL
I’m sure he looked at my email and thought it was from Bozo the Clown. Oh well….I tried, right? Fortunately, I know he’ll understand. I hope.
And he did. We ended up having a hilarious discussion about how he makes all his relationship decisions with his little head instead of his big head. Hey, what’s wrong with that?! *lusty grin*
BTW, tomorrow is my blog chat. Don’t miss it. We’ll have a blast! I’ll be online from 8:00 am – 7:00 pm answering all kinds of fun and naughty questions from my blog readers. I’ll have more about it in my post tomorrow. See ya there!
Now I really do need to get back to editing my latest erotica novella. And don’t worry. I promise I won’t get sidetracked and start obsessing about sex again in my emails. Or I’ll try. Maybe. Oh, well….who am I kidding?! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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September 18th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
The Dr is In.
September 18th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Re: The Dr is In.
Great to hear from you, Dean! Yup, the “doctor” is always in. *grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
September 18th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Dr. Laura…well, I guess that’s better than Porn Laura
I am guessing your prescriptions for whatever is ailing your patients is always, “Have more sex!” LOL
So, when are you setting up your practice? Or are you going to do a sign like Lucy from Peanuts that says ” The Dr. is In.” Or is that what tomorrow’s blog chat is really all about
Hehe!
You’re a trip
September 18th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Actually, I like “Porn Laura” best. *wicked grin*
Believe it or not, I am more diverse than that. I have TWO prescriptions:
1.) Have sex!
2.) Have more sex!
Covers just about any situation, don’t you think? LOL
Dean already did a “The Dr. is In” sign for me (see his comment). Mainly, it just has a big smiley face on it. And why is it smiling? Because it’s HORNY! ROFL
Nah, tomorrow is just for fun. Although Dr. Laura is invited, because I completely agree with her two prescriptions. But that’s no surprise. Anyway, I’m sure she’ll have a blast. She’s a fun girl, ya know? *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
September 19th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
So addicted
Hey Laura: I like the phrase addiction. An addiction to romance is what I have developed over the past 2 years and I think my depression has definately been much better. Is it the constant thinking about sex? I dunno, but it can’t hurt. Obbession denotes something dangerous and dark while addiction you indulge in, can’t control, and have a hard time giving up. I was somewhat shy about posting the books I was reading on my public shelf for ALL my friends to see, but then I say what the hell, it’s what I like and it’s me. Love me or leave me. As for your friend I am glad he got a laugh, but coming from you that’s not so hard. Hope he’s feeling better. I am loving this blog! Fun fun fun.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Re: So addicted
Hey, it works for me. Addiction. Obsession. I love the dark, wickedness of those words. And you know black is the color of the divine feminine, so “dark” is cool with me. Maybe that’s why men prefer black lingerie to any other color. Ooops! Sorry. I’m obsessing about sex again. I’m such a baaaaaad girl. ROFL
Bravo for you putting all your books on your public shelf!! That’s you. Better to find out now if they don’t like the real you, right?
Thanks, I think my friend is feeling much better. He sounded much better the next day. All that talk about his “little head” got him back on track again. Ya know, thinking about sex, sex, sex. Love it!
I’m glad you are enjoying my blog. It cracks me while I’m writing it too. It’s just a good thing my Uber doesn’t read it. Although I hear his friends do, and they can’t imagine anyone lusting for him the way I do. They think I’m making it all up. Of course they are a bunch of Ubers too. Naturally, they think “they” are the only attractive men around, so why would anyone lust for someone else like my Uber? They are a trip!!! LOL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)