Another Naughty Meme
As you can tell, I’m in the mood for a naughty meme today. Dear Goddess, I love memes! You know what they are, right? A meme is a list of questions. I usually find them on the blogs of my friends. Of course, those are all serious memes with serious answers. What a snooze. However, by the time they appear on my blog I’ve tweaked them until they’re totally oversexed like me (gee, what a surprise *LOL). Or I create my own, like the naughty meme in this blog post.
Okay, let’s do it…!!
1.) What is the coolest thing that’s happened to me so far this week?
On Sunday a friend of mine told me about a new shampoo and conditioner for brunettes, so I started using it on Monday. Whoa, talk about awesome!! It makes my very long hair look like spun silk, and every time I move it floats around me like a soft, shimmering cloud. So I’ve been totally grooving my hair all week. Plus, yesterday I tried a new disposable razor (Venus). Awesome! Everyone knows I shave my legs in the shower every day. Love that smooth, yummy feel. And this razor does the best job yet. Okay, I’m easy to please. I spend $15 on a new shampoo, conditioner, and a pack of disposable razors, and I’m a happy slut. No wonder Wes married me. I’m such a cheap date (in more ways than one *horny grin*)!
2.) Is there anything unusual about me?
Well, besides the obvious (my insatiable sex drive), I have an unusual pussy. I do. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while you know my pussy is natural. No shaving or waxing for me. Of course, that’s because I have a realllllllly cute pussy. No kidding. The hair is very light, and for some reason it’s a darker shade on the ends. Because of that, it forms a cute, dark stripe right down the middle of my mound. Looks kinda feral, actually, like the wild frisky pussycat that I am. So why would I wanna wax away something that pretty, ya know? Duh!
3.) Is there something about me no one knows except Wes?
Yeah, I have a lousy sense of direction. Let’s just say driving is not my thing, but getting lost is. Fortunately, I’ve been this way all my life, so I’m cool with it. I just crank up a classic rock CD in the car and groove to it until I end up where I’m supposed to be. But that’s why Wes makes sure I only drive in areas of the city I’m familiar with. Otherwise, he’d never see me again. Really, it’s that bad. Of course, that might be because I’m easily distracted, too. Whatever.
4.) Is there something about me very few people know?
Yeah, there’s a tiny beauty mark at the bottom of the nipple on my left breast. I know. Another really cute feature. No wonder I love my bod so much! Anyway, everyone in a few of my blog groups will see it soon. Two weeks ago I took a pic of it while I was wearing a sheer black fishnet cami. Gorgeous! As soon as my agent gives the okay, I’ll post that pic. What can I say? Once an exhibitionist always an exhibitionist. *kinky grin*
5.) If I didn’t grow up to become an erotica novelist what would I be?
That’s easy. A phone sex operator. I think I’d be really good at it, too, don’t you? In fact I should make the heroine in one of my novels a phone sex operator. Good idea! If I didn’t give good phone sex for a living I’d own a sex toys shop. Then I could fly to Vegas every year and go to the sex toys trade show. This year it’s in September, and they’re combining the New Marketplace Show with the International Lingerie Show. Dear Goddess, can you imagine me (a confirmed lingerie-addict) at that show?!!! Wes would have to come with me. If I didn’t overdose on sexy lingerie I’d get lost in all the excitement with my lousy sense of direction. Of course, you can bet whenever he found me I’d be wearing some killer lingerie. No doubt about it!
Well, I think that’s enough true confessions for one day. I can just see Wes freaking over what I’ve already said in this naughty meme.
Dontcha love it? I do… *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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