Cheap and Fuckable. What’s Not to Like, Right?
I had the most awesome birthday yesterday! I want to thank everyone who sent birthday wishes in an email or PM, or posted here at LiveJournal or on my PaganSpace, Goodreads, or EONS profile page. Birthday emails and PMs poured in all day and night, over 100 of them. Wow! I definitely felt the love yesterday. All of you made turning 52 my best birthday ever. Truly!
To continue the celebration, Wes and I went out to dinner last night at one of my fav restaurants where the chefs know me and go out of their way to fix a wonderful vegetarian meal for me. Lots of my kinky friends work there as well, and when we arrived I noticed Crystal was playing hostess for the night. Awesome! I love Crystal. She and her husband are into BDSM, so we have fun conversations sometimes, talking about sex toys, kink, the lifestyle, etc..
When I told her it was my birthday and that I’d turned 52, she exclaimed, "No way!" She ran her fingers across my cheek. "Your skin is soooooo soft. You don’t even need Botox!"
Then she turned to Wes and asked, "What are you doing to her that she looks so young?"
Before he could answer I calmly reply, "He fucks me all the time."
Crystal freezes, and her mouth drops open. Then she laughs like crazy. "Vampires!" she exclaims. "Ya know, vampire sex."
Yeah, Crystal reads my blog, and knows Wes bites me during sex now (Ooooh, how I LOVE it!!).
Wes just shakes his head and grins, giving me that my-wife-is-INSANE! look. At times like this he likes to tell people he wishes I’d been born with a "filter" on my mouth. Well, at 52 I think it’s a little too late for that. Just ain’t gonna happen, ya know? I’ve been a wild girl all my life, and I’m having waaaaaay too much fun to stop now. *wicked grin*
After dinner the restaurant surprises me by treating us to a free dessert in honor of my birthday. When we finish Wes looks at the bill and says, "Your dinner cost a total of $4.99." The beauty of being married to a vegetarian is I eat "sides" all the time (usually rice or a potato and veggies).
"See?" I reply, smiling slyly. "What a lucky guy you are. Your wife is a cheap date and ready to fuck 24/7. What’s not to like?"
He just looks at me and shakes his head. I know what he’s thinking. He’s wondering how he ended up married to a wild girl with no filter on her mouth.
When we stand to leave he takes my hand, squeezes it, and then leads me out of the restaurant.
Hey, I may have been born without a filter, but there are certain advantages to being married to a dirty girl. Wes knows any time he wants to drive his cock home I’ve got a warm, wet welcome for it. Yowza! Just thinking about his gorgeous cock makes me squirrelly, ya know?
Like I said, it was an awesome birthday. Yeah, I’m gonna love being 52. No doubt about it.
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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