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Chocolate Peckers…Lip-Smacking Good!

OMGODDESS!!  This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.  My LJ friend Shar sent this link to me a few days ago.  Check it out:
 
 
This company, Chocolate Fantasies, makes an entire line of naughty chocolates for any adult party, holiday, occasion, and kink (including BDSM).   
 
Of course I spent most of my time on the page above, admiring their tasty selection of chocolate cocks, including the "Clone-a-Willie Kit."  With that one you can make a mold of your lover’s dick and cast it in chocolate.  Really. 

But that’s not all.  How about a chocolate lips box full of teenie peenies?  Not to mention, penis sandwich cookies, pecker caramel squares, penis pops, the Mr. Pecker pop, chocolate Viagra pills, and much more.

 
Hey, guys, no need to feel left out.  Chocolate Fantasies also offers an entire line of chocolate pussies, breasts, and butts.  Even a chocolate rendition of a woman giving a man a BJ. 

No, I’m not kidding.

 
So keep this company in mind when you throw your next sex toys party.  No need to go to all the trouble of baking penis cupcakes.  Nah, just order a big batch of teenie peenies and chocolate peckers from Chocolate Fantasies and treat your guests to some lip-smacking fun.
 
ROFLMAO!!!!!
 
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
(my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
 

 
 
 

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