Daily Orgasms? Sounds Good to Me!
On Monday the Uber goes back to his doctor for more blood tests. They’re also doing a testosterone test on him. Yeah, I’m really looking forward to that one. As you know from reading this blog, I think his tank is a quart low on that stuff, and I want to find out.
Although I kinda already know. Otherwise, we wouldn’thave had a conversation this weekend about what it’s like to have a lusty libido. I mean, let’s face it. I’m horny all the time. Really. It’s a 24/7 thing with me. Just like I’ve always heard men are supposed to be. Except the Uber isn’t (although he was pretty horny in his 20s and 30s).
So I tried to explain to him this weekend what it feels like to have a raging libido, and that it’s a very good thing. Actually, it’s a great thing. I feel so ALIVE, ya know? That’s really the only way to explain it. It also keeps you grounded in the physical, so I feel very comfortable in my body. Kinda like I’m constantly purring. *lusty grin*
My daily requirements are a little different though. Yeah, I need food, water, and air like everyone else. But I also need orgasms every day. I can skip a day, and it’s okay. But if I go two days with no major Os I start to feel out of balance.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to the results of that test, and if he needs to take testosterone pills. I want the Uber to know the joy of feeling so alive and grounded in the physical. Not to mention how much naughty fun we’ll have. YOWZA!
Okay, I’m off to the dentist this morning. I’m sure I’ll have a story for you tomorrow from that visit. My dentist is a hoot. Seriously. We’re the same age, and he’s a Leo just like the Uber. In fact, they’re so much like he cracks me up all the time. The only difference is my dentist’s libido is way up there with mine. Oh, yeah, he’s a LOT of fun. *wicked smile*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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November 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
You’re so crazy!! Hope you have a great Thanksgiving
You have lots of orgasms to give thanks for, right 
Anyways, have a great one 
November 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
The dentist
Laura, what naughty book are you taking with you to the dentist?:)
auntee
November 25th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
So a testosterone pill can bump up the sex drive? Will they sell it to me? I’ll crush it up and put it on my dates’ spaghetti… like parmigiano cheese.
November 25th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Thanks for my first big laugh of the day!! Yeah, gotta give thanks for all those Os (naughty grin). Love them!! Have a happy turkey day yourself!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 25th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Re: The dentist
How did I know you would ask me this (LOL)? I took “Flat Out Sexy” and I am loving it. I needed a good book because I have gone through about 6 meh ones in a row. Although “Hot Silk” did turn out better than the first two in the series. And I decided to keep it because the hero has long blonde hair. And you know how I feel about those guys. Oh, yeah, how I love Donnie!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 25th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Yeah, but it takes a few days for them to kick in. However for instant results just soak yourself in perfume with human sex pheromones in it. He won’t be able to keep his hands off you. YOWZA!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 26th, 2008 at 1:46 am
I must admit I’ve found myself getting hornier as I’ve gotten older. Say compared to being 25 and the almost 40 I am not. Bring it on, I say. Now compare this to a friend of mine, who’s eight years younger than me. She’s 32. She got hornier in her early 20’s and isn’t so much now. Will be interested to see what happens when she hits her mid 30’s…Will she get increased libido? I wonder.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Almost 40 that should be. It’s gone 1 am and my brain is addled. Can’t blame that on the computer. Bugger.