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Endorphins. Gotta Have Them!

Last Thursday I finally took the last of the super-dooper antibiotics for the UTI Wes’s toxic semen gave to me.  I felt good all day on Friday, but after dinner I was in a lot of pain.
 
To give you some backstory, my mother took a nasty drug called DES when she was pregnant with me.  It gave me hormonal problems, including lots of food and chemical allergies I have battled and conquered throughout my life.
 
Unfortunately, this particular UTI from Wes’s semen seems to ignite new food and chemical allergies in my bod.  And the main symptom is pain in my bladder.  Yuck!  So after I finish two weeks of meds I usually go through a week of additional bladder pain, trying to figure out what new food and chemical allergies this UTI has given me, and then eliminating them from my diet.  It’s a slow, painful process, but after a week or two I’m usually back to normal.  ;)
 
That’s what happened last Friday.  I was having an allergic reaction to something I ate for dinner, something that didn’t used to bother me, but now (after the UTI from Hell) it does.  And it gave me intense bladder pain.  So when Wes came home from golfing and jumped in the shower I had one thing on my mind.
 
Endorphins! 

Oral sex was definitely on the menu.  I needed pain relief, and I needed it FAST!  *lusty grin*

 
When Wes steps out of the shower and walks over to the vanity I follow him.  After he dries his hair, I say, "I thought we could play a little."
 
"Can’t," he replies, brushing his gorgeous long blonde hair.  "I’m too old to get it up."
 
Obviously, the man needs some persuasion.  I slip off the hot pink cami I’m wearing and wiggle my perky breasts at him.
 
Wes growls and says, "But I could play with your pretty nipples."
 
Alrightyyy!
 
"Sounds like a plan," I purr.
 
Wes grabs me and gives me so many breast Os my bottom lip goes numb, not to mention he floodsmy bod with pain-killing endorphins.
 
Alrightyyy!
 
Afterwards, I notice he’s grinding his dick into my pussy like he’s horny or something.
 
Hmm.
 
I reach down and pet his rapidly thickening cock.  "Want me to lick it?"
 
"Don’t know if it’ll do any good, darlin’," he murmurs, biting my neck and making me squeal.  "I’m kinda old."  But now he’s stroking his dick like he does when he’s really horny.  Then he pulls me over to the vanity and leans against it as I drop to my knees.
 
Alrightyyy!
 
Guess what?  Turns out Wes isn’t too old to get it up after all.  Yummy! 
 
And I got a boatload of endorphins in the process.  No wonder I woke up Saturday morning pain-free and frisky as hell.  Like I always say, most problems in life can be solved or soothed with a good fuck. 
 
Have I mentioned how much I love taking my own advice? 
 
Oh yeah.  Purrrrrrrrrrr….!  *horny grin*
 
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)

 

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2 Responses to “Endorphins. Gotta Have Them!”

  1. jargontalk Says:

    Endorphins!

    Endorphinsyou’ve gotta love them!

    Keep them coming, Laura… pun intended.

  2. laura_stamps8 Says:

    Re: Endorphins!

    Thanks…great to hear from you! ;)

    Hey, you know me. I always love an excuse to keep them coming, and coming, and…well, ya know. *lusty grin*

    xoxo
    Laura Stamps
    Erotica Novelist

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