Entering the Condom Zone
If you read my blog on Tuesday you know I was late posting that day. Well, here’s what happened. I woke up that morning with a raging UTI, and had to dash to the doc for meds.
If you’ve been reading this blog for a while you know I’ve had three bad UTIs since March of 2008. When the second one got me earlier this year, my doc and I figured out the cause.
Okay, don’t freak. But it looks like I’ve become allergic to Wes’s semen. Or my bladder has. Kinda.
The first one landed me in the ER, pouring blood and going into shock. It happened after he tried a new med. The second one got me after he went on high blood pressure meds last year (which he is still on). Seems these meds make the ph of his semen verrrrrrry unfriendly to the ph of my bladder.
To solve this problem Wes has been pulling out just before he climaxes. Lucky for him he’s married to a kinky girl who loves to be marked with the semen of her lover. So he’s been shooting his cum on my bod. And I’m totally cool with that, as you can imagine. *kinky grin*
But sometimes he doesn’t pull out in time, and that happened on Sunday. He thought he did, but later we found out he’d shot a bunch in me beforehand.
When I was at the doc’s she said, "You know you really need to start using condoms. Then you wouldn’t have this problem."
"Yeah," I groaned. "I know."
Rats! I’ve been having condomless sex for over 30 years, and I’m completely spoiled by the delicious feel of skin-on-skin. But it looks like I no longer have a choice if I want to avoid another painful UTI.
Yeah, I’m about to enter the Condom Zone.
So this week I’ve been emailing and text-messaging my horny pervy guy friends, asking which condoms they prefer.
And now I’m asking YOU. Since I’m 52 and in menopause I don’t need spermicidal condoms. But other than that I’m totally clueless.
The last time I used condoms (like 31 years ago) men were the ones who bought, carried, and knew all about condoms. Not women. But 2009 is a Brave New World. Now almost everyone knows about condoms except me, and that’s why I’m gathering info today.
Okay, time to spill. Tell me which are your fav condoms to use and why? My inquiring mind and sex-addicted pussy need to know… 
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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July 31st, 2009 at 3:17 am
Hey when you find out let me know too. This clueless 52 needs to know as well. Don’t know if I’ll ever get to actually use the info. as my on-line social life sucks… and in zip, nada, zero. Went back to work in april so haven’t been around here or goodreads for a long while… ended up gaining 23 pounds going back to work which sucks as well. I still manage to read your naughty blog everyday….
See Ya,
Ja’niece
July 31st, 2009 at 11:48 am
Wonderful to hear from you, Jan!!! It’s been a while, but I’m thrilled you are working again. Cash is always a good thing (LOL). Bummer about the weight gain, though.
I’ve decided not to post today. I want this condom post to run through the weekend, so I can continue to gather all the condom suggestions people are giving me. Then I’ll be writing about my condom “experiences” in this blog (much to Wes’s dismay *LOL). You know I will… *naughty grin*
Love you!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)