Fishnet Panties & Twisted Pleasure
I had lots of naughty fun yesterday, and I’m blaming it all on Wes. Yes, I am. He’s the one who called yesterday morning to tell me our neighborhood K-Mart was going out of business. Horrors!! That’s where I buy 95% of my clothes and shoes.
Okay, now you know. I’m a K-Mart girl. LOL
However, on the plus side, that meant they’re also having a killer sale, and you know how much I LOVE those. Yowza! So after I stopped by the post office to pick up my mail I dashed down to K-Mart.
In my defense I did buy one cute pink girlie shirt like I always wear. But mostly I bought trashy lingerie (gee, what a surprise!). Just imagine sheer black fishnet panties with rhinestones. Or tiny, hot pink satin panties with black lace and a dangling silver heart charm. Or a matching leopard-print panty & cami set with nothing but a scrap of red lace covering my ass. Yummmmmy! Yeah, I bought all of those and more.
As you can tell, it was Slut Nirvana for me. But also for my agent when I take pics of myself modeling my new purchases and text them to him later this week. After all, he tells me it’s important I build a "library" of panty pics for some of the book promotions we have coming up this fall, so I’m just following orders, right? I know. I’m such a good girl. Not. *naughty grin*
I returned to a mountain of emails when I got back to my office. But after I finished answering those I got a chance to do some research on computer.
As you know from reading this blog, the ph of Wes’s semen is now toxic to my bladder because of the heart and high blood pressure meds he’s taking. So we’re about to enter the wild & crazy world of Condom Sex. The only problem is the last time we used a condom was like 31 years ago. Yeah, things have changed, and I’m totally clueless.
However I’m really good with change, so I’ve decide not to look at this dilemma as a downer but as an opportunity to add more kink to my sex life (gee, what a surprise!). In keeping with this theme, I bought a ridged condom called "Twisted Pleasure." It looked like major fun, but I wanted to research it on the web to make sure it wouldn’t irritate my bladder. I’d heard certain lubes and spermicides cause UTIs.
Horrors!
Turns out "Twisted Pleasure" is coated with a safe lube that doesn’t contain a spermicide. Yay! And it got great reviews all over the web, including Amazon. Hey, I knew Amazon sold vibrators and butt blogs and sex toys, but I had no idea it sold condoms, too.
Wow, talk about diversification. But I digress…
Anyway, it seems both men and women are raving about how good "Twisted Pleasure" feels with its kinky design. Some even say it’s the only condom they use.
Cool! Now I’m really looking forward to this "twisted" experience. Makes me purrrrrrr just thinking about it. *kinky grin*
Of course when we take "Twisted Pleasure" for a test drive Ill tell you all about it. You know I will. 
Stay tuned…
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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