Forget Xanax. Just Focus!
I was talking to my agent last week, and he said I should write a blog post about this, so here it is. I never understand why people get so stressed. They must be focusing on the wrong stuff and making life waaaaaaay too complicated, ya know?
I mean, think about it. What are the important things in life?
That’s easy. Sex and fun. Duh! No way life can be complicated when you focus on the important stuff. Fun is simple. Sex is simple. Can’t get any simpler than that.
See? This is why I’ve been so successful as a simple slut. I just ignore all the craziness in my life/career and focus on sex and fun. Consequently, what is my life full of? That’s right. Sex and fun. Yummy! *lusty grin*
As for all the stressful stuff, I’ve found it resolves itself whether Ifocus on it or not. Really. Funny how that happens, but it does.
So why should I waste a minute of my time on unpleasantness? Gee, what a downer.
Here’s another cool benefit of focusing on sex and fun. You’ll make more money. Why? Because you won’t have all that negative energy out there repelling the good stuff sex and fun attract into your life (okay, that’s a Witchy/metaphysical thing, but it’s true!). Not to mention all the sex you’ll be having, which translates into major fun. Yowza!
But I digress…
Okay, back to the money issue. Look at it this way. If you ignore all the stressful stuff in your life and focus on sex and fun you won’t need to buy Xanax any more. See? You just made more money by reading this blog post. Is that cool or what?
Yeah, there are definite benefits to being a confirmed hedonist like me. Less stress and more money for starters.
What could be better?
Well, maybe some wild, frisky fucking RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT! But I digress… *horny grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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