Gotta Watch Out for Those Exhibitionists, ya know?
A few nights ago Wes and I were out to dinner. We always sit in a booth wherever we eat, because at the end of a long workday I’m so tired I prefer to sit on a cushioned surface rather than a hard wooden chair. Duh!
So I’m sitting across the table from Wes, and he’s looking mighty yummy. I’ve just gotta touch him, ya know? So I reach out and stroke his hand as it rests on the table while he looks over the menu. He smiles at me, and I’m sunk. Now I want to kiss him. So I scoot out of my side of the booth, stand up, slide into his side, and plaster my body against his.
"What are you doing, darlin’?" he asks, looking at me cautiously. "This," I reply, as I wrap my arms around his neck and kiss his soft cheek.
"People are watching," he warns. "You can’t do this." True. The restaurant is packed, and we’re sitting in the middle booth in a row of booths in the center of the restaurant.
"Then how about this?" I purr, just before I give him a hungry kiss with my naughty tongue, which encourages his to come out and play with mine. Yummy!
"Stop, darlin’," he protests, when I let him come up for air. "You can’t do this here. People are watching."
I smile wickedly. "And how is this supposed to discourage an exhibitionist?" I tease. Wes groans. "Oh, no," he mutters. "I forgot."
"Exactly," I reply, as I get two more passionate kisses from him before I move back to my side of the booth and behave like a good girl. Kinda. *naughty grin*
This reminds me of what happened yesterday. This is Yancey’s last week as the manager of my local Waldenbooks. He’s moving to Florence, SC, where his fiancé and her family live. I dropped by yesterday with the latest email coupon, and we talked for a while.
After I use the coupon to buy a book, I turn to leave the store and say, "Have a good life, if I don’t see you again."
He chuckles and nods.
Then I say, "Hey, wanna give me a hug?" I start moving toward him. Yeah, I’m a hugger. I hug everyone.
"Okay," he agrees hesitantly. "But only if you don’t flash any lingerie at me."
I crack up laughing. Waldenbooks is next to Dillard’s where I buy all my sexy lingerie. So I usually hit the lingerie department first. Then I dash over to the bookstore and show all the ladies what I bought. We love nothing more than flashing Yancey with thongs, lacy camisoles, sheer black babydolls, you name it! He’s very shy and sweet, so the X-rated lingerie show I bring to his bookstore leaves his face bright red, as he scurries away from me like he has fire ants in his shoes or something. LOL
Okay, back to yesterday. I give him a hug, and he barely touches me, patting my back and holding himself as far away from me as he can before he quickly moves away. It was like he really thought I’m the "sin" everyone says I am, and it might be contagious. I guess you could say that’s the first phantom hug I’ve ever received, since most men hug me like they never want to let go. ROFL
"How long is it going to take you to recover from all the sexy lingerie I’ve tortured you with?" I ask, laughing like crazy.
"I’m thinking years of therapy," he responds, looking very serious. "And maybe heavy meds."
I’m laughing so hard when I walk out of the bookstore, people turn around and stare.
But I can’t help it. I mean, what can I say? You gotta watch out for those exhibitionists, ya know? We could strike at any moment. And we usually do. *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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January 31st, 2009 at 1:27 pm
You ever thought about writing a witchy self-help book? Cos the tips I’ve picked up from reading your blog…
January 31st, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Yeah, Annie. It’s called “The Witchery Series” novels (trilogy). Tons of stuff just like you’ll find on this blog and much more in those novels. You’ll LOVE them!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)