Have I Ever Seen a Cock I Didn’t Like? Nah!
Wes and I ate dinner last night at a restaurant we go to every week, so we know all the servers. But last night we had a new server. He was a really nice, 20-something guy, who looked like he lifts weights. Yeah, great bod (naughty grin). You could tell he was an Alpha, and even though he was kinda quiet he had excellent manners and gave us great service.
When he brings the check and clears away our plates, I lean across the table and say to Wes, "I really like that guy. He’s very nice."
Wes chuckles and replies, "Darlin’, have you ever met a man you didn’t like?" I laugh so hard the people at the next table turn around and stare at me. All I could think about was how my friends would be laughing at a question like that. "No," I reply. "I’ve never met a man I didn’t like. I love all men. You know that."
"Then I guess if you kill me with sex you’ll have another man in your bed in no time," he teases.
"Oh, yeah," I reply wickedly. "No doubt about that. They’re already lined up and waiting."
Wes just shakes his head and smiles, giving me that you’re-such-a-slut look.
"You know what this reminds me of?" I ask. Then I tell him about a thread one of the ladies started a few months ago in my Goodreads groups about how she is repelled by ugly cocks. "Know what my response was? I said I’ve never seen an ugly cock. They all look good to me."
Wes leans back and laughs so hard the people at the next table turn around and stare at us again. "I can believe that, darlin’," he says when he can speak again.
"Think about it," I continue. "There are only two things a woman wants from a cock. First, you want it to get really hard. Second, you want it to feel really good slamming inside you." I shrug. "Any cock that can do that is beautiful as far as I’m concerned. Who cares what it looks like, right?"
Wes starts laughing again so hard I’m thinking sex with me might not kill him after all. My dirty mouth and this cock conversation might do it instead.
Those of you who know me are all giggling like crazy right now, aren’t you? I know you are. Hey, I don’t worship at the "Altar of the Cock" for nothing, ya know? If a cock works, it’s a thing of beauty in my eyes. And if it’s a thing of beauty, it’s lickable and it’s fuckable.
Nothing ugly about that. Duh! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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