Here’s What You’ve Been Waiting For….My Naughty Meme!
What fun! Okay, this is my naughty meme. You asked for it. You’ve got it. I decided to keep it short, so it won’t take long for you to fill out in your comments to this post. Your answers to these 8 questions can be as long as you like. Basically, I’m just giving you another excuse to go forth and be naughty. Gee, what a surprise (LOL)! Great way to kickoff the weekend, don’t you think?
1.) How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 18 and verrrrrry impatient to get this over with (as you can imagine). I can’t tell you how tired I was of being a virgin. Ugh! So the entire seduction was calculated. I just had to find the right guy to put me out of my "misery." And I had been miserable for a looooooong time, too. No kidding. I’d been horny and having sexual fantasies since I was seven years old. Seriously. Yeah, I was one of those little girls who was a terrible tease (okay, I never grew out of that phase *naughty grin*). I even invented this game we used to play in our backyard with the girls and boys in the neighborhood that involved lots of chasing and scuffling and rolling around on the ground. There was only one rule: if a boy caught you he could do whatever he wanted to you. You can imagine how much trouble I got into when my mom found out about that one. Yeesh! Anyway, I wasn’t allowed to date until I was 16. But these guys weren’t even good kissers, much less anyone I would want to boink. Finally, when I was 18, I was pursued by a guy who was as oversexed as I was. Eureka! Yeah, I was really excited. We started dating, and he put me out of my misery four weeks later.
2.) Where did it happen?
I grew up in a small town in north Georgia in the Appalachian Mountains. So I lost my virginity outside in the mountains. My boyfriend (who later became my ex-fiancé….yeah, THAT guy) pulled his car off the road and into the woods. He spread a blanket out in a clearing, and that’s where we did the dirty deed.
3.) Was it any good?
Nah. Hurt like crazy, because he was as big a baseball bat. It wasn’t until I left him two years later that I also realized he had no technique whatsoever. Nada. So you know what that means, right? No orgasm for two years. Imagine my surprise when I finally boinked a guy who knew what he was doing, and I realized I’m a multi-O woman. Of course now after 33 years of sex I go off like a firecracker with just one touch. But I digress…. *lusty grin*
4.) Why did it happen?
You might think this is a weird question, but for me it’s crucial. I already said I was tired of being a perpetually horny virgin. And I can’t tell you how GOOD it felt the next day not to be a virgin anymore. Didn’t even matter that the sex was horrible. Just the fact that I had finally done it was good enough for me. Interesting enough, when word got around my high school that I had "done it" with a college guy, whoa, I suddenly has all kinds of high school boys sniffing around me. Loved it! Anyway, there was another reason it happened. As you can imagine, my mother always had her suspicions about me. Probably because she could sense I had inherited my dad’s hot libido and not her cool one. So she wouldn’t let me stay out on a date later than 11:00 pm. Her reason? She said bad things happen to girls after 11:00pm. You can see where this is leading, right? Oh, yeah. I was such a rebellious kid. I made sure I lost my virginity at 8:00pm just to prove her wrong. Stupid, I know. But that’s the whole point of being a kid, I guess.
5.) What is your favorite verb?
Fuck, fucking, to be fucked, you name it. I love it! Hey, don’t act so surprised. You knew I would say that, didn’t you? *lusty grin*
6.) What is your favorite fragrance?
Right now I’m wearing a human sex pheromone perfume called Realm for Women that I adore. It smells great, and it works deliciously well on men. Just like it’s supposed to. One of the reasons I like it is because it has vanilla in it, which is one of my fav fragrances to wear. It also has patchouli oil, another of my favs. Other than that I love gardenia. I used to wear White Shoulders for years just because I loved the gardenia in it.
7.) What is your favorite sexual position?
My uterus is situated at an odd angle. Nothing I did. I was born that way. Used to freak out my ob-gyns, but not me. Nope. Turns out it puts my G-spot in the perfect place for any sexual position that involves sex facing my partner. YOWZA! Works for me. And you know how addicted I am to kissing. Another plus. So any sexual position that is face-to-face is my fav, because every stroke is going to hit my G-spot and give me multiple Os.
8.) What is your fav sex toy?
My fingers. I know. Nothing works as well for me. And it should come as no surprise that my fingers are as naughty as the rest of me, ya know? *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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November 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
1.) How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Four years younger than you were. I’ll let you do the Maths. Which makes me…young.
2.) Where did it happen?
I was on a caravan holiday with my parents and best friend. There was this lad…dark hair, blue eyes and a veree nice body. Same age as me. I climbed out the caravan window at about 1 am in the morning and we did the deed in his tent.
3.) Was it any good?
Not really. He groused because being a virgin meant that I stained his sleeping bag and he demanded to know how he was going to explain it to his parents. Then when I got up the next day my legs were covered in bites. My mother went crazy, bless her, thinking our caravan was infested with gnats or something. So she complained like hell to the management (and my Ma was a formidable lady in a temper) and got us upgraded to a luxury caravan for the rest of our stay.
4.) Why did it happen?
I was tired of being viewed as a Goody Two Shoes. He was there, I wanted him. So I thought why the hell not? Even today people view me as being ‘nice.’ Which gets a little tiring. People think I don’t look the sort to have tattoos, or be a witch. D’you get what I’m saying here? I fought the same battle then as now. I did it for me and for no other reason. I took a certain amount of pleasure in that fact that whilst others thought I was bookish and quiet, I knew I had a naughty little secret.
Maybe the fighting the battle analogy seems a little melodramatic. It’s that writing this makes me see that there certain themes in my life that are still present now as back then and it’s a good quarter century ago. Except this time I’m determined to do something about it and live life on my own terms…
Slap wrists. Sorry this is meant to be light hearted and I’m getting all introspective here.
5.) What is your favorite verb?
I like fuck. It’s actually a very useful verb as it has a whole wealth of different meanings. Plus it sounds kind of lusty.
6.) What is your favorite fragrance?
I’ve got several. I love the Body Shop’s Vanilla perfume oil on me. Makes me think of sugar and baking. Their Rose oil is also very nice, but without being heavy. Roses are my favourite flowers, particularly the real old fashioned kind.
On a man? I love it when he’s just come out a shower. His skin is still damp and warm. There’s that clean sweat smell, mixed with his own pheromones. I had one boyfriend that combined this with Issey Miyake…talk about get the Teflon coated knickers on…Probably because my ordinary cotton affairs would go kinda BOOM! and incinerate at the thought…The mind is a wonderful thing when employed properly!
I tend to imagine any celebrity crushes smelling like and coming out of the shower. Talk about, ‘Mission Control, this Houston, we have lift off…’
7.) What is your favorite sexual position?
Oooh. I’m a Missionary woman. With a pillow under my hips to get just the right angle, but also to support my back as I hurt it a few years ago and whilst not remotely crippled, I have to be careful. I just love the feeling of being sandwiched between the mattress and my partner. I’m fairly tall, so just take that, add a tall bloke…I like the feeling of giving up control for a while and being made love to…
8.) What is your fav sex toy?
My partner’s mouth? Does that count? When I have a partner that is. Especially when applied to the juncture of my neck and shoulder. I can be happy, nay, ecstatic being nibbled on like that for hours.
Otherwise I’ve got a strap on clitoris massager. It’s sort of a, ‘look mum, no hands,’ sort of thing. I can just lie back with a big shit eating grin on my face and let it do its thing.
I had this thing called the Pussy Kit which was heaven. That inside me a vibrator for my clitoris and off I went. But the Pussy Kit broke (too much usage, methinks) and I never found its replacement. Sob.
Otherwise my fingers for penetration…and my imagination too…like I said it’s a wonderful thing. I can get myself off just by conjuring up certain tried and tested fantasies.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Okay. So I’ve answered honestly. Here’s two from me.
I know the Uber does it for you totally and that’s fantastic. But who would your fantasy guy be? Steve Perry? It can be anyone famous or even someone you see in the street. Mine would be actors Richard Armitage and David Tennant. Not sure about the formers shoulder length hair extensions (bit on the wavy side for me) for season 3 of Robin Hood, but he’s currently in season 7 of Spooks over here and OMFG. David Tennant? Because of the madcap, bedhead hair, pinstripe suit and Converese trainers he wears as Doctor Who.
And…what music makes you feel horny? Steve Perry? Mine would ‘I touch myself,’ by the Divinyls. Cracking song.
November 7th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Okay, I’ll give this a try…though I think I may be the most boring one to answer for you today!
1.) How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 26 years old. It happened to be with the man who became my Hubby.
2.) Where did it happen?
At my house that I was renting before my nephew’s 1st birthday party. The reason I particularly remember that day is because I almost always wear my hair up and we went to my nephews’s party and Hubby rushes over to tell me to put my hair down because apparently he had left several hickeys on the back of my neck! Also, the lady at Wal-mart was highly impressed with him when we went in and bought two huge boxes of condoms! She told him he was “The Man!”
3.) Was it any good?
It was fantastic!! It happened to be Hubby’s first time too and he was a very giving lover and just freakin’ amazing!
4.) Why did it happen?
We had been skirting actual penetration for awhile and I think we both finally decided that it was time. We were already engaged and we both knew what we wanted. Plus I wasn’t sure I could stand it too much longer! I wanted him bad…still do!
5.) What is your favorite verb?
I probably say suck or screw more often than other verbs, but I am not quite sure I have a favorite verb.
6.) What is your favorite fragrance?
I have a few…Realm for Women, Japanese Cherry Blossom from B&B Works, Sea Island Cotton from B&B Works, Warm Vanilla Sugar from B&B Works, and Amber Romance from Victoria’s Secret
On a man: I love Nautica!! But I also really like Stetson Untamed! Hubby used to wear Stetson but he had to stop because it was my Dad’s signature scent and I wasn’t going there. It was me or the cologne!
7.) What is your favorite sexual position?
LOL!! I won’t deny that I just love sex. I am not sure I have a favorite position.
Any one where I am being penetrated
8.) What is your fav sex toy?
A cock! That’s my fav toy!! I also enjoy when he is wearing his vibrating cock ring…that’s awesome
I also love his mouth and hands…okay, I just love my BoyToy!!
Okay, now I have to either go take a cold shower or distract the Hubby from his work so I can get some
November 7th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Wow! Love all your responses. Hey, if we lived in the same town and hung out together, your good-girl rep would be tarnished in no time. Trust me. I seem to have that effect on my girlfriends. *wicked grin*
To answer your fun questions:
1.) My fantasy guy? No doubt about it. Remember when Jan photoshopped the guy she found on the web to look like Wynn, one of the yummy guys in my novels series? This is the link to that pic and post:
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com/12809.html
Yeah, he does it for me totally. I’m not kidding. I co-mod a group at Goodreads, and he is the avatar we use for the group. I have posters of him over my desk and my computer. I look at him every night before I go to bed. Or I should say I look at his crotch. He is a tasty package in total. But the way he wears those leather pants makes me pant, ya know? YUMMY!!! *lusty grin*
All the movie guys I used to think were hot are old now. The only one who still does it for me would be Tom Selleck. The Uber has always looked like him, especially when he and Tom were younger and playing Magnum. The only thing is Magnum was a lot nicer than the Uber, because he wasn’t an Uber (more like a Gamma). But Tom Selleck these days as cranky Jesse Stone? Oh, yeah. That is the Uber all the way. LOL
2.) Music that makes me horny? Steve Perry when he was with Journey. No doubt about it. His voice is sooooo sexy to me. Can’t get enough of it!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 7th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I’m so glad you like the Realm! Smells really good, doesn’t it? What does hubby think about it? Have you noticed if he is more amorous when you wear it?
Hey, you never told me he had a vibrating cock ring!!!! That is totally cool!
Wow, I am loving this meme!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 7th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
LOL
Hubby is still having a few sinus issues so he doesn’t smell it as well. I think I would have to bathe in it to make it more noticeable for him when his sinuses are acting up. I am waiting for a good test run when his sinuses are going nuts
Of course, me having been out of town recently does make him more amorous. And I do get lots more male attention when I am out in public and wearing it 
Yep, I bought the vibrating cock ring a year or two ago sort of as a joke to see if Hubby would even try it or not. Surprisingly, he was willing to try it out and we both like it very much
It’s a very nice toy 
November 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
BTW…I did have a nice dessert before lunch
Hehe…he was so easy to distract away from his work 
I love when he works from home 
November 9th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Alrightie, I’m game for this as well…….
1.) How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 19 and it wasn’t that I was impatient, but just curious as to what all the hoopla was all about. I’d been horny ever since I found my fathers playgirl magazines under my parents bed at age 12. (I had been told to strip the bedding, dust and clean their room.) Reading the articles opened me up to the new and wonderful world of self gratification masturbation style.
2.) Where did it happen?
On the high school theater stage. {I can see Laura’s eyes going a big a saucers at that statement – snicker} I can remember it as if it were yesterday. The guy in question was from my english lit class. We had been hanging out together for a couple of months when he finally got up the nerve to ask me to do it with him. He was what they called a juvenal delinquent and was well versed in opening locked doors with plastic credit cards. And on a Friday after school was out we broke into the theater and behind the curtained stage was an army cot, and that’s where the dirty deed was done. We were both as quiet as mice and just as jumpy with the excitement of _not_ getting caught by the janitor. All I can say is, thank the Goddess, that she was looking out for me and I didn’t get pregnant from unprotected sex. After I graduated high school I never saw or heard from him again.
3.) Was it any good?
It was uneventful lasting only about 10 minutes. The guy had a pencil dick and I could barely feel it, so no orgasm for me. In fact I doubt he even broke my hymen that first time. That’s also why I only did it with him a few more times in the last 3 months before I graduated. He seemed to be the only one getting anything out of it.
4.) Why did it happen?
Like I said, just curious as to what all the hoopla was all about.
5.) What is your favorite verb?
Fucking, Pistoning, Stroking, well you get the idea. {grin}
6.) What is your favorite fragrance?
Anything that uses a vanilla bean base to it, White Shoulders, Hawaiian Plumeria, L’effleur by Coty, Le Jardin by Max Factor, Hawaiian White Ginger by Avon, Safari by Ralph Lauren, Wind Song by Prince Matchabelli, there were several fragrances by Avon that they no longer make and I can’t remember the names.
7.) What is your favorite sexual position?
Well I’ve only tried 2 so far mission and doggy style. The only 3 boyfriends I’ve had weren’t very adventurous. I have a interactive Kama Sutra cd-rom by penthouse that’s given me some very interesting ideas if I could find a new boyfriend who’d be adventurous. {grin}
8.) What is your fav sex toy?
In the man-made department, none. Battery operated what-evers just don’t do anything for me. A pair of eager lips, teeth, and a long tongue on the other hand. {oooh yeah, shudders}
I wonder if anyone else is gonna have the guts to answer this meme?
Ja’niece
November 9th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
1.) How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 19 and it wasn’t that I was impatient, but just curious as to what all the hoopla was all about. I’d been horny ever since I found my fathers
playgirlmagazines under my parents bed at age 12. (I had been told to strip the bedding, dust and clean their room.) Reading the articles opened me up to the new and wonderful world of self gratification masturbation style.OOPS! that should be Playboy not Playgirl. {snickers and rolls eyes}
November 10th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I love your response!!! As for Playgirl, well that was just a subconsious slip, right? *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)