Hey, Nobody Messes with an Oversexed Witch!
My sex date with the Uber Saturday afternoon was a huge success for several reasons. As you recall, we had to cancel our last one three weeks ago because he caught a cold, and then I got bronchitis. So I never had a chance to wear the latest babydoll I bought for that date. It’s a gorgeous, body-hugging black number with a plunging bust-line that dissolves into sheer lacey fabric, ribbons, and ruffles. Verrrry sexy. *naughty grin*
On Saturday afternoon when the Uber walks over to the bed, his eyes hungrily roam my body. "Is that new?" he asks coming up to me and running his hands down my hips. I nod and reply, "You like?" He growls, "Oh, yeah." You can imagine how awesome the sex was after that (lusty grin). We went for two rounds, and I was totally wasted after six glorious G-spot orgasms. But what happened afterwards was absolutely magickal. No doubt about it.
Here’s why. An hour later the Uber rolls over on his back, and I snuggle up against him while he catches his breath. "I’ve turned into a weak old man," he sighs. "I never thought my sex life would be over at 56." Huh? I nibble his earlobe and ask, "What makes you say that?"
"My thigh muscles were shaking the whole time I was ramming into you," he explains. "That’s never happened before." I laugh. "That’s what you get for marrying an oversexed younger woman, " I tease. "You should have married someone your own age you could keep up with better."
He narrows his eyes and glares at me. "Tell me about that testosterone test again," he asks.
Okay, I’m shocked. Last time I mentioned his score and what it meant he told me he did NOT want to discuss this subject ever again. Hmm. Evidently, things have changed, so I explained his score again.
"That’s really low," he muses. "I can’t believe my doctor said it was okay and didn’t give me something to fix it." I shrug. "Maybe sex isn’t a high priority in his life right now." From what I understand his doc is the same age as the Uber (mid 50s).
"Seems like there’d be something I could take anyway," he continues. I kiss his cheek. "Like an herbal supplement?" I ask. "Yeah," he replies. "Something like that."
"Funny you should mention it," I say, smiling like crazy (and you know why! *LOL). "I did some research on the web and found a supplement called Maca that’s been proven to increase your testosterone level quickly."
"Good," he says. "I should take that."
I lick his cheek and purr. "Actually, I already have a little bit of it, and I was going to slip it into the herbs you take every morning. Then on Monday I was going out to the Vitamin Shoppe to buy more."
He chuckles and wraps his arms around me, giving me a kiss. "Why am I not surprised?"
"Hey," I say in my defense. "I was not happy with your doctor, and there is no way I’m letting him sabotage my sex life." I climb up on top of the Uber and rub against him like a cat in heat. "Besides, nobody messes with an oversexed Witch, ya know?"
He laughs and holds his hands up in surrender. "Certainly not me," he says, grinning. "Yeah, get more of that Maca stuff next week, and I’ll take it. We’ll see what happens."
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Surprise, surprise! What can I say? I just love it when a plan comes together. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
(my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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December 15th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Applause, applause!!!!
Well, that didn’t take long at all-congtats!:D
December 15th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Oops…that was me!
auntee
December 15th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Thanks! And thanks for the pep talk on Saturday!! I stood my ground. Kinda. Even though I was on my back most of the time, but you know what I mean. *naughty grin*
BTW, I started a thread in the sex section of the Purvs group about this and the info I discovered today on testosterone when I went to the Vitamin Shoppe. Check it out when you get a chance.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
December 15th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
3 cheers and a righteous WAHOO!! for sneaky perseverance *grin*
Way to go Girl!!!