Hide All Your Yummy Guys!! My Inner Dirty Girl Wants to Come Out & Play (wicked grin)
Okay, here it goes:
1 my uncle is unknown. I’m the black sheep of my family, so I know very few of my relatives. The truth be known, most of them have been warned away from me. Seriously. I’m supposed to be strange or something. Silly rumors. What can you do? *wicked grin*
2 never in my life have i smoked a cigarette.
3 when I was five I was delusionally happy, but I didn’t realize that until reality slam-dunked me when I was twelve. Ouch! I’ve been avoiding it ever since.
5 i will never forget losing my virginity, but I wish I could. Yeah, it was HIGHLY forgettable.
6 once i met my husband, my sex life improved drastically. Yay!
7 there was a guy I dated in college who couldn’t have an orgasm. Yeah, it was fun, but after a while it was like ENOUGH ALREADY….JUST DO IT!!!
8 once, at a bar, I danced myself silly. Actually, I did it more than once. Actually, I did it all the time at any bar I went to and loved it.
9 by noon I will have been on computer for six hours and will still have two more hours to go before I finish answering all the emails from my readers/fans/friends for the day.
10 last night i thought about sex and groped my husband (as usual).
11 if only i had been as oversexed at twenty as I am now I would have had more fun. Although I probably would have gotten into waaaaaay more trouble than I did back then, so I can’t complain.
12 next time i go to church will be in September when I go to a wedding in Charleston at a Catholic Church. Luckily, only the parents of the groom know I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch, so there’s a good chance no one will freak. Too much. Or throw holy water at me. No, wait. That’s what they do to vampires, isn’t it? Okay, hold the holy water.
13 what worries me most is nothing. You think I’m too simple to worry, don’t you? Yeah, you’re right. *naughty grin*
14 you know i’m lying ….well, lying is not my thing. Of course, I am a Southern Belle, so I will politely gloss over anything negative and do it with a smile on my face. Trust me. You’ll love it. I’m really good at it.
15 what i miss most about the eighties is there were more yummy men back then with long hair. Now I have to be satisfied with the links my Goodreads friend Cheryl sends me of yummy guys with long hair on the web. Thanks, Cheryl!
16 by this time next year I will have written 4-5 more paranormal romance and erotica novels and novellas. Plus, I will be even naughtier, lustier, and more wicked than I am now. And, yes, having a great time with it, as usual.
17 a better name for me would be The Queen of Lust.
18 i have hard time understanding anything that doesn’t involve sex. Hey, I’m just being honest!
19 you know i like you if I’m still breathing, because as my husband says (while he rolls his eyes): "Laura likes everyone." What? Is that a crime?!!!
20 if i ever won an award the first person i would thank would be Bast, my Patron Goddess. Yup, I’m Wiccan through and through.
21 take my advice and find a yummy guy and have lots of great sex for the rest of your life. Trust me. It’s a good strategy. I should know (naughty grin).
22 a song i love but do not have is a Journey song. But I can’t remember the name of it, even though I’ve been listening to Journey and Steve Perry for three months now every day with no end in sight. His voice reallllllllly turns me on. Can you tell? *wicked grin*
23 my ideal breakfast is an organic cashew butter or almond butter sandwich on whole wheat bread. Okay, I’m a vegetarian.
24 if you visit my hometown from May-October you’ll run like crazy for the nearest air-conditioned building.
25 why won’t people stop enticing me with memes like this? I am supposed to be researching oral sex and BJs today for my novels. But my dirty girl is having too much fun with this meme instead. Argh!
26 i’d stop my wedding for sex. No doubt about it. Even though my mother would probably freak, because she was kinda in charge of my wedding like moms are when you’re 22 years old.
27 i’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach (Is this disgusting or what?…Yeesh!…Who thought this one up, a cat?!!!)
28 my favourite blonde is Donnie, my yummy hero from "What Witches Want." He could bang me like a screen door in a hurricane any day. I kid you not. And I’d love every minute of it.
29 if i do anything well it’s obsess about sex. Did I already say this? I can’t remember. Oh, well…
30 i can’t help but feel righteous indignation about not much of anything. I’m too busy obsessing about SEX.
31 i usually cry when I’ve been drained by a psychic vampire. Yeah, I’m an Empath. I have to be careful around vamps. Where’s the holy water when you need it?!!
32 my advice to my nephew is follow your heart. You thought I was going to say "follow your dangly part," didn’t you? Hey, I’m trying to be good here!
33 and by the way you can’t beat GREAT SEX. Did I already say that? Oh, well…
Now I’m off to do the work I was supposed to do before I got sidetracked by this meme. Ya know, research oral sex techniques. Alrightyyyyy! *lusty smile*
Have a great Labor Day weekend!
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
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August 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I found a yummy guy, I have lots of great sex…it’s just that convincing him to do it forever thing that’s a bit tough. ha ha!
Not to mention I’m a bit tiffed at him right now. Men and their egos!
But woman can not live on vibrator alone.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
You are crazy but I love you!! Thanks for the laugh this morning…but hey, I want to hear more about your sex life…hehe
And tell us all about this oral sex research…sounds great!
August 29th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
How funny! Sounds like Barret is in deep doo-doo at the moment!
Guess what? I just stopped by Waldenbooks and the stock for my booksigning on the 6th is in. Yay! That is the second or third time Yancy has had to order more copies of “What Witches Want” for this booksigning. It keeps selling like crazy, so I end up with only 4 copies and that just isn’t enough for one of my booksignings. Are you coming next Saturday?
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Glad you liked it! I was cracking up as I was typing it for sure. *wicked smile*
Yeah, there will more about my sex life tomorrow. My Uber was a trip this mrning, so I took notes. And I found an awesome site for the oral sex info. I plan to post that link too.
Have a great holiday weekend!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 29th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I will try to be there. I don’t think I have any plans for that day yet.
And yes, Barret is in some deep doo doo. He got so angry at me this morning, and I’m still not sure how my teasing him made him think that I was trying to make him feel guilty about going out with his friends tonight!!
And of course a couple kisses is supposed to make it better. “I’m over it, so you should get over it.”
I’m trying my hardest not to be angry at him, but it’s getting old, you know? Him constantly trying to make me out to be the angry one and I’m just not! He’s always accusing me of being mad at him when I’m just not! It’s hurtful!
But I’m trying not to hold on to it. I’m thinking tacos for dinner and a disney movie will do just the trick tonight. Maybe a little writing too. I haven’t done any in a while.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Just saw your post at your blog and left a comment. For some reason it didn’t show up on my friend page.
Anyway, I left you some advice you will snicker over. Actually, it works, an attitude adjustment for living/loving/lusting after Uber-Alphas. A basic survival tip of sorts. *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
September 8th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Yummy (long-haired) guys
Hey Laura: I’ve been reading ur blog (mostly) daily and I just love it! I was wondering if you’d be interested in my messaging you books I read that involve long-haired guys? I know how much you like ‘em. I know you like dark-long haired guys. I can either save the books for you, or you can read about them and decide if you want them. I’ll send you a message later. Happy Blogging! =) Kenjii
September 8th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Re: Yummy (long-haired) guys
Kenjii…wonderful to hear from you!!! I’m so glad I fixed my LJ account now so nonmemnbers can post. Yay! I love hearing from all of you!
Hey, I like blondes too (remember Donnie in “What Witches Want”…he’s my ideal guy, and a blonde). So long blonde or dark hair….I’m not picky!!
I’ll send you a PM. Cool!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)