First, an update.  I am slowly but surely getting the agent/publisher mess of the last year straightened out.  Whew!

Just got a contract today from Trytium Publishing.  My ex-agent’s plan was to buy out my publishing contracts with my other publishers and put all my books with one publisher.  A BIG risk for me, but I decided to give it a shot.  That means he bought out my contract for “The Witchery Series” with Trytium last year.

Well, as you all know, the “new” publisher didn’t work out, and we parted ways on May 21.  That meant I finally got the 9 books back that publisher had been sitting on for almost a year.  Three of those books are “The Witchery Series” trilogy novels.  The deal my ex-agent worked out with Trytium was that those novels would never go out of print during the transition phase.  So Trytium has continued to publish them in paperback.  The minute I got all the rights back, I contacted Dave at Trytium, and told him to send me another contract.  That’s what I got today.  So Trytium will continue to publish this popular series in paperback, and Kittyfeather Press will now publish this trilogy in ebook with hunky new covers.  Cool, huh?

When I got the 9 books back in May, Alex and I set a goal of getting all of them published and in ebook (on my site and in the Kindle Store) in 30 days.  I mean, they’ve been languishing at different publishers for two years now, and enough is enough, ya know?!  Yeesh!

So far so good on reaching our goal.  I’ve been working like a crazy woman ever since and have completed final edits on “The Rune Witch Series” and “The Witchery Series” and put them in ebook format.  Now they’re in Alex’s verrry talented hands while she creates hunky covers for them and downloads them on my site in pdf and in the Kindle Store.  BTW, some of you have been asking me if I have a publication date on these two series.  Not exactly, but I can say they will go on sale in the next few weeks.

Last night I finished the first of the three books in my Memoir Series, “Being Naughty,” and sent it to Alex.  So I just have the last two to edit, put in ebook format, and send to Alex (“Still Naughty” and “Always Naughty”).  When I finish those two all 9 books will FINALLY be in production and ready to go.   Yay!

Speaking of the first memoir, “Being Naughty,” I thought I’d run an excerpt from it today.  It’s another one of my naughty memes.  This one is from August 29, 2008.  Yeah, this “Memoir Series” is full of all kinds of FUN stuff!

Enjoy!

 

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I found this meme at the blog of my saucy friend, Ann.  I usually avoid memes like the plague, but this one appealed to my inner dirty girl, so I thought I’d give it a shot.  To be honest, this was the usual clean meme when I found it on Ann’s blog, but I couldn’t help tweaking and rewriting it in terribly naughty ways. 

What can I say?  The strangest things excite my inner dirty girl.  Or as the Uber would say: “Laura, EVERYTHING excites your inner dirty girl.”

True.  Okay, here it goes:

 

1.) My uncle is unknown.  I’m the black sheep of my family, so I know very few of my relatives.  Actually, most of them have been warned away from me.  Seriously.  I’m supposed to be strange or something.  Silly rumors.  But what can you do?   *wicked grin*

2.) Never in my life have I smoked a cigarette.

3.) When I was five I was delusionally happy.  But I didn’t realize that until reality slam-dunked me when I was twelve.   Ouch!  I’ve been avoiding it ever since.  

4.) High school was a BLAST!!!

5.) I will never forget losing my virginity, but I wish I could.  Yeah, it was HIGHLY forgettable.

6.) Once I met my husband, my sex life improved drastically.  Yay!

7.) There was a guy I dated in college who couldn’t have an orgasm.  Yeah, it was fun, but after a while it was like ENOUGH ALREADY….JUST DO IT!!!

8.) Once, at a bar, I danced myself silly.  Actually, I did it more than once.  Actually, I did it all the time at any bar I went to and loved it.

9.) By noon I will have been on computer for six hours and still have two more hours to go before I finish answering all the emails from my readers/fans/friends for the day.

10.) Last night I thought about sex and groped my husband (as usual).

11.) If only I had known what I know now I would’ve had more fun.  Although I probably would’ve gotten into waaaaaay more trouble than I did back then, so I can’t complain.

12.) Next time I go to church will be in September when I go to a wedding in Charleston.  Luckily, only the parents of the groom know I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch, so there’s a good chance no one will freak.  Too much.  Or throw holy water at me.  No, wait.  That’s what they do to vampires, isn’t it?  Okay, hold the holy water.   

13.) What worries me most is nothing.  You think I’m too simple to worry, don’t you?  Yeah, you’re right.   

14.) You know I’m lying ….well, lying isn’t my thing.  Of course, I am a Southern Belle, so I will politely gloss over anything negative and do it with a smile on my face.  Trust me.  You’ll love it.  I’m really good at it.

15.) What I miss most about the seventies is the fact that almost every guy had long hair back then.  Now it’s a rare delight.  Although we do have quite a few men with long hair in the Deep South (thank you, thank you, thank you!).  So I’m not complaining.  Too much. 

16.) By this time next year I will have written more erotica novels and novellas.  Plus, I’ll be even naughtier, lustier, and more wicked than I am now.  And, yes, having a great time, as usual.

17.) A better name for me would be The Queen of Lust.

18.) I have a hard time understanding anything that doesn’t involve sex.  Hey, I’m just being honest!

19.) You know I like you if I’m still breathing, because as the Uber says (while he rolls his eyes): “Laura likes everyone.”  What?  Is that a crime?!!!

20.) If I ever won an award the first person I would thank would be Bast, my Patron Goddess.  Yeah, I’m Wiccan through and through.

21.) Take my advice, find a yummy guy, and fuck like monkeys for the rest of your life.  Trust me.  It’s a good strategy.  I should know.

22.) A song I love but do not have is a Journey song.  But I can’t remember the name of it, even though I’ve been listening to Journey and Steve Perry for three months now every day with no end in sight.  His voice reallllllllly turns me on.  Can you tell? 

23.) My ideal breakfast is an organic cashew butter sandwich on whole wheat bread.  Okay, I’m a vegetarian.

24.) If you visit my hometown from May-October you’ll run like crazy for the nearest air-conditioned building.

25.) Why won’t people stop enticing me with memes like this?  I am supposed to be researching oral sex and BJs today for my novels.  But my dirty girl is having too much fun with this meme instead.  Argh!

26.) I’d stop my wedding for sex.  No doubt about it.  Even though my mother would probably freak, because she was kinda in charge of my wedding like moms are when you’re 22 years old.

27.) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach (Is this disgusting or what?…Yeesh!…Who thought this one up, a cat?!!!)

28.) My favorite blonde is Donnie, my yummy hero from What Witches Want.  He could fuck me any day.  All day.  Again, and again, and again, and….well, ya know.

29.) If I do anything well it’s obsess about sex.  Did I already say that?  I can’t remember.  Oh, well…

30.) I can’t help but feel righteous indignation about not much of anything.  I’m too busy obsessing about SEX.

31.) I usually cry when I’ve been drained by a psychic vampire.  Yeah, I’m an Empath.  I have to be careful around vamps.  Where’s the holy water when you need it?!!

32.) My advice to my nephew is follow your heart.  You thought I’d say “follow your cock,” didn’t you?  Hey, I’m trying to be good here!

33.) And by the way you can’t beat GREAT SEX.  Did I already say that?  Oh, well…

Now I’m off to do the work I was supposed to be doing before I got sidetracked by this meme.  That would be researching oral sex and great BJ techniques.  Alrightyyyyy!  *lusty smile*

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
laura@laurastamps.com
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