Horny Thoughts & a Dick as Hard as a Tree Branch
Thursday night Wes surprised me by walking into my office. Yes, that’s unusual. Wes is the kinda guy who can’t wait to get off computer so he can dash downstairs, get something to eat for dessert (like yogurt or nuts), and park his ass in his reclining chair to watch sports on TV.
Imagine my surprise when he walked back upstairs and appeared in my office at 9:00pm.
“Look what the yogurt did to me.” He flips down the front of his sweatpants, and his hard dick pops out.
“Alrightyyyyy!” I exclaim. Hey, I’m always happy to see a steely dick on that man. “You need to eat yogurt for dessert every night.”
He laughs, and the next thing I know he’s lifting the front of the I Love New York t-shirt I’m wearing. Then he dips his head, and my right nipple disappears between his hot lips.
Alrightyyyyy!
“Let me make this easier for you,” I suggest, pulling off my t-shirt.
See? I can be helpful. *sex-obsessed grin*
“Hey,” he says, palming my breasts between his talented hands. “You’re not wearing a bra.”
“I never wear a bra in my office,” I reply, moaning when he rolls both of my nipples between his fingers.
“But you wore that shirt out to dinner,” he persists, stripping off his shirt and sweatpants.
Okay, Wes never wants me to leave the house without a bra on. Boggles my mind, but that’s just the way he is.
“I did wear this shirt to dinner,” I agree. “But I wore a sweatshirt over it so no one could tell I wasn’t wearing a bra.” I nuzzle his neck. “Besides, who knows what I’m wearing or not wearing under my clothes?”
Wes chuckles and leans down to suckle my breasts again.
“Let me make this easier for you,” I offer, pushing my now naked husband into my computer chair. Then I climb into his lap.
See? I can be helpful. *horny grin*
“Much better,” he agrees. In this position my nipples are almost level with his lips, and he definitely knows how to use those lips. Yum!
“Damn, that feels good,” I moan, rubbing my pussy across his hard cock. “I soooo wanna fuck you.”
Wes grins like the Alpha Impaler that he is and gives me several breast Os. YOWZA!!!
Have I mentioned how much I love oral sex in my computer chair? Well, I do.
“Want me to lick you?” I ask after a while, as I float in orgasmic nirvana.
“You can try,” he replies, looking down at his dick. “But it shrunk while you were sitting in my lap.”
I slide down between his knees and smile at his wilted cock. “Not a problem.”
The minute I lick his delicious dick and swallow it to the root Wes starts moaning. “Oh, yeah,” he whispers. “That feels gooooood.”
A few minutes later he shouts his release, and I’m smiling like crazy. “I discovered another sweet spot on your dick,” I say, licking my lips, incredibly proud of myself. I mean, you know how fond I am of BJ research.
Wes exhales loudly and collapses back in the chair. “That you did, darlin’.”
I give his shrinking cock a few more licks and then kiss it goodbye.
“It’s gotta be the testosterone shots,” he muses, closing his eyes. “When I was in sales meetings this week I kept getting a hard-on.”
“Cool!” Hey, works for me.
“I get horny thoughts all the time now, too,” he continues.
Even better! “Welcome to my life,” I say, grinning lustily.
“Yeah, well, for the longest time I didn’t,” he explains. “It’s nice to have a libido again. Looks like getting a shot every three weeks instead of once a month is what works for me.”
This conversation made me so happy all I could do was jump in his lap, purr, and plaster myself against his gorgeous bod.
Have I mentioned lately how much I love testosterone? Well, I do. I’ve got a boatload of it myself, and I adore how it keeps me horny as hell 24/7.
Of course, I’d wish the same for Wes. Duh. *sex-obsessed grin*
Hey, who cares if the last time I gave him a shot in the arm I forgot and went too slow, and he screamed bloody murder. It’s not like I’m a nurse or something. Anyway, if it gives him horny thoughts and a dick as hard as a tree branch it’s totally worth it. Just ask me.
I mean, my opinion is the only one that counts right? LMAO!!
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February 23rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Well….what does one say to this post? Hmmmmmm….Way to go Wes!!!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I know! He's doing very well on probation from his screw-up on Valentine's Day. I'm thinking he should just stay on probation permanently, ya know? I'm still not wearing my wedding ring. I figure it will take him 6 months or longer to notice that. Too funny!
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I agree with Carol. Wes was clearly the winner here, hehe.
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Hooray for Wes and yay for Laura! Nothing like a good healthy libido!
February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Yes, he did! I always take verrrrrry good care of my men. Even my cybersex guys will agree with that. *kinky grin*
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Kenjii, yes, he did! I always take verrrrrry good care of my men. Even my cybersex guys will agree with that. *kinky grin*
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Carol, I know! He's doing very well on probation from his screw-up on Valentine's Day. I'm thinking he should just stay on probation permanently, ya know? I'm still not wearing my wedding ring. I figure it will take him 6 months or longer to notice that. Too funny!
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Thanks, Cynthia. I agree! A healthy libido for Wes is fab news for sure!!
BTW, for some reason my replies to everyone's posts are not showing up today, so that's why I am listing them separately. Who knows why? But Alex is working on it.
February 23rd, 2010 at 8:13 pm
So what kind of yogert was that???? Thats a marketing idea that would make millions!
February 24th, 2010 at 1:40 am
No kidding, Beach! But even that yogurt won't help Wes tonight. Tonight he actually fucked up worse than he did 2 weeks ago with the Valentine's disaster that lead me to suggest an open marriage. No, I'm not kidding. You'll read all about it on this blog next week. Not only is he in the doghouse again, but he's spending so much time there he should turn it into a doggy condo and move in. lmao!!!
February 24th, 2010 at 1:45 am
Oh how quickly they fall….sounds as if ot .might of been safer for Wes if he went over to the desert with David….
February 24th, 2010 at 2:31 am
Wow, these comments are jumping all over the place today. How funny! Alex, tells me the site is due for an update so that is probably what is happening.
Anyway, Carol, yes, Wes should have gone to the desert with David. He fucked up soooooooo bad tonight. He gets on these negative tangents and then says all this stuff in the moment. Then freaks when he realizes what he has said. Tonight he started complaining because the resturant we went to was crowded and we had a 10 minute wait (which he HATES). One complaint led to another and soon he's telling me he wants a divorce and would be thrilled when I move out. You can imagine how he has been making nice ever since. lmao!! But it is exhausting to go through this every 2-3 weeks with the man, ya know? WTF!
February 24th, 2010 at 2:50 am
maybe he's thinking you hurt my feelings with the ring thing and now its my turn to fight fire with fire.Ya gotta think like an alpha…ya know with that stubborn attitude of' I'm right' and then make them think its their idea to change their ways.They never really learn as David says past performance equal future behavior…
February 24th, 2010 at 2:58 am
Don't laugh, Carol. But he noticed I wasn't wearing my wedding ring 30 minutes AFTER he said he wanted a divorce. In fact the only reason he noticed is because he was groveling when he realized what he had said and the last thing he wants is a divorce. So he was being extra attentive and stroking my hand, and that's how he noticed. I had to laugh. It was like YEAH, GET A CLUE….THIS IS WHY I'M NOT WEARING A RING, DUDE!!!!!
lmao!!!!
February 24th, 2010 at 3:30 am
LMAO…..they never change! EVER….Sometimes I feel like one of those bobble head dolls..shaking my head because there is nothing else to say or do….
February 24th, 2010 at 3:42 am
I can totally relate. They never change for long. A few weeks max. Then it's right back to frequent foot-in-mouth syndrome. Only after almost 32 years I'm getting a little pissed at this. I don't know why it took me so long. That's what I get for being an easy-going Beta, I guess.
I need some time to think this through. I definitely need Plan B for dealing with this. In the meantime you feel like a bobble head doll and I always call myself a zombie. When he starts complaining I usually zone out and smile a lot like a zombie high on LSD or something. Only thing is it's getting harder and harder to do that. So I have to graduate from zombie land. Thus, the need for Plan B. *lmao*
February 24th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Well you can always do to him what he does to you and start complaining and being negative right back at him.David hates it and I mean really hates it when I start acing like he does.And its like 'what its ok for you to act like a little shit and I cant? Dont think so.' sounds kinda childish but when you deal with kids all day the last thing you need is a 50 something pulling the same crap.And I too have been putting up with the bobble head syndrome for 32yrs and some days I wonder why I do it. Then I think because he really is a good guy and provides well and is a great dad even though he comes with the inlaws from hell but hey not everyone can be perfect like me…or you and he can even put up with my crap and so I stick around or he stick around with me go figure. It really could be worse ya know
February 24th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
I know. But being negative is such a downer! I have a really hard time doing that, so I don't go there. I'm just not wired like that. Wes has been a trip today. I blasted him with text messages this morning. But when I got up he left me a note in the kitchen telling me what a jerk he has been and I didn't deserve the way he attacked me last night. That he loves me and doesn't want a divorce or an open marriage. There have been more text messages today sayingt he same thing since he is working out of town today.
I dunno. In my case it couldn't be worse. I came from an abusive family so I don't tolerate abuse. And when Wes gets like this it is verbal abuse. So I have no idea what I will do at this time. But I do know one thing. The wedding ring stays OFF. He can wear his if he wants. I could care less. But he's gonna have to give me a good reason to put mine back on.