How to be Fucked to Death
I had a telephone meeting yesterday afternoon with my agent. Yeah, he’s still on the road.
After we talked business, he commented, "Being married to you would certainly be a challenge."
Huh?
"Why," I ask, totally clueless. "What’s not to like?"
I’m thinking maybe it’s the way my mind is always moving 100 miles an hour. Or maybe it’s how the Empath in me is always dissecting him psychologically, trying to figure out what makes him tick.
Or maybe it’s because I’m nosey, always asking him personal stuff. Nah, can’t be that. The man is an open book (no pun intended *LOL*).
Okay, so why does he think being married to me would be "challenging"?
"It’s your energy level," he explains. "You have so much energy I’d have to take vitamins or something to keep up with you."
"True," I agree. "You’re the same age as Wes, and I give him tons of vitamins and herbs every day." Then I frown. "But he’s still exhausted."
"I can imagine," he chuckles.
"Of course," I muse, "if you were married to me, I’d also make you eat healthier and work out at the gym every week. That would shave about 20 or 30 pounds off your gut, and then you’d look totally buff."
He snorts, like that’s never gonna happen. What an Alpha! LOL
"Of course, if you were married to me, I’d already be addicted to your bod," I continue, "which means I’d be jumping you 24/7 for sex. So if you got in shape and buff then I’d be like totally rabid for your bod…"
Now he’s laughing like crazy.
"Hey!" I protest. "There are worse things in life than being fucked to death by your wife, ya know?"
True.
But what a way to go….Yuuummmmmmy! *horny grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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