How to be Naughty with a Wendy’s Frosty
I know I’ve mentioned this before, but my husband is a sugar-boy. One of his fav desserts is a Wendy’s Frosty. Shortly after I discovered a naughty use for chocolate icing I began to give those Frostys a second glance. Yes, I did. And you know how I am about food and sex. Hmmmm….
So the next time he brought a Frosty home after golfing and then jumped in the shower, I grabbed it out of the freezer and dashed upstairs to the bathroom. When he cut the water off and opened the shower curtain I was ready, armed with his fav cold dessert, a naughty grin on my face, and wickedness on my mind.
This one took some testing, because even though it’s thicker than a milkshake it still melts really fast on warm skin. Even faster than whipped cream. That means we spent our first “test” with a Frosty in fits of giggles, since my husband spent most of his time licking all the drips off my body. Think melting ice cream cone, and you’ve got the picture. Fun, but not as much fun as it could have been, because the drips ran off the two areas I most wanted to be suckled and licked (if you know what I mean).
Of course, as you all know, when I’m involved in my fav “playtime activity” my brain cells tend to head south as fast as their little bunny slippers will take them. So it was my husband who figured out the solution to this dilemma on our second “test” with a Frosty. Evidently, a few of his brain cells hang around longer than mine.
Okay, this is the key to having naughty fun with a Wendy’s Frost. Don’t let your husband spoon it onto those two fav areas of your body. Instead he should eat a spoonful of the Frosty. Just don’t let him swallow it. Then he should hold it in his mouth and begin to suckle those two areas. That way the Frosty stays just where you want it to, and there are no messy drips. Brilliant, yes? And OMGODDESS IT FEELS SO GOOD!!! Yup, all that cold sweetness on hot nipples and breasts. Then when it warms up in his mouth your husband can swallow it, eat another spoonful, and start all over again. My, oh, my, I get excited just thinking about a Frosty. But can you blame me?
Is this the perfect blog post for a Friday, or what? Okay, Ladies, you have your weekend assignment. Grab a Wendy’s Frosty, go forth, and test, test, test…! Then come back and spill all the details. I want to hear everything. Dear Goddess, I love testing and research. Don’t you?! *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my Author blog…updated daily)
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my Author blog…updated daily)
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July 18th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Sounds like you have been having lots of naughty fun
Thanks for the idea
I have to stagger these ideas though because my hubby doesn’t have as much of a sweet tooth as I do. But he’s game to try them out.
And unfortunately, we haven’t tried the last one out yet, but we will soon!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
well..all this frosty talk has me feeling anything but Chilly…in fact..I think my monitor just steamed up!
July 18th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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Glad you enjoyed my post today, Dean! Well, what can I say? It’s not like this is the first time I’ve steamed up your monitor, right? *naughty wink*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my Author blog…updated daily)
July 18th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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no,nor will it be the last!
mmmm…
I’m never going to look at the Wendy’s sighn the same way again.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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You know me so well! And you’re right…it won’t be the last. That means I should warn you about tomorrow’s post. Yeah, it’s going to be a hot one, too. *wicked grin*
BTW, what did you think of my post last week about chocolate icing. I suppose you’ll never look at a piece of chocolate cake in the same way again, too?
I know. I’m such a naughty girl. But I have so much fun, why stop, right?
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my Author blog…updated daily)
July 18th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
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hhhmm…
I was talkin with my lady about what I would like to do with a half VERY RIPE cantelope filled with port..and a small spoon..and how I would like to feed it to her..and much more..
mmm….
or what I would do with a very ripe sun warmed peach..you know..how they have the soft fuzz on the outside..but explode with juice after a little teasing..
am I steaming up YOUR monitor yet?
July 18th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
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Ha! Yes, you are! Of course my monitor is always steaming up. No surprise there, right?
My, my you are going to have such fun when your lady comes to visit.
That reminds me. Take a look at my post from a few days ago called “Have You Had Your Laugh for the Day?” I put out a call to you in the comments section. It seems I am not the only oversexed woman being batted away and turned down regularly by our mates. It seems we have all heard men think about sex every 60 seconds. But we are not finding this to be true in our experience.
Sooooo…what we wanted to know from you is….is this just a cruel myth, or WHAT?!! Spill, Dean. The inquiring minds of oversexed LJ women want to know! *big smile*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my Author blog…updated daily)
July 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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answered.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Hey L!!!
Promise me you’ll put that wendys frosty scene in your new Manigault vampire book. {grin} Do you have a solid pub. date yet? I want to put it in my amazon wishlist.
Ja’niece
July 20th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Hi, Ja’niece (big wave!)–
Great to hear from you! Actually, I’m putting this and a chocolate icing scene (did you read about that in an earlier blog post of mine?) in the next novella about Wynn and Noelle. I know you are a PNR fan and don’t know if you only read vamp novels, but if you haven’t read “What Witches Want” then you don’t know yummy Wynn is also a shapeshifter (black cat), which is one reason why he is such a HOT lover…all that feline grace, etc. (naughty smile).
“A Vampire’s Kiss” will be published in the spring of 2009. At the moment I am still writing it. But the first two PNR novels in the Witchery Series (”The Witches of Dixie” and “What Witches Want”) are already out and can be ordered online or from your local bookstore. The third novel in that PNR trilogy (”Call of the Witches”) will be out in September.
Thanks for putting my novels on your Amazon wishlist. You are a sweetheart!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)