I am a Wicked, Wicked Woman
Okay, here’s your laugh for the day, especially if you’ve been reading this blog for a while. Guess what? My husband’s friends in Columbia don’t believe he has a sex life. No, I’m not kidding. They’re all in their 50s and 60s, many married, some not. From what I hear their sex lives are nonexistent, which means they think all long-term marriages suffer from that malady. So when my husband has to rush home because we have one of our “sex dates,” they don’t believe him. They think he’s just kidding around, like guys are prone to do.
In the next two months we have a couple of functions to attend, and one is in Columbia, so a lot of his local friends will be there. Because my husband thinks my Pagan friends are scary (well, they are empowered, wild women…dangerous for sure! *naughty grin*) and his friends are all good ole boys, we don’t know each other’s friends. Funny, isn’t it? But we’ve traveled in different circles for 30+ years now, and it works for us. That means when I show up with him at that local function it’ll be the first time his friends have met me. My, oh my, is this a golden opportunity, or WHAT? Let’s just say the exhibitionist in me is jumping for joy (wicked grin).
Why? Because my husband is an Uber-Apha, and even though he laughs off their comments I can tell it bothers him that his friends think he has no sex life. If you know Ubers then you know they think they’re the “cat’s meow,” so his ego is a bit wounded. No problem. I’m looking forward to changing that. Hey, I can do the cat thing. Just watch me. I’m sooooo looking forward to rubbing all over my husband in front of his friends and meowing to my heart’s content like a cat in heat (which is actually normal for me). By the time I finish with those guys they’ll have no doubt my husband not only has a sex life, but also an verrrrry active one.
To tell you the truth I was shocked when he told me this. These guys are obviously not using their brains, right? They all know I write and publish erotica and paranormal romance novels. Duh. I guess they haven’t made that connection. In fact some of them have even googled me on the web (although none have read this blog as far as I know). Anyway, when I warned my husband about what I plan to do, you should have seen him smile. Do I know my Uber, or what? He thinks it’s a great idea. But wait until he sees what I plan to wear to that local function…..a black silk shirt, dark jeans, black boots, and I’ll be covered from head to toe in human sex pheromone perfume. Those guys will never know what hit them. Yeah, I’m a wicked, wicked woman. But I’m loving every minute of it. *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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August 16th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
But it’s so fun to be wicked!!
August 16th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
True!
Hey, what did you think of the picture of Wynn (the post “Wynn….Is the Man HOT, or What?!!”). Look in the comments for that post and see how Ja’niece photoshopped him again to give him a pentacle necklace. Awesome, isn’t it?!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 16th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Why lit’tlemis thing aren’t you a naughty girl getting all those love deprived men so confused. {LOL} Seriously if there’s any, rich/unmarried and 49 and below, send them in my direction I haven’t had a real boyfriend/date since 1993!!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Wow, Ja’niece!!! You’re kidding, right? 1993? Yikes! Okay, your love life is definitely a priority with me now. Listen, I had always said if I found myself single again I would hit the internet for possible boyfriends. I seem to come across single Pagan men all the time that way, and many have become friends of mine. In fact I finally talked my gorgeous 40 year old neighbor into that, and she found the love of her life (he’s 32) through MySpace.
Anyway, Witchvox is the first place I went looking for local Pagan men for her. Do you know about Witchvox (http://www.Witchvox.com)? It’s the main site for Pagans worldwide. You can click on the page for your home state and see all the Pagans registered, as well as covens, shops, groups, etc. Really cool. And it is HUGE. Most people have no idea how many Pagans are out there. If I were you, I would check that site first. Who knows? Maybe you’ll find the perfect single Pagan guy there, and 2008 will end up being a year full of yummy dates and yummy men for you. Sounds good to me!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 1st, 2008 at 10:08 pm
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Did you hear? Russian agressor attacks USA…
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