I Could Always Lick It…
Wes and I had a sex date on Saturday afternoon. Before that, I ran into him in the living room around 11:00, after I’d finished feeding my feral cats on the back porch.
He grabs me and hugs me tightly, saying, “I guess we’re not fucking at 12:00.”
I have to laugh. Friday night, before I went to bed, Wes had tried to move our sex date up from 4:00 to 12:00. I vetoed it because I always work on Saturday, and I knew I’d be buried in emails by then. But Saturday afternoon is when all the college football games come on TV. Wes could care less about the pros on Sunday. It’s the college games on Saturday he’s rabid about. So he wanted to spend the afternoon at his fav bar, drinking with his buddies and yelling at the college games.
Don’t get me wrong. I’ve fucked him earlier for a sex date in an extreme situation, like he was leaving town or something. In fact we’d already moved our sex date up from Sunday to Saturday because he had a business thing Sunday afternoon. But to change the time again for football? Not happening. LOL
“What part of NO did you not understand?” I tease.
“Yeah, but look at me,” he protests, suddenly pulling down his sweatpants so his hard dick pops out. “I’m ready to fuck right now without Viagra.”
“Gotta love those testosterone shots,” I purr in appreciation, stroking his gorgeously hard cock.
“Tell me about it,” he replies. “I woke up five times last night with a hard-on.”
Alrightyyyy!
“So let’s do it now while I can,” he urges, looking at me lustily.
“Nice try, but you’ll be able to do it at 4:00 with Viagra,” I insist. “Besides, then we know you can go the distance.”
Hey, we spent too many times in the last year before the testosterone shots and Viagra with Wes wilting inside my hot, wet, very tight pussy when he suddenly lost sensitivity. Talk about weird and totally inconvenient. Shivers!
“True.”
“But it’s a shame to let such a beautiful hard-on go to waste, ya know?” I slowly run my tongue over my naughty lips and wink at him. “I could always lick it.”
“Where?” he asks, perking up considerably.
“Here,” I respond. By now we’re standing in the kitchen.
“No way,” Wes replies, pulling me back into the living room. “It’s dark and rainy outside, and all the lights are on in the kitchen. The neighbors can see us plain as day through the sliding glass door.”
“And this is a bad thing how?” I purr, exhibitionist that I am.
“Forget it, darlin’.” He sits down on the ottoman in front of his chair, and I drop to my knees, swallowing him to the root. Three minutes later Wes is howling, and I’m lapping up his delicious cum.
“Whew!” he exhales loudly, leaning back on his elbows. “Now I’m too tired to fuck at 4:00.”
“No way, big-boy,” I reply. “We’ve got a date: you, me, Viagra, Supra condoms, and KY Liquibeads. Be on time.”
He chuckles as he stands and tucks his wilting dick back into his sweatpants. Then I hustle him out the door to watch the games with his buddies. Oh, and I make sure he’s got a Viagra in his pocket to take at 3:00. Can’t forget that!
My, my, I do love those testosterone shots, ya know? They make my life soooooooo much FUN! *licks my lusty lips*
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Laura Stamps (c)
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October 27th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Sometimes I think my boyfriend and I need to have sex dates because a lot of the time we are busy and so tired when we go to bed, that we end up not having any fun. Either that, or we will have LOTS of fun, but I’ll want more, and we’ll be too exhausted for more! Grrrrrrrrr………..any ideas? ANYONE???
October 27th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Sex dates RULE, Kristen!!! Wes and I have spontaneous sex all over the house during the week, but we plan to spend more time on a sex date AND to have sex in bed. So we make it special like a date, ya know, I wear something to surprise him and change the sheets and we try new kinky stuff and it’s FUN! You should try it. That way you get your spontaneous sex and your totally awesome sex dates in every week. Sounds good to me! *lusty grin*
October 27th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Hey Laura, I told you Wes was going to start chasing YOU around one day–looks like the time is NOW!:)
October 27th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Hi, Cheryl–
Great to see you here!!! Yeah, that day finally came, and in the form of a shot I give him once a month in his hip or his ass. I get to try it next week in fact. Last time I watched the nurse give it to him, and I wrote down all the steps (like 15). But mostly she said to just hit him like you’re throwing a dart. Makes Wes cringe every time he thinks about it. ROFLMAO!!!!
But, hey, works for me. I’ve always wanted to be the one chased, as you know. Not that I would run, but ya know…it’s the thought that counts, right? The lustier the better. *horny grin*
October 27th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Hey Laura! I talked to my boyrfriend and he would love to do that, but he’s not sure he can keep up. He wants to, so we were wondering, is there anything he can do to make sure he can keep up with me?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Hmm. There is a sex booster supplement I used to give Wes called “Steel-libido” you can get at the Vitamin Shoppe.
There are also sprays that will keep him from finishing and make him last longer. You can get those at my FAV sex toys online shop the Sensual Adviser (http://www.sensualadviser.com). You will spend hours there. LOVE that place!!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Ooooooo, thank you Laura! I will have to check out that website! And yes, I will probably spend lots of time on that site!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
You will love it, Kristen! I use it for book research. Really. In fact I discovered it when I was googling edible bubblebath with human sex pheromones in it for my “Rune Witch” series last year. But I have to be careful because there are so many cool things at that site I get carried away, and before I know it I’ve been there an hour looking at all kinds of cool stuff. Let me know what you think about it!
November 1st, 2009 at 9:12 am
Damn reading this stuff makes me wish i had a boyfriend to jump on.. But no, girlie had to fall in love with an american and is now currently having a major broken heart in rainy old Europe… And yesterday while partying there just arent cute fuckable guys around who can put up with my in-your-face attitude.. How agirl can suffer…
November 1st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Hi, Kari (big wave!)–
Great to see you here! Bummer about the broken heart. And the American dude who broke it. What can I say? Slutty women with trashy mouths like us are “special.” Lots of men want us, but we only jump the tasty ones. Like I always say…finding a yummy guy is like shopping at the grocery store. All those delicious bananas to choose from. You’ll find yours, girlfriend! No doubt about it.