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I Wanna Dick Inside Me NOW!

Sunday morning I woke up absolutely exhausted.  I think it was a combination of working through too many weekends (okay, guilty as charged *LOL*) and the insanely busy week I’d just survived with the poetry book giveaway, working on my naughty 2009 Holiday Card, and writing/mailing the November issue of my naughty newsletter.

Whatever.  All I know is it kicked my ass! 

I was so tired I was weepy (ladies, you know what I mean).  And my fatigue got worse by the hour.  In fact, when Wes and I went out to lunch I surprised him by canceling our sex date that afternoon.  I did.  Hard to believe, but true.

What can I say?  I was just too tired to fuck.  Horrors!

Yeah, Wes was in shock too.  His “energizer-bunny” wife was suddenly too tired to have sex?  Yikes!  Now he’s really worried.  I mean, it’s not like he isn’t always after me about the long hours I work every day.  He is.  So he told me I should nap when we get home.

But I had about two hours of work I wanted to do on the Holiday Card mailing first.  Plus, I wanted to announce to everyone on Facebook I was taking the day off, so they wouldn’t wonder why I wasn’t answering their PMs, chats, and emails.

Finally, at 3:00 I finished everything on computer and crashed in bed with the kitties for a nap.  But 45 minutes later my eyes popped open, and my first thought was: “I wanna dick inside me NOW!”

Yowza!

Obviously, my libido had recovered in record time.  Hey, maybe I do run on energizer batteries.  LOL

A few minutes later Wes walked into the bedroom to put his socks away, since he washes his work and golf clothes on Sunday afternoons.

“You’re awake,” he comments, tossing his socks in the drawer.

“I changed my mind,” I reply.  “I wanna fuck.  Our sex date is back on.”

“It is?”  He frowns.  “I was horny this morning, and really looking forward to it.  But I’m not horny anymore since you cancelled it.”

“Take a Viagra,” I say.  “You’ll be horny in an hour.”

An hour later I hustle Wes into the shower while I change the sheets on the bed.  My engines are roaring (as usual), and every bit of fatigue has disappeared.

Alrightyyyy!

After I insert the Liquibead (LOVE those!), grab some condoms, a box of tissue, and a tube of KY, I dash into the bedroom to find Wes lying on top of the sheets, his dick standing up as hard as a flagpole.

Alrightyyyy!

“Looks like somebody’s horny again,” I purr.  “Gotta love Viagra, ya know?”

Wes grabs me, and we roll across the bed.  A few minutes later I slip a condom on his cock, coat it with KY (so I won’t get another friction burn from our frisky fucking), and…yesssssss!…I’ve got a verrrry hard dick inside me.

Alrightyyyy!

Wow, he fucked me good, too.  We went two rounds, and toward the end I was growling and screaming my Os.

I never thought I’d say this, but I LOVE CONDOM SEX!!!  I swear, those Trojan Supra condoms give me as much sensation as I had without condoms.  No kidding.  The Os just rock my world.

So my Sunday was full of catnaps and sizzling hot sex.  Not the two-week vacation in Key West I’ve been fantasizing about in my newsletter and at Facebook.  But close enough. 

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr….!  *sexually satisfied grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
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11 Responses to “I Wanna Dick Inside Me NOW!”

  1. Melody Says:

    Wow that is my kind of Sunday!!!!! *naughty grin* O, I forgot to tell you that my husband reads this with me now. Yes you have him hooked to. Got to love it. *happy grin*

  2. Laura Stamps Says:

    Awesome! Tell your hubby I'm thrilled he is reading my x-rated blog with you now. Love it! Hope it inspires his dangly parts to chase you around the bedroom on a daily basis. Sounds good to me! *lusty grin*

  3. Kristen Says:

    You go girl!! My guy lets me read your posts to him, and they always make him crack up. :-)

  4. Melody Says:

    O it does and thats the best part of this. *lusty smile* I never thought that he would enjoy it as much as he does, but wow we are loving it. We talk openly about things we never did befor. Thanks Dr. Laura – Sex Dr. hehe

  5. Laura Stamps Says:

    Melody, your comment makes my day! Just wait until my memoir comes out in a few months. It is the first 200 or so of the posts from my naughty blog. A millon times better than going back and reading 500+ posts on computer, right? Then you and hubby can take the book to bed and read to each other and…..well, ya know. *horny grin*

    BTW, Wes announced yesterday he now tells everyone he is married to a boring housewife. He doesn't want ANYONE to know what I really do for a lving. Cracks me up!!!

  6. Kristen Says:

    I got you naughty card today and I LOVED it! My boyfriend liked it too….I'm with you Melody, me and my guy talk about everything as well, and I love being so open with him.

  7. Laura Stamps Says:

    Alrightyyyy! I'm glad you liked it!! And I'm glad your boyfriend enjoyed it too. It's soooooo nsughty. isn't it? And yet sooooo ME. LMAO!!!!

  8. Melody Says:

    OK tell me what LMAO stands for. I am just not up on the the online lingo.

    Well we recieved your naughty card today and yummy. Thanks and I say, right back at ya. * naughty smile *

    Ok if I did your job my honey would not tell people that i did it either. I think it is funny that he married you knowing what you do. But thats men for you they just think they can handle us. hehe ;)

  9. Laura Stamps Says:

    That is so cool! Of course, they crack me up too while I'm writing them. What can I say? Wes is a trip, and we are the ODD couple for sure. LMAO!!!!

  10. Melody Says:

    Yes we southern belles do rule, and i think they really do like. Well in the fun ways.. * naughty laugh* B)

  11. Laura Stamps Says:

    LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off. ;)

    I'm glad you enjoyed my naughty Holiday Card!

    That's "Alphas" for you. They always think they're in control. Although in the Deep South, Southern men know it just a facade. Southern Belles rule down here. We always have. LMAO!!!

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