I’m Allergic to Semen. Horrors!!
Well, not really. But kinda. Here’s what happened.
Last Wednesday morning (after awesome sex) I woke up with cloudy urine. Uh-oh. Sure enough I had to dash to the doctor’s office a few hours later with a raging UTI (bladder infection).
This had happened to me almost a year ago in March of last year. That time it was 11:00pm on a Sunday night, and I ended up in the Emergency Room at Lexington Hospital, pouring blood and going into shock. My ex-husband (who shall remain nameless) wrapped himself around me like a glove, and his body heat kept the shock from getting worse before the ER doctor could see me.
Last week I knew the symptoms and got to the doctor’s office before I started bleeding or going into shock. But just barely. Still, the doctor was amazed how fast the infection was raging through my bladder. She kept saying, "We need to get some meds in you FAST!!"
She did, and I’m fine. But when I realized I was seriously ill again, I began to think about why these last two infections were so intense. It had been 15 years since my last UTI, and they were never this life-threatening or awful.
As the doc and I were talking about it, I told her I have a lot of sex, and I felt the infection had come from that. I just couldn’t figure out why it was so bad and moving so fast. She agreed and told me something that absolutely amazed me.
She said the ph of semen is bad news for a woman’s bladder. And if your lover is taking certain meds (like high blood pressure meds) it’s much, much worse.
That’s exactly what I suspected. Two weeks ago Wes went on a stronger dose of high blood pressure meds. And last March my ex-husband (who shall remain nameless) had gone on new meds the week before I got that first bad UTI that landed me in the hospital.
You know what this means, right? My bladder is allergic to Wes’s semen. Amazing, isn’t it? That means he can no longer finish inside me. He’ll have to pull out right before he climaxes and shoot his cum on my bod.
Good thing he’s married to a kinky girl, ya know? He pulls out sometimes anyway just because I like it. Now he’ll have to do it all the time.
You know how I am about sexual body fluids, especially semen. Yummy! I love to swallow, and I love to rub it into my bod. I’m also a multi-O woman, so by the time he climaxes I’ve already had 5-6 shattering Os, which means pulling out is no big deal for me.
My, oh my, looks like fucking just got kinkier at my house. Am I a lucky woman or what? *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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March 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Hello
Hey there – Well nothing wrong with it getting a little kinkier is there? LOL Had followed the path from your Eons profile, hope read more of your blog.
Newporter4u
March 30th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Re: Hello
Wonderful to meet you!! Yeah, kinky is verrrry good. *naighty grin*
Glad you found me from EONS! I’m having fun in the groups there. Hope to post more later this afternoon after I get some work done on a new book.
See ya there!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
March 30th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Oral could be a good solution as well.
It seems maybe it is time that your hubby find his tongue so that you can have some joy that way as well. Just a thought.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Re: Oral could be a good solution as well.
You’re so right. LOVE oral!! And we do lots of that every week (like last night for example). What a lovely excuse to do more…thanks for the suggestion! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
March 31st, 2009 at 11:50 am
Very interesting
I find this blog entertaining. I’m so glad I happened upon you profile on EONS. We have writing in common, and I’m certinly gong to read more. — Writer2
March 31st, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Re: Very interesting
Thanks! I’m glad you’re enjoying my blog. See ya at EONS!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)