I’ve Become a Lust Bunny….Oh, no!! *naughty grin*

I’ve Become a Lust Bunny….Oh, no!! naughty grin

First, I want to tell everyone to take a look at the comments from yesterday’s post. Ja’niece did more of her photoshop magic and gave Wynn a pentacle necklace. YOWZA! That man is hot! So check it out when you get a chance. Ja’niece is AWESOME!!!

Remember a few days ago when I said I’d been driving back to my office, listening to Journey, and Steve Perry had made me so horny all I could think about was jumping my husband? Then when I turned down my street my husband was driving the other way, and he stopped his car to talk to me in the middle of the street. It was like, whoa, instant gratification! But my mind was so lustified I couldn’t think of a single thing to say to him, so I just smiled like a goofball (hmm….no wonder he thinks I’m crazy).

Well, it happened again yesterday. I kid you not. In my defense I have to say it’s not a wise move to expect coherent conversation from me around 2:00 in the afternoon. By then I’ve been on computer for almost eight hours, answering emails from readers/fans/friends and from my publishers/editors, as well as working on my latest novel, and putting out any fires for the day. I wouldn’t say my brain is mush (that would be me at 5:00pm), but I am a little spacey.

My husband left yesterday for a golfing trip to Edisto Island. He surprised me by calling around 2:00pm (he usually calls after dinner when he’s out of town). I was working on Chapter 2 of The Harvest Moon and answering emails from two poet friends of mine, so my brain was kinda fragmented. Anyway, when my husband called and asked me how my day had been so far I couldn’t think of a single thing to say. My mind went blank. Why? Because I was suddenly overcome with a huge jolt of lust, and all I could think about was jumping his bones. Dear Goddess, I didn’t even have Steve Perry to use as an excuse this time!

Needless to say, it was a rather one-sided conversation (again), because I never could get my lust under control. I do remember him mentioning something about me being crazy. I’m kinda used to that, so I ignored it like I always do. But what I’m not used to is being so consumed with lust that my mind goes blank during a conversation with him. I guess this means I’ve finally become a lust bunny. Those bunny slippers of mine must be permanently attached to my feet now, because even the sound of his voice over the phone makes me want to run off into the sunset and have wild rabbit sex with him. Yeesh, I’m a mess!

And it’s not like I wasn’t prepared for this latest trip of his. When we were having dinner Tuesday night at Copper River I told him he had to “service me” before he left, which meant that night or Wednesday night. He said,”You can’t just wait until Saturday?” We had mind-blowing sex this weekend (my LJ blog post “Overdosing on Orgasms…Who knew?”). So that was the last time, and here it was Tuesday night….3 days later. Duh. So I didn’t answer him. I just looked at him like that was the dumbest question I had ever heard. He knows that look. So he said, “Okay, we’ll do it tonight.” And we did. But obviously that isn’t enough for a lust bunny, was it?

Yikes! He already thinks I’m crazy. I can only imagine what he’ll do when he finds out I’ve become a lust bunny. He’ll probably run for his life. Or threaten me with Viagra. Again. So this will have to be our little secret until I come up with a plan. Okay, I’m hopping right on it…. *wicked grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

Tags: steve perry, the harvest moon

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bookaddict2 Says:
August 15th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

LOL…You crack me up

And what was your hubby thinking I mean jeez 3 days in between servicing! And he thought you could go until Saturday? Is he insane! I am shocked you made it until Tuesday without jumping his bones first!!

We’ll keep your secret about being a lust bunny, but what’s with the threats of Viagra…sounds like he could keep up with your pace you know with the 4 hour erection and all

laura_stamps8 Says:
August 15th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

I know! 3 days…yikes! Especially since I woke up Sunday morning horny as usual after almost being comatose from playtime on Saturday. I don’t seem to have an “off switch,” ya know? *lusty grin*

Actually, today is his birthday. He’s 56, and 95% of his sexually active friends (I’ll have more about that in my post tommorrow) are on Viagra. BUT I am an almost vegan/alternative medicine/organic foods person. Chemical meds are the LAST resort as far as I’m concerned, which is why he enjoys using Viagra as a “threat.” Not to mention the side effects of that stuff (shivers!). My acupuncture doctor (Dr. Li) is 52 and uses an all-natural, herbal Chinese formula that Carl takes, and it works well for now.

But be prepared. Men kinda seem to go downhill after 40 when it comes to sexual stamina. I know your husband is young right now, but it never hurts to plan ahead (no pun intended…well, maybe). I crack myself up sometimes. Sorry, that was one of my “Noelle” moments. *wicked smile*