Kissing Credits? Now You’re Talking!! *kinky grin*
As I mentioned in a blog post last week, Wes spent Thursday night in Charleston. He played in his college Alumni golf tournament and spent the night down there with friends.
He came back to Columbia on Friday morning, and then surprised me by coming home early and taking me out to dinner. While we’re eating he says, “I shocked the guys at the bar this afternoon when I told them I kissed a woman down in Charleston.”
Hey, call me shocked, too.
“Alrightyyyy!” I exclaim. “That’s the first woman you’ve kissed since we started dating 31 years ago, right?”
“Yeah,” he replies cautiously. “You’re scaring me. Why are you so excited about this?”
“Because I’m kinky?” I reply, rolling my eyes. “Duh.”
“Don’t get carried away, darlin’,” he warns. “It was just a peck.”
“Tell me, tell me, tell me,” I urge, eager for details.
Wes looks at me like I’ve grown two heads. “You’re such a weird girl.”
Duh!
“Tell me,” I insist, waving my hand to urge him on.
“Okay, there’s this woman we all went to college with,” he begins. “I see her at the Alumni functions sometimes. She was talking to a bunch of us after golf, telling us how she was looking for a new job.”
“Yeah,” I say, motioning to him with my fork to continue. “Go on.”
“When she turned to leave, she told me to give her a kiss. Of course, I thought she meant on the cheek, so I leaned toward her to kiss her cheek. But at the last minute she moved and planted one on my lips.”
“Alrightyyy!” I exclaim, clapping. “I love it!”
Wes narrows his eyes like the Mothership has just landed for me. “She kissed some of the other guys on the lips, too.”
I get this huge grin on my face. “You know what this means, right?”
Wes grimaces. “I’m afraid to ask.”
“This is the first woman you’ve kissed since we’ve been together,” I continue. “That means I now have one kissing credit.”
Wes’s eyes bug out. “You do NOT!” he bellows. “It was just a peck. Some women kiss everyone like that. It’s meaningless.”
“Some women like who?” I ask, ignoring everything else he said.
“Like Trisha,” he explains. “She kisses me on the lips like that all the time.”
“WHAT?!!!” Trisha is the wife of Wes’s best friend in Charleston.
“It’s just a friendly peck,” he explains, rolling his eyes. “She does it because she likes me, and we’re all friends.”
“So she’s been kissing you for 31 years?”
Wes shrugs. “Yeah. But it’s no biggie.”
“So that means I have 31 years of kissing credits, and I NEVER KNEW IT?!!”
“You do NOT!” he bellows again. “Besides, I thought you said I was the best kisser you’d ever dated.”
“Best fucker, too,” I interrupt, licking my naughty lips and waggling my eyebrows at him.
“Whatever,” he says, shaking his head like I need to grow up. “If I’m the best kisser you’ve ever kissed, then why would you wanna kiss someone else?”
“Variety? Kink? Cause it’s fun?” I’m laughing now.
“Okay, FINE!” he bellows a third time. “You can kiss whoever you want. I don’t care!” He waves his hand dismissively at me like he’s shooing away pesky gnats. He’s so mad smoke could be pouring out of his ears.
By now I’m lying in the booth at the restaurant, laughing like crazy. I can’t help it. The man is just too easy.
Then again I have 31 years of kissing credits, and I never knew it.
Alrightyyyy! *kinky grin*
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Laura Stamps (c)
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October 30th, 2009 at 9:14 am
So Laura, now that you have 31 years of kissing credits, does that mean you will use them? Have anyone in mind? LOL
October 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Sooooooo tempting for a slut like me, ya know? Hey, I’m the one with a harem of men. It’s not a matter of having “someone” in mind. I’ve got a “list,” girlfriend! LMAO!!
October 30th, 2009 at 10:28 am
You go girl! hehehehehe…..so I’ll bet Wes is sooooo jealous then, huh? Hey, he shouldn’t have been kissing other women if he didn’t want you to. LMAO
October 30th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
You’d think he’d learn, wouldn’t ya? You can’t give a kinky girl like me with a large harem of men info like that. What was he thinking???!! LMAO
But he’s not jealous. He thinks I won’t use them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
October 31st, 2009 at 12:21 pm
BTW, Kristen, Wes told me last night we could go to the Halloween party at his bar tonight. Yay! AND he informed me that all the dancing I’ll be doing tonight will be with him. That’s because the last time he took me there the guys told me to come back soon and leave Wes at home (LOL). Anyway, Wes hates to dance, so I said he didn’t have to worry, that plenty of those guys would dance with me. That’s when he said he would be the ONLY one dancing with me, and he would dance as often as I wanted (and you KNOW how much that will be..LOL). All I can say is I wish I’d known about those kissing credits earlier. They’re making my life sooooo much easier, ya know? *wicked grin*
November 17th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I loved Wes's reaction. "Kiss whoever you want." He's giving you a plate and leading you to the buffet. The MAN buffet, hehe. I really had fun reading this post. And hey my browser w/ twitter allows me to comment here, yay!
November 17th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Ain't that the truth! Those Alphas. They get so carried away in their little hissy fits that they don't even know what they say. But I remember verrrrry well (wicked grin). No doubt about it, Kenjii. The man gave me a 30+ year ticket to the man buffet. I've already been thinking about who I wanna use my first "credit" on. But you know I have. Purrrrrrrrrr….!