A few weeks ago it suddenly occurred to me that I might not be allergic to latex condoms after all.  I realized the one time I tried them and they gave me a bad pussy burn I wasn’t using the fab lube I use now (KY Liquibeads).  So this might not be a latex issue.  It might just be a lube issue.  Too cool!

I was totally jazzed about this cause I’ve never been crazy about the poly condoms Wes and I use (Trojan Supra).  The polyurethane material pinches my pussy, and it burns Wes’s dick.  Not fun.

Since Wes always complains about a lack of sensitivity with the poly condoms (even though they’re reallllllly thin) I bought the thinnest latex condoms I could find…Trojan Ultra-Thin.  Much to my delight they were as thin and transparent as the Supras.

Alrightyyyy!

Guess what?  We gave them a test drive on one of our sex dates a few weeks ago, and I was right!  I don’t have an allergy to latex condoms.  *happy dance, happy dance*  In fact they felt much better than the poly condoms and work just fine with the KY Liquibeads.  No pussy-pinching for me.  No cock-burn for Wes. 

Yay!

I was so thrilled I tweeted about it the rest of the night on Twitter and Facebook.  You know I did.  *kinky grin*

Since I haven’t been able to blog much about my sex life the last few months you might not know Wes and I have been taking my fav sex books to bed with us.  Let’s just say I’ve been in the mood to experiment and try a bunch of new sex positions.  In fact we’re doing so much of this on our sex dates you could almost shoot a porn video of us.  Seriously.  Wes gives me a few fab Os in positions he knows ring my bell.  Then we hit the books and go from one sex position to the next, asking,” How does that feel?”  If it doesn’t feel good to both of us we move on to the next position.

Those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a few years know my fav BJ book is Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-on Guide to Penis Pleasing by Dr. Sadie Allison.  Well, she’s got another fab book called Ride ‘Em Cowgirl: Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking. 

GAWD, dontcha love her titles?  The woman just cracks me up!

So this is the book I tossed on the bed before our sex date on Sunday.  OMG, I looked so cute when I walked into the bedroom, too.  I had on a fav pair of zebra-striped panties trimmed with red & black lace with satin ribbons.  I do adore my animal-print lingerie. *slutty grin*

Of course, Wes made quick work of stripping them off of me.  Yumm!

“I love your nipples,” he murmurs, sucking and pinching them into tight beads.  Then he gives me so many breast Os my bottom lip goes numb and starts to tingle.

“You do?”  Okay, he’s never said that before.  Not in the 32 years I’ve been fucking the man.

“Sure,” he replies, driving me crazy with his fingers.  “I’ve always loved your nipples.”

“You mean you’re a breast man, and you love all nipples.”  Hey, I need some qualifying here.

“No,” he corrects, licking my nipples thoroughly.  “I love your tiny little nipples.”

Okay, score major points for the Uber Alpha!  Then he grabs my face and kisses me passionately.  YOWZA!  He never does that. 

So what’s a slut to do?  I jump him cause I always hold back with him.  Wes prefers sweet kisses rather than the rabid-animal-eating-at-your-face kinda kisses I love.  After a few minutes he pulls me off of him.  His eyes are almost black with lust, and he’s stroking his dick. 

“We need to get that condom on me now,” he growls.  He knew I wanted to play for a long time, so he not only took a Viagra but also three herbal cock boosters (Steel-Libido) an hour before our date.

Hey, you don’t have to tell me twice.  I pluck a condom from the pile I brought with me, roll it over his steely tool, jump on the bed, and spread.  “Fuck me, baby,” I purr, flashing my thoroughly lubed pussy at him.  

Wow, he’s on me in a flash and so excited he enters me with one long thrust.  Whoosh!  Then we’re off to the races. 

After I have three screaming Os, I ask, “Hey, wanna try something new?” 

“I dunno,” he replies, rolling away from me, stroking his dick to keep it hard while I grab the book. 

Lately, we’ve been trying multiple variations on the classic cowgirl position.  Shoving two pillows up against the headboard, I say, “Sit up here with your back against the wall and let’s try the Ultimate Takedown position.”

Wes sits against the pillows and the headboard.  I crawl on top of him and impale myself on his dick, bringing my knees up, while keeping my feet flat on the bed beside his chest.  I lean over him and grab the headboard, pumping slowly. 

“How does that feel?” he asks.

“Meh,” I reply.  “Better if you push up into me like….squeeeee!…THAT!”  Okay, that felt good.  But I can’t keep it up.  Even though I jog two miles a day now my thighs don’t last long in this cramped position.

“You need to work out more,” Wes teases, sitting on his ass, winking at me while I do all the work.

“Yeah, right,” I snort, moving my legs down.  “You wish you worked out as much as I do every day.”

Wes laughs.  “No, I don’t.  What’s next, darlin’?”

Then we try the Three Legged Fox, but his knee starts to hurt.  So I go through the book trying all the positions I bunny-eared for this sex date.   Some felt fab, but we’re searching for another 5-star position to add to our regular sex life, and none of them worked that well for us.  Plus, Wes has a bad back and knee, which means some positions we can’t do, and others we have to be careful with. 

Finally, I say, “I wanna try one more.  How about this?”  I make him sit up again in the Ultimate Takedown position.  Then I impale myself on his hard tool and lean all the way back, bracing my hands behind me between his knees.  Bowing my back like a pretzel, I place my feet under his arms.  “This is called The Rock.”

I start pumping, like I’m doing reverse push-ups, which is surprisingly easy in this gymnastic position.  Who knew?

“How does it feel?” he asks, looking doubtful.

“Okay,” I reply.  “Probably better if you push up with your hips and meet my thrusts like….squeeeee…..THAT!!!”

OMG!  I think I just saw stars.  Damn, that felt good.  In fact I had a G-spot O so fast I lost my rhythm.  Yeah, this is the one we’re gonna thoroughly test on our next sex date.  No doubt about it.  It has all the markings of a 5-star position.

After I have a few more Os, Wes finishes and we collapse on the bed.  I’m purring, totally satiated for the moment, and he’s breathing hard.  But he smiling, so I can tell he had a good time, and he’s pleased he survived another one of my gymnastic sex dates.

“I can’t believe my birthday is Sunday,” he muses after a while, running his hand through his long blonde hair, which is damp with perspiration. 

“Hard to believe you’re gonna be 58,” I tease.  “That’s two years away from 60!”

He sighs.  “60 is gonna be freaky for sure.”

“At least you’ll still have a hard dick,” I purr.  “But old-man dick sure is expensive with testosterone shots and Viagra and Steel-Libido and…. ..squeeeee!”

Suddenly, Wes flips me over, and his lips latch onto my nipples again.  “I’ll show you who’s an old man,” he threatens, thoroughly worshiping my insatiable breasts.

What can I say?  I just love it when a plan comes together…  *sneaky grin*

xoxo
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