More of Those Yummy 20-something Guys…..YOWZA!
Here’s another pic of the Uber. Yeah, his cheeks are very kissable (as is the rest of him, but I won’t go there *lusty grin*). Glad everyone is enjoying these Uber pics. I’ll have another one for you tomorrow. Big fun!Okay, they’re at it again. No kidding. After the booksigning, the Uber and I went out to dinner at a restaurant we go to all the time. After we’re seated, the yummy 20-something server who was flirting with me last week dashes over from the table he was waiting on. "You’re back!" he exclaims to me, and then just stands there with a goofy smile on his face, making small talk with me while the Uber rolls his eyes in boredom. When he finally leaves, the Uber says, "He was flirting with you again!" I smile sweetly and reply, "Imagine that?"
The Uber is still growling when our server appears. Yeah, another yummy 20-something guy. "Wow, it’s great to see you!" he exclaims to me, smiling from ear to ear, like I’m making his day. He focuses all his attention on me and ignores the Uber. When he finally takes our order and leaves, the Uber growls, "What is it with these young guys flirting with you tonight?" I wink at him and shrug. "Who knows?" I respond. "But I seem to attract them these days." Before the Uber blows a gasket, I add, "I’m not surprised, really. Lots of my girlfriends are in their twenties. Now I attract men that age, too." The Uber narrows his eyes like he’s trying to figure out why? LOL
After we eat and pay our bill, we walk toward the door. The host looks up and sees us. Yeah, a gorgeously yummy 20-something guy. "You’re here!" he exclaims, giving me a brilliant smile. "I missed you." The Uber looks at me like, What?
Hey, I’m just as puzzled about this as the Uber is. On the other hand, I may be 51, but I’m not dead, ya know? I look at those yummy 20-something guys and see all that young flesh and STAMINA. Yowza! Who knows why I’m attracting them like bees to honey? But I know a good thing when I see it, so I’m going with it. *lusty grin*
The yummy host ignores the Uber and continues grinning at me. "It’s wonderful to see you again," he says. "Come back soon, okay?" I smile and reply, "We will." He moves around the podium like he’s a puppy about to follow me home. "Can’t wait!" he says, flashing me a brilliant smile. Okay, let me say right here this guy rarely smiles. And the smile he gave me was so sincere and had so much wattage it could melt the panties right off of you. Oh, yeah.
The Uber didn’t miss one volt of that smile, so he hustles me out the door, pronto. "He was flirting with you!" he exclaims. "Do you know that guy?!" I rub up against the Uber like a cat in heat. "Kinda," I purr. "Young guys like me these days. What can I say?"
The Uber growls, wraps his arm tightly around my waist, and leads me across the street to our car. "Well," he says, puffing up in all his glorious Uberness and grinning smugly. "I attract women in the 70s." I misunderstand (just like he knew I would) and bend over laughing. "You attract 70-year old women?" I ask, giggling. "Nnnnnnno," he corrects, looking at me like I’m a simpleton and require all his patience. "I attracted young women in the 70s."
Oh, I get it. Now we’re back to the 1970s when the Uber was a college basketball star and had his own cluster of groupies who followed him everywhere he went. That was before my time (he’s five years older than I am). But he has often informed me of this fact, and that they called him "The Hunk" back then.
That’s when I start laughing REALLY hard. What an Uber, right? No matter what we’re talking about it’s always all about him. No wonder the man has been cracking me up for over 30 years!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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October 7th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Hey Laura,
Well you did have on that Realm perfume on Saturday. Maybe they got a whiff of that stuff and were all over that. ; -)
Jen
October 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Yeah, that has got to be part of it for sure. Don’t you love it?!! Bet you’re glad you bought some, too, while you were down here (naughty grin). Dear Goddess, I love human sex pheromone perfume!
I wear it every day, and it’s funny the 20-something men react the most to this stuff. The only thing I can figure is I’m driving older men insane with it too, but they’re just reacting in silence, because they’ve developed more control over the years. Who knows?
Maybe I should get in the habit of glancing at their crotches instead of their faces. That they can’t control. Love it!!! I know. I’m a very baaaaaaad girl. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 7th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
20 somethin’s
Hey Laura,
You do love stirrin’ the pot, don’t you? You’re playing with fire, now–you don’t want your Uber to implode with jealousy!:)
Nice picture of you two–can’t wait for the big clinch!
auntee
October 7th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Re: 20 somethin’s
I know! I’m such a bad girl. What can I say? I’ve always been a shameless flirt (and love every minute of it). And you can imagine back when I was dating how many times I was called “a tease” by my boyfriends. Yeah, I considered it a compliment for sure. *naughty grin*
You’ll love this. There is a scene in “Bewitched at the Beach” where Noelle is accusing Maylene of “playing with fire” when it comes to Blaine (she says that in “Call of the Witches” too). Wynn turns to Noelle and grins, saying,” You should know, sugar.” Yeah, Noelle is my kinda girl for sure!! We do love playing with fire. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 7th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
LMAO
You are certainly playing with fire 
But, isn’t it fun 
The Uber is sure to explode at some point or maybe it will stoke him to be more touchy-feely the next time you guys go there, so the 20-somethings will notice him too 
I had a great laugh about the 70s comment because I was wondering why he was so proud of attracting grannies
But then again, I guess back in the 1970s he feels like it was his prime??
Isn’t flirting fun ?
October 7th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Oh, yeah. Like many of the older jocks I know, he bemoans the 70s as his prime. But when he’s running from his oversexed and very demanding wife (lusty grin), he goes back even further, and says he hit his sexual peak at 18, and it’s been downhill ever since.
Nah, I don’t believe a word of it. Excuses, excuses. What an Uber!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 7th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I love those pics! So cute…
October 7th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Thanks! I’m so glad you are enjoying them! Wait until you see the pic tomorrow. My GR friend Auntee requested a “romance novel pose” for the Uber. Of course he did it. Cracked me up!! You’ll love it. *big smile*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 7th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Well I finally get to see this mysterious hot jock of yours. {grin} And yep! the first thing that came to mind was golf addict. {LOL} Ya’know with a few well placed words and casual glances (at 20 somethings) I bet you could get him on the treadmill with a little coaxing.
Ja’niece
October 7th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Ha! You crack me up! Yeah, golf addict for sure. And believe it or not, he works out at the gym 4-5 days a week. The problem is his love for desserts, cheeseburgers, fries, and vodka (the golf course “drink of choice” LOL).
But he has lost 10 pounds. Still I am always hinting about the other 20 pounds I would love to see him shed off his belly. *grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
June 24th, 2010 at 3:09 am
Love couples, that is what I see.
Missey C