My Inner Exhibitionist Wants to Come Out and Play!!
Happy dance, happy dance! Yesterday was amazing. Miraculously, my afternoon cleared, and I ended up with plenty of time to finish The Harvest Moon, my latest erotica novella. And it’s ahead of schedule, too. Yeah, I’m very pleased with this one. To say it’s SMOKIN’ HOT is an understatement (lusty grin). All I need to do now is finish the paperwork my publisher needs with a new book (the blurb, a synopsis, my marketing platform, etc.), which usually takes another day to write. Then I can send it off, and it’s done. Happy dance, happy dance!!
As you can imagine the Uber called me a "beagle dog" several times last night when he came home. I was so frisky I rubbed up against his crotch every chance I got. At one point we were both laughing so hard, we had to abandon a passionate kiss just to finishlaughing. Seriously.
I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before, but the Uber and I don’t sleep together at night and haven’t for 21 years now. To say the man snores is an understatement (which is probably why we have more sex in other rooms of the house than in the bedroom). It also completely dispels the myth that you won’t have an active sex life if you don’t sleep together at night. Not!
Yeah, he has some kind of weird sleeping disorder. Not sleep apnea, but something just as strange, and he’s been this way since he was a kid. This week his doctor is sending him back to the Sleep Center for more tests, so they can figure it out once and for all. He’ll spend the night there again, covered with wires that are hooked up to video cameras, so they can watch and record his sleep.
As the Uber was under attack from me last night, he mentioned this time they told him he could bring his wife to sleep with him if he wanted to. Whoa! My ears perked up with that one (wicked grin). "I can actually sleep with you in the observation room?" I ask. "Yeah," he replies, grinning mischievously. "With all those cameras recording us?" I continue, my eyes glazing over. "Yeah," he replies, smiling like crazy. "So that means we can have sex, and they’ll be recording it on video?!" I ask, totally excited by now.
The Uber starts laughing uncontrollably. "Of course not," he sputters. "I’ll have wires attached to my entire body." Hey, not a problem. "We can work around that," I respond, waggling my eyebrows suggestively. "Yes it is a problem, and you are the silliest woman I have ever known!" he exclaims, giggling.
I roll my eyes. "Hey, most men would be thrilled to have an oversexed wife, ya know? What’s wrong with you!" I glare at him. "You’re just the lucky guy I allowed to marry me, that’s all." He starts to respond with one of his macho Uber-isms, but I cut him off by diving for his dangly part. He starts batting me away and giggling and, well, ya know….
Still he should never have tempted my inner exhibitionist like that. Now she wants to come out and play. Badly. My, oh my, it makes me smile every time I think about how much fun I could have had tormenting him in that observation room with all those monitors and video cameras running. I mean, there’s only one thing we do in his bed, and it’s not sleeping, ya know? *lusty grin*
Of course, he has no intention of asking me come with him to the Sleep Center, knowing how I am. He was just fooling with meby telling me what they said. Hmm. In the spirit of fair play, I’ll have to think up a "special surprise" for him now. Something naughty and verrrrrrry public. What fun! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
(my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Hope you are enjoying your sex date tonight
I really enjoyed our lunch today!!
I may be having a little sex date a little later myself
Oh boy!
November 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I had MAJOR fun at lunch yesterday too!! And it was great to see your hubby…nice surprise! We’ll have to do it again soon.
BTW, awesome sex last night. Just what I needed. *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)