My Life is Just One Big Orgasm After Another. Really!
I’m sure you’ve been reading my blog the last few weeks and thinking, "Dear Goddess, the woman is having a lot of sex these days!" Well I am. Not that I don’t always have a lot of sex, but I’m having more than usual. And let me tell you, it’s FANTASTIC!!
Part of it is due to Steel-libido. This herbal sex supplement is making Wes chase me around the house like he was a horny 18 year-old again (love it!). And you better believe I’m letting him catch me, too. A lot. *naughty grin*
And part of it is due to the fact that Wes has fallen madly in love with me, which I still find an astounding turn of events. My blog readers know the last few months have been emotionally traumatic for me with my ex-husband (who shall remain nameless) throwing several major fits, resulting in two monumental meltdowns for me, where I blasted his Uber-Alpha self. Yeah, highly unusual for me.
But in the aftermath of all this Wes ends up crazy in love with me. I’m not kidding. It’s like "Laura Appreciation Day" every day around here now. Yeah, my worth has suddenly gone sky-high. Go figure, right? Oh, well. I’ve never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Nah, not me. I’m more likely to jump that horse and ride him, and ride him, and ride him, and….well, ya know. *lusty grin*
Anyway, Wes and I were out to dinner last night, and he was telling me how his golf game stinks lately. "I’m a terrible golfer now," he sighs. "And I don’t know how it happened." His friends tell him it’s old age, but like me he tends to believe "old age" is just a vicious rumor, and it’ll go away if you ignore it. LOL
"Who cares?" I reply. "You’re a sex god in bed these days. And that’s more important than being a good golfer, right?" You can tell I’m still grooving on all the earth-shattering Os he gave me on Sunday during our Super Bowl sex date.
"Yeah, but I’d still like to be a good golfer again," he says, trying to convince me how important this is. Well, that’s never gonna happen.
"Hey," I say, "in the scheme of life it’s much more important to have a cock that gets really hard and fucks really good rather than a great golf swing, right?"
Wes laughs and glances over his shoulder to make sure no one is sitting in the booth behind him and can hear us. "Sugar," he replies, when he looks at me again, "you’re thinking with your pussy rather than your brain."
Duh! Like who doesn’t know that? "I can’t help it," I protest. "My pussy feels too good these days. And that’s where I live anyway."
"True," Wes chuckles and shakes his head, looking at me like I’m a shameless slut. Which I am.
"And you know what that means, right?" I tease. "The more sex I get the more I want. You know I’m insatiable. So keep working on your strength and endurance, darlin’. You’re gonna need it."
Wes just groans and hangs his head in surrender, but he’s fighting a smile. I can see it.
Hey, at least I got him to quit moaning about his golf game. I mean, really. If you’re having great sex and lots of it, that’s what counts, right? Forget the golf swing. The man obviously needs to get his priorities in order.
Good thing he married a shameless slut who’s more than happy to help him out with that, ya know? Yeah, Wes is a lucky, lucky man. But who doesn’t know that?!! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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February 3rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
The Uber’s (sorry, I mean Wes’s) golf game
Hey Laura,
You mentioned golf and I wondered if you got to the ‘golf course part’ in “The Bikini Diaries” yet?
auntee
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Re: The Uber’s (sorry, I mean Wes’s) golf game
Ha! Yeah, that Wes thing is tricky, isn’t it? LOL
Yes, I have, and it was hot. She wanted to be a bad girl and she was (grin). I think if any of Wes’s golfing buddies saw what she did during that putting scene they would faint from excitement (LOL). Anyway, I only have about 20 pages to go in the book. Should finish it at lunch today.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Wes’s golf game
You should show that scene to Wes–give him something to think about when he’s putting…;D
a
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Re: Wes’s golf game
Thanks for my first BIG laugh of the day! Oh yeah, that would ruin his game for sure. ROFL
I just finished that novel, BTW. Good ending. Wendy finally quit all the low-self-esteem-teenage whining about 20 pages from the end, and it was much improved. You’ll like it.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)