My Naughty Economic Plan for Obama
I was talking with my agent yesterday about a bunch of things, and then he asked, "You always say you’re a Ménage Woman….what does that mean?" So I told him about my idea for a Ménage Marriage.
You remember that one, right? I wrote a blog post about it earlier this year. I said it’s unfair for any woman to expect one man to satisfy all her emotional and physical needs, especially if she’s oversexed.
So I came up with my idea for a "Ménage Marriage." That’s right. I feel every oversexed woman should have two husbands. One could be a fierce Alpha and major in testosterone. The other could be a sweet Beta and excel in nurturing and the kind of emotional support a woman needs from her husband.
Brilliant, isn’t it? Gone are the days where your husband never asks about your day or runs from you when you need a hug because all that emotional, touchy-feely stuff makes him nervous. Gone are the days when you think you might kill your husband with too much sex.
With a Ménage Marriage you now have two gorgeous dicks to lick, suck, and fuck. While one husband is recovering from wild rabbit sex, you could jump the other husband. Oh, how I love it!
So where does Obama fit into all this? Think about it. A Ménage Marriage would also solve the economic crisis. Seriously. Every home would now have three incomes. Plus, everyone would be sexually and emotionally satisfied. We’d become a nation that goes to work every day with smiles on our faces. We’d smile all the way to the bank. And we’d smile in bed every night. No more stress.
Am I a genius, or what? Yeah, Obama’s gonna love this idea. Like who wouldn’t? Duh.
Okay, gotta run. Time to start looking for my third. Yummmmmmmmmy! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
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July 16th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I bet Obama would love it…and the First Lady would love it even more!!:)))))))))))))
July 16th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
That’s what I’m thinking. *LOL* Great to hear from you, Rozonda!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)