My Yummy Husband, Wes
Remember how I said yesterday my new husband, Wes, looks like an older version of the character Donnie in my novel What Witches Want? Well, for those of you who missed the pic I posted of Donnie a few months ago, I thought I would post it again.Cheryl, one of my dear friends and book reviewers, scours the web for me, looking for real people who fit the descriptions of the heroes and heroines of my novels. When she finished What Witches Want, she told me she thought Donnie looked a lot like the rocker Sebastian Bach. Yeah, he does. And so does my new husband, Wes, with his lean bod and long blonde hair. Although Wes is 56 (older than Donnie, who is only 38), so his blonde hair is streaked with a little gray. Still, the man is a prime example of yummy male flesh. Am I a lucky woman or what? *lusty grin*
Wes and I went to dinner last night at Embassy Suites. Almost every time I go out to eat I run into fans of my novel series. This time Crystal stopped at our table to talk for a while. I love Crystal. She’s such a sweetheart. And her husband is totally oversexed like me. Yeah, my kinda guy. *naughty smile*
My ex-husband (who shall remain nameless) always cranked when my fans talked to me while we were eating out. But Wes didn’t seem to mind at all as Crystal told us about her husband taking her to a local sex shop last week to buy some toys. It was her first trip to a sex shop, and we talked about anal plugs, vibrators, handcuffs, bed harnesses, swings, stripper poles, and remote clit stimulators. It’s obvious from what she tells me that her husband is a dom. Sounds like she’s having a great time, letting him introduce her to the wild world of BDSM.
After Crystal left, Becky came by. I adore Becky. She’s an Aries like me and hysterically funny. She mentioned a quiz she’d taken recently, and it reminded me of the Purity Test I took a few weeks ago on the web. You answer 100 sexual questions, and it rates your levels of purity and sexual depravity. Most people score around 50% in both categories.
What can I say? I’m such a slut. I scored 9% for Purity and 91% for Sexual Depravity. Hey, not my fault! Those questions kept reminding me of things I’d long forgotten, like the orgies in 1976 and the STD I gave my ex-husband (who shall remain nameless) in 1978. But I digress…
When Becky left, I glanced across the table at Wes, who was quietly observing the people walking past us to the comp bar. That gave me a chance to study him and admire the calm planes of his handsome face, his gorgeous blonde hair falling over his shoulders, and his lean bod.
Inspired, I slipped off my shoe and slid down in my chair a bit, stretching my leg under the table until I could prop it up on the seat of his chair. Then I wiggled my toes against his cock. He turned toward me in surprise and started laughing.
That’s when I realized I’ve been wrong about him. He’s not an Uber after all. He’s a Gamma like Donnie. And you know how I’ve always lusted after Gammas. Yowza! He grabbed my foot and pressed it against his crotch, grinding his half-hard cock into my naughty toes while he smiled at me wickedly.
Oh, yeah. Me and Wes. I think we’re going to get along just fine. No doubt about it. *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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December 17th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I laughed so hard that I nearly inhaled my tomato soup mug and all! You ex-husband who shall remain nameless…love it! And Wes is,it has to be said completely yummy. Any idea where I find that purity test?
December 17th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
You’re so right, Anne. Wes is totally yummy! I mean, forget that ex-husband of mine (who shall remain nameless), right? LOL
Go to my “Purvettes” Group at Goodreads. Scroll down to the last folder called “Anything and Everything Else.” Click on that, and you’ll see all the threads. The thread you are looking for is called “Purity Test.” Click on that, and you’ll find the link and what many of the Purvs scored when they took it. Big fun!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
December 17th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Wedding gift
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Congratulations on your new marriage!:) So what do you and “Wes” want for a wedding gift? Are you registered anywhere?:D
I guess there will be no alimony coming in from your ex (who shall remain nameless), huh?
You are a riot!;D
auntee
December 17th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Re: Wedding gift
Thanks, Auntee! Let’s see. How about a set of hot pink (my fav color) satin bed sheets? I think Wes and I will be doing LOTS of slipping and sliding on those for the rest of our lives. Yeah, I’m looking forward to it. *lusty grin*
Nah. No alimony coming from my ex-husband (who shall remain nameless). As long as my novels keep selling I’m in the green. Which means Wes will have plenty of time for fucking me on those satin sheets. My, my, are we going to have FUN!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
December 18th, 2008 at 1:51 am
Poor ex (who shall remain nameless). ; -)
Now I’m a bit surprised Steve Perry isn’t your new hubby. Or is he in reserve for the next one?
Jen
December 18th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Hi, Jen (big wave!)–
Don’t feel sorry for my nameless ex. He is as thrilled with this divorce as I am. Really. LOL
As for Steve Perry, he’s my second choice. So if anything happens to Wes I intend to land on Steve’s doorstep ASAP! No doubt about it. *naughty grin*
But you know how I feel about blondes. I’ve always had a thing for them. And if they’ve got tall yummy bods and long hair, I absolutely cannot resist them. So I’m lookng forward to fucking the daylights out of Wes. It’s going to be soooooooo much FUN!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)