Nipple Jewelry, Hot Sex, and a Hard Dick. Yummm…!
I can’t tell you how excited I was when I stopped by my post office box on Sunday and discovered the nipple jewelry I’d ordered from my “Laura’s Naughty Sex Shop” had arrived. YAY!
As I mentioned in a previous blog post, I ordered two nipple clip danglers (one with pink hearts and one with blue stars). I’d planned to buy danglers for myself for my birthday last April, but somehow never did. Who knows why?
Anyway, now I have my own store. Alrightyyyyy! Plus, I spent hours and hours searching for and filling my store with cool kinky stuff I’ve used, read, worn, raved about on this blog, or would love to buy. Now you know why there are so many gorgeous nipple jewelry items in my store. Okay, I went a little crazy, but it was FUN! 
Because I’ve never worn nipple jewelry before I didn’t know what to expect. All I can say is it feels FANTASTIC! I have no idea why they call these danglers “nipple clips.” Sounds painful, doesn’t it? But there’s no pain or pinching to them. All you do is slip them over your hard nipples and then bend them closed with your fingers until the fit is purrrrrrfect.
I gotta say I LOVE how they keep my nipples in a constant state of stimulation. Not that I need extra stimulation, but you know what I mean. It’s FUN! And this slut is all about fun. Duh!
Wes and I had a sex date later that afternoon. Of course, I wore my new nipple jewelry.
“You still have those silly things on,” he said, lying gloriously nude in the middle of the bed like the Alpha Impaler that he is.
“Of course,” I reply, climbing on top of him and sticking my breasts in his face. “Lick me.”
Wes laughs and licks my nipple poking through the jewelry, while the chains and stars dangling from the clips tickle his chin. Next thing I know he’s totally getting into it and ends up eating both of the danglers off my nipples. What fun!
This time Wes took a whole Viagra before our date rather than half a pill. If you recall, on our last sex date we realized half a Viagra just doesn’t cut it anymore for Wes, so we decided to double the dosage. Good plan. He was hard as steel in 20 minutes and ready to rock n’ roll!
Have I mentioned lately how much I LOVE Viagra? Well, I do… *horny grin*
Wes stayed bone-hard the entire time and gave me two fab Os right away, one right after the other. Then I screamed and growled my way through a total of 8 awesome Os (my poor neighbors! *LOL). Wes had a blast, holding off for as long as he could until my bod was numb from all the pleasure. Yeah, I was a sweaty mess, and I rarely sweat during sex. But that’s how good it was, and that’s how hard he stayed. Yummmmmy!
Have I mentioned lately how much I LOVE a hard dick? Well, I do… *horny grin*
After I catch my breath and we cuddle for a while, Wes asks, “Why did you buy that nipple jewelry?”
“Because I’ve always wanted some,” I reply, planting love nips on his shoulder while I weave my fingers through his soft chest hair.
“But it’s silly,” he argues.
“You didn’t think so when you were eating it off my nipples.”
He just snorts and gives me that Alpha Impaler look of his.
“You think anything that has to do with sex is silly,” I say, sucking his earlobe.
“I do not,” he argues, pulling away from my naughty lips. I love to suck his plump, hot earlobes, and he hates it.
“Okay, then you think anything kinky is silly.” I push his long blonde hair away from his neck and nuzzle. Dear Goddess, the man is always as warm as a heater. Love it!
“I do,” he replies. “All that stuff is silly.”
“It is NOT!” I exclaim. “You’re just too conservative. You need to walk on the wild side some.”
He snorts again. Yeah, he’s humoring me. Next thing you know he’ll be complaining about what a hardship it is to be married to a kinky girl.
“In fact you did walk on the wild side today, playing with my nipple jewelry. And it was fun, wasn’t it?”
“Yeah,” he admits. “You got me there.”
That night when he comes upstairs to go to bed, I dash out of my office to give him a kiss. The minute I press up against him his dick stabs me in the stomach.
“Whoa!” I exclaim, grabbing his crotch. “You’re hard again.”
“Back off,” he warns, chuckling. “I’m tired, and I’m going to bed.”
“Dontcha think we should do something about this?” I ask, licking my naughty lips while I stare at his gorgeously hard cock. “It’s a shame to let a hard-on like that go to waste.”
“No,” Wes warns, walking into the bedroom and closing the door. “I’m going to bed.”
“I could lick it,” I persist through the closed door, giggling. “Pleaseeeeeeeee….!”
“No,” he replies. Then he flings open the door, drops his pants, and waggles his hard dick at me. Before I can lunge for it, he leaps back and closes the door again, laughing like crazy.
Rats!
“What about your dick?” I asked through the closed door.
“Go away,” he replies.
“What about you dick?” I repeat, ignoring his reply.
“No,” he states firmly.
“What about your dick?” I continue. Hey, with Wes persistence actually does pay off sometimes.
“Down, girl,” he says through the closed door. Then I hear him climb into bed and switch off the light.
Rats!
Oh, well, tomorrow is another day. Hey, have I mentioned lately how much I LOVE a hard dick? Well, I do…. LMAO!!
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February 5th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Ok I have one question. How on earth does the man sleep w/ a raging hard on? Isn't Viagra the best! LMAO. Well now that I've finally weaned my son, my breasts are starting to feel sexual again!
And the nipple clips sound great! I'll have to do some shopping at your store soon! Oh, btw your art is beautiful Laura! I didn't get a chance to reply b/c my son got sick w/ this nasty stomach virus going around up here, but wanted to let you know!
February 5th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
I dunno how Wes sleeps with a hard-on. But he does it all the time when he's running from me. lmao!!! LOVE Viagra!!!! It truly is the best. You will absolutely LOVE those nipple clips. They are major fun! Thanks…I'm glad you liked my art. As you can see I like a lot of bright color. lol
February 5th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Good grief…David on Viagra? I'd never get any sleep…..EVER….and nipple jewlery? I dont know bout that one…I told you before my boobies dont need anymore encouragement to dangle and swing low….nope gravity does that just fine…but they are pretty….
February 5th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
LMAO! Carol, I don't think David is old enough yet for Viagra. When he gets into his mid-late 50s he may need it. Wes didn't need it until right after his 56th b-day. Then suddenly he would get inside me and start shrinking. Weirdest thing. Then he got so he couldn't get completely hard. Viagra solved all that. It is an age thing with men in this country who grew up on the typical American diet of meat, starch, sugar, chemicals-rich food. Plus, testosterone levels start dropping in men on this diet after 30, so by the time they reach mid-late 50s they are waaaaay low on that stuff.
The interesting thing is I know several late 50-something vegetarians, and these men don't need Viagra. It seems to be common among men who have always eaten the typical meat diet in America.
You crack me up! Nipple jewery is feather-light. It won't make your boobies swing any lower than they already do.
BTW, saw your post about David going to Afghanistan on Valentine's Day. Bummer!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
David is the same age as you and me in fact I am older then him….ok just by 25 days but still…Yeah Valentines day.. he better be really good to me before he goes too.He comes home today from being gone all week….woohoo…then he is home for a week and then gone again…geez…talk about a rotten week…Kat had a flare up and my dishwasher died again,I had a flat tired,my B.O.B. died and I had to get stuff for the 6yr old birthday party which is at the bowling alley,thankness she agreed to that….I tihnk I am going shopping….what to get,what to get????
February 5th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Bless your heart! You need to buy lots of lingerie and toys to make up for such a rotten week! Think "Pleasure," Carol! Gets me through the yuck times. lol
Bummer about Kat. Do you know what caused the flare-up?
Good! David still has a few good years left in his dick. But when he starts to experience what Wes did, at least you know now Viagra will come to the rescue.
February 5th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Kat had mid-terms,David was gone and past time for her IV of Remicade.She was trying to go every 8 weeks but we had to move it up to every 6 weeks now,good thing insurance pays for a home care nurse to come here to do the IV otherwise it would be hell taking a 4 and 6yr to the hosptial and sit around for 4 hours and watch the IV drip.She gets so stressed out about school work and doesnt spend enough time being a kid.Stress doesnt cause colitis but it doesnt help it either and then you throw not eating right on top of that and she'll get sick everytime.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Sending some hugs your way Carol. It sounds like you're going through quite a stressful time! I agree that you should treat yourself.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Bless her heart! So David is retiring after he comes back from Afghanistan? Yay!
February 5th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
David retired from the Army waaaay back in 1996 and now works for the army as a civilan with the two little girls at 4 and 6 he has a verrry long time yet before he retires.He is working on his second pension now,,,,and son Dave(or DJ as I have always called him) is in the army guardand has been for 12yrs and he is getting out as soon as he gets home.He has been stationed in Afghanistan twice(first time was right after 9-11)and thats enough for him and most def me too.Now I just got a super surprise….son#4 Jacob just walked in the front door and surprised the daylights out of me,I had no clue he was coming home for a visitBut David did and he didnt tell me!!!! Of course Jacob brought his girlfriend too but thats ok she is a sweet girl.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Thanks Cynthia but it just got a hellva lot better when #4son walked in the door!!! And David will be home shortly as he jsut called and said his flight just landed…Its looking to be a good weekend…
February 5th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Awesome about Jacob! Oh, so DJ is getting out. Gotcha!
February 5th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Good for you, girlfriend!!!
February 6th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Don't you know it, Beach! I've been wearing my nipple danglies and sparklies every day and LOVING them!!! One of the most fun things I have ever bought for myself. Really!
February 6th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Carol sending you a big ((HUG)) seems like you need it. I hope the visit from Jacob makes you feel good. I know when my kids lived away from home i love when they would visit.
Luara – Girl i love one too!!
Two or three times a day!!!!
I also love me some sparklies and danglies to wear, as Simi would say!! <3