No Sex? Horrors!!
On Monday I pulled the muscles in my lower back when I tried a new yoga posture during my daily exercise routine. Ouch! It felt just like menstrual cramps. Bummer. I’ve been in menopause for almost two years and thought I’d never experience that kind of lower back pain again. Ouch!
But I’ve had pulled muscles before in other places, so I know all I have to do is baby that part of my bod for a few days, and I’ll be good as new ASAP.
So I did, and my back was completely healed on Wednesday. Unfortunately, I cleaned all the litter boxes Thursday night. One is really heavy, but it’s never been a problem. I’m just careful how I lift it. Well, evidently I wasn’t careful enough, because I woke up yesterday morning with a sore back again. Rats!
Don’t laugh, but on Tuesday when I realized I’d hurt my back, my first thought was, "Oh, no! I can’t have sex!!!" Yeah, I freaked a little. Never let it be said I don’t have my priorities in order, ya know? *lusty grin*
Wes and I have a sex date scheduled for tomorrow afternoon, and there’s no way I’m missing it. I’d noticed on Tuesday the thing that healed my back faster than anything was to lie in the Sleep-Number bed on my side for an hour or so. Definitely a luxury for a novelist who works 11-12 hours on computer every day, 6 days a week. I’m always so slammed I never have time to just lie around in bed. But when I realized I’d hurt my back again I knew this called for drastic measures (LOL). So I got off computer after lunch yesterday and spent the afternoon in the Sleep-Number bed, working on the first draft of A Vampire’s Kiss.
I got up at 5:00, and my back felt muuuuuuuuch better. Plus, I’d written Chapter 26 and half of Chapter 27. Yay! Then I answered all the emails I’d missed, cooked dinner, fed my feral cat colony, and went back to bed.
When I woke up this morning my back felt fantastic. Whew! Looks like I’ll be in great shape for my sex date tomorrow. But don’t worry. No way am I lifting anything heavy before then. Nothing like the threat of abstinence to make me behave, ya know? Horrors!
Now the only thing I need to figure out is which babydoll I’m going to wear tomorrow for my sex date. Decisions, decisions. Right now I’m thinking the fuchsia chiffon covered in gorgeously wicked black lace. Hmm….
Stay tuned. I’ll spill all the sexy details on Monday. You know I will. *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)



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