Oh, Baby!

As you know from my last post, the Uber and I had one of our sex dates on Saturday afternoon. You also know I planned a wicked surprise for him. Oh, yeah. Remember the black, completely sheer, babydoll lingerie I bought last week as part of my "Sexy Witch" costume for my upcoming booksigning on Halloween night? Well, I decided to take it for a "test drive" on Saturday. Just the babydoll. Nothing else. That’s right. I’m not into thongs, so I always toss that part of the ensemble. I much prefer to go "commando." Ya know, easy access. *wicked grin*

When I walk into the bedroom I do a little twirl for the Uber and purr, "You like?" He pulls me to him and replies, "Mmm, nice." I smile innocently and say, "This is what I’m wearing to my booksigning on Halloween." The Uber freezes, and then bellows, "No way in Hell are you wearing that to a booksigning!"

After I stop laughing, I say, "Chill, honey, I’m wearing clothes under it." He narrows his eyes and glares at me. "You’re fooling with me, aren’t you?" he accuses. I wink at him, and the strap of the babydoll falls off my shoulder all by itself. Really. "Oh, yeah," I reply. He strips the babydoll off me in record time and says, "You’ll pay for that." I rub up against him like a cat in heat and purr, "I’m counting on it." You can imagine how much fun we had for the next hour. Yummy!

Afterwards, I put the babydoll back on to tidy up the bed, since we kicked all the sheets off during our playtime. When I finish, I walk across the bedroom, heading toward my bathroom in the hall where I left my clothes. Halfway there I look up and find the Uber staring at me. He has that Uber look on his face like he means business. I know why, too. My hair is wild-looking. My lips and cheeks are flushed. It’s easy to see what I’ve been doing for the last hour.

So I stop and grin, slowly running hands down my hips and over the babydoll. "Pretty sexy, isn’t it?" I purr. The Uber growls, his hungry eyes traveling up and down the babydoll. "Yeah, and you better be wearing something under that at the booksigning," he responds, looking more like Clint Eastwood’s Dirty Harry by the minute. I wink and give him a sultry smile as I sashay past him out the door.

Ha! If I wore this babydoll by itself to the booksigning I’d be arrested in no time for indecent exposure. I know, I know. I’m a wicked tease. But I couldn’t resist. The man is soooooo easy! *naughty grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

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mr_dean_show Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

is it hot in here?

wow..must find icy cold object to place in my lap
now that I’m starting work!

laura_stamps8 Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Re: is it hot in here?

Hi, Dean, great to hear from you! You crack me up!! Glad you enjoyed my post today. LOL

Hey, you know wherever I am it’s going to be HOT. Just the way I’m wired, I guess. Is the Uber a lucky man or what? *lusty grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

bookaddict2 Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

I have to say I am impressed that the Uber didn’t try to hide or destroy the babydoll so that you couldn’t wear it for your booksigning. I guess he did the next best thing for an Uber, he warned you…LOL, I seriously hope he didn’t think that a stern warning would keep you in line…I mean, you’d think he would have learned that a long time ago

But it definitely sounds like your Halloween costume is shaping up to be pretty hot

laura_stamps8 Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

I know. I think that’s what the “I mean business” look was about on his face when he issued his last warning. He knows that’s the best he can do with me, since I rarely do anything he tells me to. I mean, every day he says,”I want you to stop writing about me on your blog.” Oh, yeah, I’m hopping right on that one! LOL

Thanks! If anything I think it will be a really fun costume. I keep changing certain parts of it, but not the babydoll (much to the Uber’s dismay). *wicked grin*

adept_starsong Says:
October 13th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

LoL. Baiting people can be real fun.

eyre_32 Says:
October 14th, 2008 at 1:14 am

If he were the ingenious hero of a romance novel, he would rip that babydoll off you in a passion-filled moment so that you couldn’t wear it in front of anyone else. That way, you’d both win.

jan1228 Says:
October 14th, 2008 at 5:24 am

Hey be sure to get a picture of the uber sans baseball cap – a really close-up pic of the 2 of you at the next book signing. OK???

Ja’niece

laura_stamps8 Says:
October 14th, 2008 at 11:38 am

Ha! True. Fortunately, the Uber has a strong sense of self-preservation (grin). Not only would I be furious with him for messing up my Halloween costume (Grrrrr!), but he would owe me $26, which is what it cost me. And I got it on sale too!

I’m with you, though. I’m not crazy about the hero tearing thongs off the heroine like they are prone to do. But I do love it when the heroine rips off the hero’s shirt (because she is so impatient to get to his dangly part), and buttons fly across the room. I can totally relate! *naughty grin*

laura_stamps8 Says:
October 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am

Wow! That would be a miracle, but I’ll see what I can do. The Uber plays golf on the weekend, which is when I do booksignings, and he has a think about “golf hat hair.”

Can’t to it at my next booksigning on Halloween night, because the Uber will be out of town, playing golf on the coast with one of his customers and the baseball coach at USC. However, I’ll see what I can do at the next booksigning!

In the meantime, GL or her hubby will be taking pics of us that night, so you’ll get to see the babydoll and my sexy Witch costume, well as GL’s gorgeous vamp costume. Big fun!

laura_stamps8 Says:
October 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am

Don’t you know it?!!! Love flirting and teasing. Major fun! ROFL

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