Orgasmic Headaches….Who Knew?
Okay, don’t laugh (even though I know you will). But do you remember a week or so ago when I thought I almost killed my boy-toyhusband? It was when he got a screaming-mimi headache at that “climactic moment” and thought he was having a brain aneurysm. Well, we’d decided it was probably dehydration (from mowing the yard in the heat an hour earlier). But Ann, one of my wonderful blogging friends, emailed and said she had experienced the same thing, and it’s actually called an orgasmic headache. Yup, her husband thought he’d almost killed her too. Turns out these things are pretty common and quite harmless.
Here’s the part where you’re not supposed to laugh. My husband has been getting orgasmic headaches ever since. No kidding. Not as severe as the first one. But a very mild one every time he climaxes now. Total bummer. I studied up on these things and found out they occur when you’ve been drinking alcohol before sex, or your blood pressure is a little higher than normal, or you are highly stressed. Ha! Put a check mark by all three for my cranky Uber-Alpha husband. To remedy this, he should eliminate the glass of wine he likes to drink with dinner and the two vodka drinks he enjoys while golfing. He should also lower his blood pressure and eliminate stress from his life. Yeah, right. Like that’s going to happen in this lifetime. Also, he should lie flat on his back after sex and take two Tylenol. Okay, that’s doable for him, and it seems to be getting rid of the headaches faster.
Poor guy. Who knew marrying a younger, oversexed woman would give him a nasty headache during a fav playtime activity? And I’m so bad (naughty grin). Yesterday, when he was lying flat on his back waiting for his head to stop throbbing, looking forward to popping two Tylenol, he looks over at me (I was waggling my eyebrows at him), and he says, “What?” I give him a lusty grin and whisper, “I’m still horny.” He just chuckles and replies, “Nothing new about that.” I know. I’m such a wicked woman, but I couldn’t resist. Part of being married to an Uber-Alpha is knowing how to make him laugh. Even when he doesn’t feel like it. *big smile*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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July 28th, 2008 at 1:02 am
If you gotta get a headache it seems like the best way to get one.
My ex used to get orgasm headaches..
July 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I’ve had them before and believe me they are no picnic! I just pop several advil or tylenol afterwards and rest.
So, take it a little easier on your boy-toy! You don’t want his head to explode
Hope his headaches ease up so you can both enjoy playtime
July 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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Isn’t that the truth?!! *naughty grin*
It is amazing how many women get these. I had no idea until I started researching them. Thanks for your comment!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
July 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Hi, Melissa. Yeah, the Tylenol and laying flat is helping my hubby get over them quick too. So sorry to hear you get these as well. What a bummer!
I know. I know. But you know how hard it is for me to go easy on him. I’ll try….but no promises (wicked smile)!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)