Overdosing on Orgasms….Who Knew??
I had an awesome weekend. Hope you did, too. I got so much accomplished, like finishing that mountain of paperwork on my desk (whew!). And tackling a few neglected housecleaning chores (Yay!). Then I wrote the first chapter of the third novella in the Rune Witch series. That novella is called The Harvest Moon. Yes, Wynn and Noelle have finally discovered the sensual delights of chocolate icing, and Noelle surprised me by adding a “dirty girl” twist to that sex scene. What fun! Leave it to Wynn and Noelle, right? Well, they are a very sexy couple and do tend to boink like wild rabbits. But then Wynn is so yummy, who could resist him? Not me (naughty grin)! I also received the paperwork from my erotica publisher (Forbidden Publications) for Sex Magick, the first novella in that series. So it’s moving along nicely toward its publication date. As soon as I know more about that I’ll post it on this blog.
In other news, I think I overdosed on orgasms this weekend. No kidding. And that’s something I NEVER would have thought possible for me. I’ve always been a multi-O woman (thank you, thank you, thank you, dear Goddess!). So four or five in one day is normal for me. But on Saturday I had eight. Yup, count them. And they knocked me out, literally. In case you’re wondering about my husband, yes, he did survive it. But just barely. All I can say is it took him FOREVER to catch his breath and cool down afterwards. *wicked smile*
Okay let me explain. My husband and I make sex dates throughout the week, because we both have such busy schedules. Well, I really wouldn’t call it a “date.” It’s more like a command. I say, “Honey, be here at a certain time to service me,” and I leave no room for debate. Anyway, at 4:00pm Saturday afternoon we had one of our “dates,” and I ended up with eight orgasms by the time it was over. As you can imagine, I was totally wasted. I made it through dinner, but couldn’t keep my eyes open after that and fell asleep (which felt more like a coma, actually). Finally, I forced myself to wake up and go to bed for the night, sleeping another nine hours. Let me tell you, being comatose is a new experience for me. Those of you who know me know I have boundless energy all the time. But after that orgasmic adventure, I’ve never been so exhausted in my life! Then I woke up Sunday morning completely recovered and just as horny as ever. Go figure.
So here’s my question. What is the maximum amount of orgasms you’ve had in one day, and did you survive it? I’m so oversexed I never thought I had a daily limit. But evidently I do, and it’s eight. On the other hand, if number nine came knocking on my ”door,” let’s just say I wouldn’t turn it down. I mean, I’m not stupid. Just perpetually horny. *lusty grin*
xoxo
(c) Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
(c) Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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August 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
In a day? A couple, probably. At a time? Never more than one. Don’t know if I just don’t work that way, or what.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Umm…four or five in one day? I think?
Yeah, I survived it. I think that’s enough for me before I want to crash and take a nap.
But great for you! And good job to your boy toy!
August 11th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
one day’s worth
Laura, I am green, GREEN with envy. I managed one day to have three at separate times, but never in the same session. Usually, I can only manage it alone for testing purposes. (grin). No wonder you were comatose!
August 11th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Great to hear from you! Yeah, I’m kinda wired that way, a combination of the way my uterus is tipped and my high hormone levels. Still, I was shocked I could actually reach my limit. Ha! Who knew!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Sounds like you had a sexy weekend too. Awesome!
Yeah, the good thing is my boy toy is no longer getting orgasmic headaches. So he survived in better shape than he would have a month ago. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 11th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Re: one day’s worth
You crack me UP!! Love those “test runs” (naughty grin).
It’s like I mentioned to Tariana. I’m one of those women with a uterus that is positioned differently than most women, and I think it pulls all of my sexy plumbing in that direction as well. That means there are a few sexual positions where every stroke hits my G-spot…every time. Yowza! A couple of those, and I go off like a fire cracker. So that’s how I can have multi-Os in one session (not to mention my hormones have me in a sexed-up mood 24/7). Then this time my husband wanted to try a new postion and a new location. So we did that after the first four Os for me. But it didn’t work so good for either of us, so we went back to a tried and true position. That meant I had four more before he finished.
Yeah, I was wiped out. But it was soooo much FUN! You know me, I’m an adventurous Aries. I’d do it again in a second and try for nine! *lusty smile*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 11th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
tips
Well, I definitely need tips then. Most women won’t tell you this part, but I dearly miss my uterus for several reasons. Mine acted like a tuning fork during orgasm; vibrations and all that. The contractions were harder and more satisfying so I never went past the one at a time thing. Now that it’s gone, there are no reverberations and I have to do it again just to make them last. Sigh. Oh, well. The alternative was bleeding to death, so there you go. I think I got the sex headaches because there was nowhere for the “waves” to go so they head up the spine instead. That’s my theory for women’s sex headaches anyway.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Re: tips
Hmm. I remember when you posted about sex after surgery last year and said the same thing. Okay, there are things you can do, but I want to think about them, and I’ll put them in an email to you, probably tomorrow. Can’t at the moment, because I’m chin-deep in publisher paperwork for one of my erotica novellas. But you’ll hear from me tomorrow for sure.
And you know I can relate to the uterus/bleeding thing. No one was happier than I was when I finally got rid of the fibroids from hell. Yikes!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Alrighty then, here’s where I get in major trouble with all the ladies…max in one day…about 16-20? (I lose count after awhile) and yes, that is an honest amount.
I am very fortunate that I have never had to fake an orgasm and I always have multiples when we have sex. Hubby is very generous with his time…he makes sure that I have many, many orgasms each time. The man is patient but he always gets results! I don’t know his secrets, I only know that I am not sharing him! I swear the man won’t give up unless I have at least 4 !!!
And yeah, after many, many orgasms, you do kind of drop into a coma, but it’s a nice coma! So, sex with Hubby always has many orgasms and I have come to the point where I just don’t count anymore…I just enjoy them and sleep much afterwards
I’m not sure if I am just wired crazy like and therefore I can have multiples or Hubby has mastered the Secret Art of Multiple Orgasms…maybe he’s the Zen Master
Lucky me 
August 12th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
AWESOME!!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)