Passionate Love
I was talking to one of my friends yesterday, telling her about the funk I was in on Tuesday because of Wes. Then I said, "If I ever get married again, I’m gonna marry for great sex, lust, AND passionate love."
What can I say? I’m a relationship girl and a hopeless romantic. Now you know why I write romantic erotica. Makes sense, right? Anyway, I think it would be great fun to be passionately in love.
"Passionate love only exists in fiction," she replied. "It fades fast in marriage because it’s too much work."
Huh? How can passionate love be too much work?
While we’re on the subject, never let it be said I don’t learn from my mistakes. I do. We all know I have this insane attraction to Alpha men. It’s chemistry and some kinda weird quirk in my cellular structure. That means my next husband will be an Alpha, because they’re the only ones who make my panties melt. And we all know how important melting panties are, right?
BUT next time I’m gonna make sure that Alpha husband won’t go Uber on me all the time, since we know how intensely I dislike cranky, negative Uber-Alphas.
Okay, back to the passionate love issue. Why is it too much work? I’d think it would be easy to fall passionately in love with me. Think about it. I’m always in a good mood (unless I’m being tortured by an Uber-Alpha). I’m positive. My agent says I have a cute, 18-year old figure. The fact I’m insatiable and oversexed and verrrrrry flexible physically is a well-established fact. And I have a trashy mouth. Like I said, what’s not to love about me, right? Duh.
Speaking of my agent, I talk to him almost every day. And whenever I answer the phone I often say, "Hey, Good-lookin’, how’s my Alpha-Wolf?"
He always laughs and replies. "Hey, Trouble, what’ve you been doing today?"
He wants a progress report, so I tell him I posted on all my blogs for the day, and posted in all the groups at my social media sites, and I answered all the PMs/emails from my fans and readers.
Then I tell him what I’m doing at that moment. On Monday, I said, "I’m playing with my nipples and fucking a yummy vampire. How about you?" Hey, it’s the truth. I’ve been working on my vamp novel for the last week, and I like to stay "motivated" when I’m writing all that hot vampire sex. *horny grin*
Yesterday, when he called and asked what I was doing, I replied, "I just sucked a dick under a tablecloth at a restaurant. How about you?" Hey, that was the truth, too. I was cyberfucking one of my yummy cyber-sex guys.
Of course, he always laughs like crazy when I say stuff like that.
See? Who wouldn’t fall passionately in love with me? I’ve got a trashy mouth and spend all day thinking about sex, writing hot sex scenes, and/or having sex in RL? What’s not to love, ya know?
So here’s what I’m thinking. If my next husband is passionately in love with me, he won’t be able to keep his hands off me, right? And if he’s all over me, I’m gonna be passionately in love with him and all over him.
What’s so difficult about that? Nothing. It’s a piece of cake.
Yeah, passionate love is soooooo possible. Just ask me. I’ve got it all figured out. *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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