Playing Sexual Hardball with the Uber

As you know from my blog post yesterday, the Uber received the results of his testosterone test on Thursday, and even though his levels are still in the normal range they are very low. Thus, his diminishing libido. However his doctor doesn’t feel he needs testosterone supplements. Because of this, my sex life is slowly going down the toilet. Horrors! Thus, my need for a plan to come up with a way to increase the Uber’s testosterone level and his interest in sex.

I actually started formulating part of my plan before I fell asleep Thursday night and put it into action Friday morning. You see, the problem isn’t just hormonal. Ubers tend to be egomaniacs, and they get very comfortable being chased. They feel they deserve it. Did I mention their egomania (LOL)? Here’s the thing. I’m tired of chasing the Uber for sex. That’s why I was so bummed when his doctor didn’t give him hormone supplements. They would have made my life much easier. All year, as his levels have dropped, he has shown very little interest in sex with me. Yeah, my sex life is active, but it’s all me throwing myself at him 24/7 and being batted away half the time.

Well, those days are over. I’m an attractive woman with two harems who chase and adore me. I have very high self-esteem (I guess you can tell that *LOL*). In fact one of my harem guys even refers to me as "everyman’s wet dream." So there you have it. Because of this I’m tired of NOT being chased by my husband because his testosterone levels are out of whack, and he refuses to fix them.

So yesterday morning I quit chasing the Uber. If he wants a kiss from me he has to make the move. And even then I don’t rub up against him like a cat in heat, grinding my hip into his cock like I usually do (okay, I’m a reallllllllly responsive lover *LOL*). Now I just stand there and let him kiss me.

Friday afternoon the Uber came back to the house to work on computer in his home office. The first thing he said to me was, "I realized when I drove away this morning you didn’t kiss me."

Imagine that (grin)? I sat down on the bed across from his desk and just stared at him. "I’m tired of chasing you," I said. "It’s over. I’m not doing this anymore." He rolls the chair so close to me his knees part mine. He reaches for my arms and pulls me to him. "I want my kiss now," he whispers, inches from my face.

"Fine," I reply. "Take it, because I’m not making the first move." He kisses me lightly a few times. "You’re mad at me," he says. I look at him. "You deserve it," I respond. "I’m finished with you."

He laughs and turns toward his computer, and I walk into my office and go back to work. He was at the house for about an hour and came into my office three times to get kisses. But I didn’t give him passionate kisses like I usually do. I mean, lets face it. The Uber never gives me passionate kisses. Just light pecks. Of course, he usually comes into my office to crank and complain about his life and his customers, so even pecks are an improvement. Then last night he came home with a Wendy’s Frosty and invited me into the bathroom for some awesome oral sex after he got out of the shower.

So far so good. This afternoon we have sex date. The Uber is in for another surprise. Usually I’m very frisky and excited about our sex dates. Not this time. I’m cool as a cucumber, and I plan to act as if I could care less about this date. I don’t think it’s going to take the Uber long to realize all the passion and chasing in our marriage is coming from me. If I extinguish that flame his life is going to get mighty cold. Then if he wants anything sexual from me he’s going to have to do the work and chase me for it. Yeah, this time I’m running.

Okay, so that’s the first part of the plan, and it’s already working. The second part of the plan includes natural testosterone supplements to boost his testosterone levels. 3000 mg per day of Maca has proven to do just that in men over a period of 8 weeks. So now I am spiking the herbs I give the Uber every morning for his heart condition and his arthritis with a big dose of Maca.

Hey, if the Uber wants to play sexual hardball with an oversexed Witch like me, I say, "Bring it on!" You know me. I’m an easy-going person and only get mad twice a year. And it’s always the Uber’s fault (yeah, he agrees with that).

Well, this is one of those times. I’ve got a plan, and I’m ready to play ball. Let the games begin!

Stay tuned….

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels

http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

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Anonymous Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Great plan!

Laura, you are a true mastermind! The government should employ you as a stategist!:)

Good luck today–hopefully the Uber will never know what hit him!:)

auntee

bookaddict2 Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

I agree with Auntee…you are quite the mastermind…hope you get everything you deserve And Uber has no clue who he is playing with!! You’ll have him chasing you in no time Especially once all that maca kicks in Have an awesome weekend

k_dralo Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

The Master Plan

Good for you! Me and my guy are the other way around. He is sexual and I’m affectionate. I chase him for affection and he chases me for sex. Every now and then, one of us stops chasing. It causes a big change in the dynamics of our relationship when that happens. But I enjoy it. It always falls back in the same circle, but busting out of it every now and then makes both of us feel more appreciated. *grins*

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

Re: Great plan!

Thanks, Auntee!! Know what your comment reminds me of? From time to time the readers of mine who live in foreign countries sometimes say it’s a good thing I live here. No way their country would allow someone like me to run around loose on the streets. Really. I hear it all the time. Cracks me up!!

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Thanks, Melissa. Yeah, I think the Uber is in for QUITE a surprise. Can’t wait!

BTW, love that new pic! Is that one of the pics Jess took?

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

Re: The Master Plan

I agree. It really changes things, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s quite an adjustment for me too. You know me. I spread my legs in 60 seconds or less. So I feel kinda like I’m role-playing until I can get this “new me” down, ya know? But the result will be more than worth it. I’ll keep everyone posted, and let you know how it goes.

bookaddict2 Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Yep…I also put a cute one on yesterday’s post of Jason and I together and there’s some of my trainer and other trainer friends from the gym too Jess did an amazing job with my new photos

Have a fun date

mr_dean_show Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Yeah..

It’s funny..the more I read your posts,the more I thought about it, I realized that I probably made Ayesha do all the work in our relationship.

Fuck!
Dammit!

Oooh,I hate Hindsight!

adept_starsong Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

I fully approve of the sheer sneakiness of it all. And also, have no idea where you manage to find the willpower to hold back. Me, I seem to have a lack of impulse control. As in, “Hey, that person’s making me mildly nervous. RUN AWAY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!” and the next thing you know, I’m gone.

jan1228 Says:
December 14th, 2008 at 8:07 am

I give him a month before the Uber caves to all the work of him chasing you, and you not responding. Then maybe he’ll listen to your serious heart-to-heart about his test results.

Ja’niece

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 14th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Re: Yeah..

Bummer, Dean! Well, at least now you know. But the thing about Alpha men is they have a tendency to do this, so it was an easy trap for you to fall into. You know how Alphas are and their egos. They feel they should be chased and think nothing of it. But the fact is an attractive woman should be chased, and if you have one in your life and she is a nice person AND oversexed, you should be wearing your jogging shoes 24/7 so you can chase her. It makes her feel wanted and needed and of value in your life. I know you’ll do better next time.

Hey, maybe you can mention some of the things in my blog posts to her and this will open a dialogue with Ayesha that might lead to a better place for you in your relationship. Ya never know (grin). Empaths are always open to sincere apologies since we get so few of them.

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 14th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Well, it hasn’t been easy, that’s for sure! I have to keep giving myself pep talks because it’s like I’m role-playing or something. But it seems to be working better than I thought, so I’m sticking with it!!!

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 14th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Jan, you won’t believe this but it took less than 48 hours. Shocked the daylights out of me. I’ll tell you all about it in my blog post on Monday. *shakes my head in amazement*

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