First, an announcement.  If you’re not on my email list (and why aren’t you? *LOL) and you come to this blog every week to read my blog posts then I’m sure you were surprised when I didn’t post on Monday.

That’s because I mentioned in the February issue of my newsletter last week that I’m making a change on my blog. I’ve been working 7 days a week until 2:00am every morning on “A Vampire’s Kiss.”  It’s coming along beautifully. But after keeping this schedule for 2 months I’m having a hard time knowing what day it is.  They’re all the same now and kinda blending together.  So I made a decision last week.  I’m deep in the novel at this point, which means my brain cells are not always happy about switching gears.  I’ve decided instead of posting on my blog every Monday/Wednesday/Friday, I’m just going to post on Tuesday and Thursday of each week.  That will give me an extra day to work on the novel and should help me finish it on time.  But don’t worry.  The people on my email list will still get email notifications from me on Tuesday and Thursday when the blog posts go up.  There will just be two every week now instead of three.

Okay, back to the subject of this blog post.  I was talking to my agent last week, and I mentioned Wes had been complaining about how expensive it is to have good sex after 50.

And it is for Wes.  He needs Viagra and testosterone shots.  Plus, his high blood pressure meds make the ph of his semen toxic to my bladder, meaning we have to use condoms and lube now or I’ll get a nasty UTI.

My agent agreed.  He’s the same age as Wes and has had some issues of his own to deal with lately when it comes to sex.

Then he asked how I felt about this, and I told him these changes don’t bother me at all.

“As long as Wes can get it up, get hard, and fuck me good, I’m cool with it,” I replied.  “Actually, I look at it as an opportunity to get kinkier.”

“Really?” he asked, and then he laughed like crazy.  Okay, he knows me too well.  I’ll use any excuse to get kinkier.  Duh. 

But think about it.  Viagra makes Wes hard as a tree branch.  That’s fun.  Testosterone shots make him horny as hell.  That’s fun.  The condoms keep me from getting a UTI, which means we can have sex more often.  That’s fun.  The KY Liquibeads make my pussy a slippery-slide for the condoms.  That’s fun.  And my nipple clip jewelry makes Wes so competitive he tries extra hard to give me great breast Os.   That’s fun.

See?  What’s not to like?

The cool thing is Wes is such a vanilla guy this sex-over-50 challenge is making him use stuff he would’ve considered kinky years ago.  And if he needs more help in the future there are cock rings with clit stimulators, strap-on dildos, and all kinds of fun toys we could experiment with to enhance our active sex life.

So if you’re getting older, don’t freak and think sex has to end at 50.  Nah, just get inventive.  I’m using this phase in my long sex life as a fab opportunity to force my vanilla husband into a kinkier lifestyle.

And who knows what the future holds for me?  Open marriage?  Ménage?  Swinging?

Alrightyyyyy!

It’s like I always say.  My life just gets better and better.  And now it looks like my sex life is too.

Hey, totally works for me!  *kinky, sex-obsessed grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal Sex Goddess
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
laura@laurastamps.com
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