Sex Dreams
My friends will be thrilled to hear I didn’t work on Christmas day. Yay! Aren’t you proud of me? *LOL* In fact Wes just texted me a few minutes ago and said: “Had a great Christmas with you! Xoxo.” What a sweet guy, huh?
Anyway, at 11:00 on Christmas morning we had reservations at a fabulous holiday banquet at a local hotel, where I ate tons of delicious food (yes, I did!). Then we came back to the house, and I crashed in the Sleep-Number bed with the kitties and an erotica novel. My plan was to read and nap until we went back out to the new Sherlock Holmes movie at 4:00.
Instead I fell asleep almost immediately (no laughing from my friends *LOL*). But when I woke up I was incredibly horny (no laughing, remember?! *LMAO*).
Actually, that’s not unusual for that bed. Why? Because I rarely nap in it (like when do I have time to nap?). I do waaaaaaay more fucking in that bed than sleeping, so it’s no wonder I always wake up from my rare naps horny as hell.
Wes walked into the bedroom right after I woke up, so I told him how horny sleeping in that bed makes me.
“Nah,” he says, sitting down in his computer chair and resting his feet on the edge of the bed. “You’re always horny, darlin’.”
True.
“I doubt it has anything to do with all the sex we have in this bed,” he continues, looking at me like I need serious meds to tone down my raging hot libido.
Actually, this reminds me of something I was talking about with a Facebook friend of mine a few days ago: my sex dreams.
I have two kinds of sex dreams. The first kind is about smokin’ hot sex. YOWZA! Kinda like the sizzling sex dream I had last week. I usually sleep like a rock, but one day last week I woke up and had a tough time falling back asleep. Rare, but it happens. So I started meditating. The next thing I know I’m sound asleep and dreaming I’m fucking one of my gorgeous local guy friends. LOVED IT! And I woke up just as relaxed as if I’d had great sex. Which I did. Sorta.
Purrrrrrrrrr….!
The second kind of sex dream is one I have less often (like every month or so). This kind wakes me up with an intense clit O in real life. WOW! All I can do is roll over, moan, pant, and stroke my pussy until the O runs its course. Yeah, I’m wide awake after that one. Oddly enough, the dream that causes it never has anything to do with sex. They’re all different, but all just normal, nonsexual dreams. Then someone in the dream will look at me or say something, and I’m climaxing. Hard.
Weird, I know.
My FB friend said if I could bottle that second kind of dream I’d be rich. If men pay big bucks for Viagra, he says women would pay big bucks for a dream that wakes them up with a major clit O.
True. 
So what kind of sex dreams do you have? Time to spill! Yeah, my inquiring mind wants to know. *sex-obsessed grin*
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December 28th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I cant remember the last 'good' dream I had but yes please figure out how to bottle yours I need them bad cause…um…I had a dream about changing the Lego's on a radio tower and then I got yelled at by a neighbor who knows everything about everything and apparently I was doing it all wrong.It went on to me running home to get a big bowl cause I had just got a job in the elementary school cafeteria and my job that day was cutting apples into quarters for the kids.I was so fast at cutting apples I no place to put my apples so it ticked me off that the school did not have a big enough bowl to put the apples.So I run home get the largest bowl I have seen and went back to cutting my apples.Then on the way home I ran into a zombie and thought 'I am so glad I read that 'Urban Zombie Survival Guide' my son had gotten me….so when you finish telling me what the hell all that was about let me know and then PLEASE send me one of your bottled dreams…..
December 28th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
All I have are nightmares about work!!!! Does that tell you something????
December 28th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
You are too funny! All I can say is no more zombie movies for you. That means no "Stripper Zombies" tonight. I know it's gonna be hard to give that up. But what can I say? LMAO!!!
In view of your dream, I would say you've been spending too much time with tiny children, cooking for the holidays, and being subjected to zombie movies. Yeah, girlfriend, when I bottle my clit O dreams, you are definitely at the top of the list to send one to.
December 28th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Horrors! Maybe Tim can change that for you. *lusty grin*
December 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I sometimes have the same kind of wake up w/ a burning clit so that you have to take care of yourself as your hubby is sleeping beside you dreams like you've described, though mine are usually sexual in nature. lol. I love those kinds of dreams! Sometimes when I can't sleep I'll wake hubby up to pound me into oblivion, which he is usually happy to oblige. You know what would be cool? I used to be able to tell that I was dreaming and could control my dreams. I would love to do that know, especially w/ my hot sexy dreams. I would be such a slut!!!! LMAO. I haven't been able to do that in awhile, but I know theres a way to be able to tell yourself in the dream that you're dreaming and it's not reality. It makes you less inhibited! Hum. Something to ponder!
December 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
"Pounding you into oblivion"…oh, how I love it!!! *lusty grin*
I can control some of my dreams. I learned how to do it when I was studying sorcery back in the early 90s. The proper name for that is "Lucid Dreaming." I remember one technique is to say to yourself that you will remain lucid in your dreams before you fall asleep. Google "lucid dreaming" and you'll find all kinds of info to help you do it. The main thing I control now is to stop in the middle of a stupid dream and end it. And to know when I am dreaming. Cool stuff!
December 30th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Yes, I remember you mentioning it in "Call of the Witches" where Maylene does it to bring Blaine into her dreams. I'll google "lucid dreaming" and see what I come up w/. I do remember doing it before and would love to be able to do it again!
December 30th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Guess what, ladies! I had the most amazing sex dream of my life last night. OMGoddess! Talk about the O to end all Os…whew! I'll tell all next week on this blog. Of course… *kinky grin*