Sex Relief….Please!!
Hope you had a good weekend! Mine was productive work-wise. Two book contracts came in the end of last week for two of my erotic novels, and it took all weekend to sign them and fill out all the paperwork (synopsis, blurb, marketing plan, instructions for the cover artist, etc.). I just emailed and snail mailed the last of it this morning. Yay!
So I got lots of work done this weekend, but sex with the Uber is on hold at the moment. I know. Total bummer. But he showed up for our sex date on Saturday afternoon with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. Oh, yeah. It’s that time of year again (one of the many reasons why I’m NOT a fan of cold weather…it wreaks havoc on my sex life). The temps in Columbia have been freezing for the last week (a low of 19 degrees one night…yikes!). Add to that Autumn is one of the worst pollen seasons of the year for the city, and you’ve got a lot of sick people down here.
I had thought about going ahead with our sex date and doing a "kissless fuck" (kinda sounds like Erica Jong’s "zipless fuck" in her famous novel from the 70s, Fear of Flying, doesn’t it? *LOL). Then the Uber suggested he could wear the pollen mask he uses when he mows the yard (it covers his noise and mouth), so he wouldn’t breathe germs on me. Even better! That reallllly appealed to my kinky side, ya know? *naughty grin*
But I decided to check it out in the tarot first just to make sure, and the cards were against it (horrors!). No sex with the Uber. Really. And I did the cards five times, too! So the only sex for me on Saturday was self-servicing. Oh, well. I’ve got a great technique when it comes to that (practice, practice! *wicked grin*). Plus, the Uber was really sweet to me all day on Sunday. He’s never in a good mood for an entire day, even when he’s well, so he was trying extra hard to be nice to me. It was easy to tell he felt bad he messed up our sex date, because he really wanted to fuck me (you know how weird he is about delayed gratification).
The thing is I can’t afford to get sick right now, no matter how horny I am. And the cards knew that (why are they always so smart? *LOL). Anyway, this week looks like the week from hell for me. No kidding. I’ve got the dentist on Tuesday morning (two very old fillings finally bit the dust, which means two crowns). I have acupuncture on Wednesday morning. Thanksgiving on Thursday. And my last booksigning of the year on Saturday afternoon. Whew!
All I can say is after an insane week like that (which includes many days of self-servicing) I’m going to be a raving sex maniac by the time Sunday rolls around. Hope the Uber’s cock is ready to tango by then. Trust me. I’m going to need major SEX RELIEF!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
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Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com
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