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Slap That Ass!

Last night when Wes stepped out of the shower I jumped him.
 
“Whoa!” he exclaims.  “I never said I wanted to play tonight.”
 
“Sure you do,” I insist, ignoring his protests, while I rub up against his gorgeously clean bod.  “I wanna fuck.  Let’s do it!”
 
Wes laughs.  “You always wanna fuck.”
 
“And this is a bad thing how?” I purr, tucking a damp strand of long blonde hair behind his ear.
 
“It is if I don’t feel like it,” he replies, grabbing a towel to dry off.  “You messed up that testosterone shot.  I’m not horny like I was after the first one.  You missed the muscle, I just know it.”
 
“No problem,” I reply, stroking his soft cock.  “I’ll stab you in the ass next time.”  I grin wickedly.  “One cheek one month.  The other cheek the next month.  Can’t miss a muscle THAT big, ya know?”
 
Wes growls, and I jump out of the way when he swats at me. 
 
“So let’s play,” I persist, stripping off my cami and shaking my perky breasts at him.
 
“Oh, alright,” Wes agrees, rolling his eyes like he’s soooooo abused.  “I’ll suck your tits, but there’s no way you’re gonna be able to get me off.”  He looks down at his flaccid cock.  “It’s just not happening tonight.”
 
“We’ll see,” I reply, confident he’ll have an O.  Why?  Because this slut has a secret weapon now.  *wicked grin*
 
Wes grabs me and licks one of my needy nipples.  Pretty soon he’s eating my nipples and neck like a starving man, while he strokes his cock.
 
Alrightyyy!
 
When I’ve had so many breast Os my teeth are numb, I lean up and whisper in his ear, “Want me to swallow your dick?”
 
Wes chuckles.  “You can try, darlin.’  But nothing’s gonna happen.”
 
I smile and bend over, licking his cock to the root, my tongue stroking him like a violin.  Wes gasps and moans low in his throat.
 
Alrightyyy!
 
When he’s hard I straighten up.  Yeah, it’s time to unleash my secret “Wes Weapon.”
 
“Think about that fantasy of yours,” I purr.  “Remember how good your dick felt slamming into me from behind in that kinky kama sutra position.  Yummmmmy!”
 
Wes groans, and his cock twitches in my hand.
 
Pretty soon he’s rocking his hips as I go down on him again.  Only this time he’s giving me a detailed description of his fantasy.  I swear, the man should have been an actor or a lawyer.
 
“Slap that ass,” he moans.  “Oh, how I loved slapping your ass.  Sinking into you sooooo deep and wet.  Gripping your ass and pounding you…”
 
Then he explodes.
 
“Argh!” he shouts.  I milk his dick for all it’s worth, while he collapses against the sink.
 
“Damn,” he murmurs a few minutes later when he stops panting.  “I can’t believe you got me off.”  He takes a ragged breath.  “That happened so fast!”
 
“Of course,” I reply, catching a final drop of cum on my finger and slipping it into my mouth, licking it like sweet candy.  “My BJ technique has always been good.  You just worry too much during sex.  You should be more like me and do all your thinking from the waist down.”
 
Then I turn and wiggle my cute little butt at him as I sashay toward the door.  But before I can grab the doorknob, Wes lunges at me and slaps me on the ass.
 
Whap!
 
Hey, what’s with this new ass-slapping thing he’s into these days? 
 
Whatever.  As long as it turns him on and makes his cock hard as a tree branch I can handle it.  See how agreeable I am?  Being a shallow slut definitely has its advantages. 
 
Well, as long as I get what I want….  *sex-obsessed grin*
 
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
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2 Responses to “Slap That Ass!”

  1. Melody Says:

    Well OK, that was good!!!! Wes has the best wife in the world, because most wifes dont want to do all that. They say its to much work. But i have to say the older I get the more I like it like that to. But know its my hubby that says its to much work. SO what is going on with what used to be horny hubbies. I do like the ass slap though. Seems kincky *dreaming smile*

  2. Laura Stamps Says:

    Thanks, Melody! I'll have to tell Wes he has the best wife in the world. It'll be news to him for sure. LMAO!!! I know. I think I'm bringing out Wes's inner kinkster. Oh, how I love it!!! *kinky grin*

    Yeah, when these guys get older you have to work a little harder with them. They say it's too much work. Nah. Horny pervy women can always find a way around that excuse, ya know? Just ask me. ;)

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