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Slip-Sliding Away with Astroglide

First, an update.  I’d like to announce my agent and I have parted on friendly terms.  He’s a great guy.  Really.  And he wants only the best for me.  But he’s also verrrrrry busy.  Too busy to give my career the time and attention an agent should for one of his authors. 

That means at this moment I’m agent-less and LOVING it!  I’ve become the living version of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird.”  Yeah, I’m free as a bird, and this slutty bird ain’t gonna change. 

Alrightyyyy!

Besides, Kittyfeather Press is publishing my books again and doing a great job marketing and publicizing the new vamp series, so I really don’t need an agent right now.  I’ve got two publishers, Kittyfeather Press and Magicomm Media.  Plus, I’m slammed with book contracts through the next 5 years (which I had before I hooked up with my agent last summer). 

So this slut is totally grooving on her newfound freedom.  I swear, I haven’t been this happy in months.  Not only that, I’m thrilled to be able to give my fans hot new vampire erotica every month through Kittyfeather Press.  Yay!

Dontcha love me?  Of course!  And you know I ADORE all of you.  ;)

Speaking of sex, Wes finally healed up from his latest cold sore in time for our sex date last Sunday (shivers! I don’t mess with herpes).  That meant we finally got a chance to give the new Astroglide lube a “test drive.”

You have no idea how excited I was.  I had to go like seven days with no sex or kissing or anything.  Horrors!  It’s a miracle I survived it.  *sex-obsessed grin*

Anyway, by the time I walked into the bedroom Wes was sprawled out on the sheets after his shower.

“How’s your dick?” I ask, crawling across the bed, watching him stroke his limp cock.

“Come here,” he replies, ignoring my question.

I crawl on top of him, straddling his bod so my breasts hang down in his face.  Then I slide my wet pussy up and down his stomach like a cat in heat. 

Meooooow….!!

Wes sucks my eager nipple into his mouth, while he pinches the other.  It feels so good I’m about to have an O just rubbing against him.  I gotta say I love the effect of the testosterone/Viagra cocktail he’s taking lately.  It spikes his hormone levels for days, making him muuuuuuuch more fun.  *kinky grin*

When I see him stroking his limp dick again, I ask, “How’s it doing?”

“It needs help,” he replies.

“Not a problem.”  I shimmy down between his legs and take his gorgeously soft dick into my mouth.  The minute my hot lips touch his silky shaft he growls.

“Damn, that feels good,” he moans.

I swirl my tongue around his shaft, teasing the head and the soft skin beneath it, pumping at the root with my hand until he’s hard as a rock.

“Stop,” he warns, pulling me off him.  “I feel like I could blow any minute.”

“Can’t have that,” I purr, reaching for a condom and the new lube.  Astroglide is kinda like a watery gel.  I apply it to the outside of the condom, since the thin lube on the Trojan Supras is never enough for me.  In fact, I usually dab a little KY on the condom cause it always pinches going in.  But so many of my friends rave about Astroglide (even with condoms) I thought I’d give it a shot.

The minute I finish Wes flips me over, and I squeal with surprise.  Oh, how I love a horny man!  Have I mentioned how the testosterone makes him more adventurous, too?  Well, it does.  It’s like he suddenly has all these positions he wants us to try that I had no idea he even knew about.  How cool is that?!

He grabs my legs and lifts them over his shoulders.  Then he shoves into me with one hard thrust.

Yowza!

As usual, I was prepared for that painful pinch from the condom.  But it didn’t happen.  Instead Wes hits my G-spot, and I gush like a waterfall.

“I can’t believe how much sensitivity I have this time,” he marvels, pounding into me.

“Must be the Astroglide,” I pant.  And that’s about all I could say.  Between the Astroglide and the KY Liquibeads I was slip-sliding from one O to the next.  It was awesome!

After I growl and scream through five Os, Wes starts swearing.

“Damn!” he grumbles.

“What?”

“I never have this much sensitivity with a rubber,” he cranks.

“You just finished, didn’t you?” I ask, grabbing his hips to pull him deeper inside me for one last O.

“Yeah,” he mumbles, not wanting to pull out, his balls slapping my ass with every stroke.

It happened again the next time we used Astroglide.  Who knew that lube would not only feel fab to me, but would also increase Wes’s sensitivity with a condom?

Love it!!

“You’re not gonna blog about this, are you?” he asks afterwards, while we cuddle and his heart rate slows to normal.

“Nah,” I reply, nuzzling his hot neck.  “I’m blogging about something else.”

“Like what?” he asks, frowning suspiciously at me.

“Like how much I love fucking you with Astroglide!” I exclaim, leaping off the bed to race toward the safety of my bathroom.

“Oh, no, you don’t!” he shouts, tackling me.

Rats!  I swear, the man is so fast and strong I don’t stand a chance with him. 

“You need to stop blogging about Wes,” he warns, trying to intimidate me with one of those fierce Alpha Impaler looks.

“It isn’t about Wes,” I reply, laughing like crazy.  “It’s about Astroglide and Wes’s dick.” 

Okay, he doesn’t stand a chance with me either.   *naughty grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
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10 Responses to “Slip-Sliding Away with Astroglide”

  1. Carol Says:

    LMAO….geez Laura you and Wes crack me up! I had to text David and tell him he has sometihng he has to read tonight…he just said he's scared….Astroglide huh? hmmm….

  2. Reena Jacobs Says:

    I've never tried Astroglide. Many, many, many (how many is that?)…well Many years ago, I tried Wet. After all these years, we still keep a steady supply of it, which is odd, cause I only remember buying it twice. I'll have to ask my hubby to put Astroglide on the list so we can try something new.

  3. Laura Stamps Says:

    Too funny! Then again, everything I do scares David. Come to think of it, everything I do scares Wes too. What can I say? I definitely have a way with Alphas. lmao!!!

    Yeah, you should try some of that Astroglide. I get it at Target.

  4. Laura Stamps Says:

    It's awesome, Reena. I'm also a HUGE fan of KY Liquibeads. You'll find those in Laura's Naughty Sex Shop. Go to the button bar and click on "Shop!" It's in the "Sex Toys" section.

  5. Cynthia Says:

    OK. After reading that I'm ready for some hot sweaty sex myself! LOL. Glad you two are back in the swing of things.:) Gotta love the lube!

  6. Laura Stamps Says:

    lmao!!! Great to hear from you, Cynthia. Time to jump Thor, huh? You go. girlfriend!!!

  7. Laura Stamps Says:

    Thanks, Kristen. Yeah, Wes was messing up a lot and so were some of the other Alphas in my life. It's been a very stressful 6 months for me. But Wes finally scared himself shitless with the divorce fuck-up, so things are better now with us than they have been in years cause he's trying hard and sticking with it. Sometimes it takes almost losing everything for an Alpha man to see the light. Or in my case, to value his slut. ;)

  8. Kristen Says:

    I was really concerned about you and Wes, Laura! He was messing up all the time for a while, but I am sooooo happy things are better. :)

  9. BeachLove85 Says:

    Well i am glad you and your agent parted ways on a friendly terms. Your future is very bright with great things to come!

    Well Astroglide sounds like the gift all couples need. I am very happy to hear You and Wes are back to a sexy hot relationship!! But a relationship is a roller coaster ride of ups and downs. It can be fun with a few rough edges here and there. Such is life!!

  10. Laura Stamps Says:

    Thanks, Beach! A few rough edges are okay. But I've had so many the last 6 months it feels like a gravel road rather than a few rocks along the way. lmao! The good news is Wes and I are doing better than we have in many years…mainly because he is making sure there are no more speed bumps since they ALL come from him. lmao!!!

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