Somebody Do Me…Please!!
I’m back! If you’ve been wondering why I haven’t posted on this LJ blog for the last two days, it’s because I’ve been a casualty of the ferocious pollen season we have in South Carolina this time of year (LOL). I mentioned in an earlier post this week that the Uber’s cold tried to jump on me last weekend. Fortunately, the Chinese herbal tea my acupuncture doctor gives me got rid of it fast.
But on Tuesday it was rather windy, and when we went out to dinner that night I must have come in contact with some ragweed spores because my nose was pouring by Wednesday morning, and I had developed a full-blown allergy attack. By Thursday evening it had morphed into bronchitis. Yuck! So for the last two days my brain cells have been mush saturated with all the heavy-duty meds I’ve been taking. And I won’t even mention how many boxes of lotion tissues I’ve been through this week. Argh!
But yesterday I was much improved. And today I feel fantastic. I will forever owe a debt of gratitude to one of my local readers, Mary Delgado, for telling me about Mucinex DM years ago. That stuff kicks some serious bronchitis butt!
Yesterday afternoon, the Uber and I were talking about the economy. We’re both in sales. Kinda (he sells floor covering, and I market my novels). Anyway, we agreed when the economy flattens out and you’re in sales that just means you have to work more hours to make enough money to pay your bills. "I hear ya, baby," the Uber agrees. "Get out there, and get her done!" That’s what he always says to motivate himself to work harder.
But this time I groan when he says that. "What?" he asks. "You said get out there, and get her done," I reply. "So?" he says, still looking puzzled.
"So I wish someone would DO me!" I exclaim in frustration. The Uber came down with a cold the day we had out last sex date, which we had to cancel (grrrrrr!). Then my body came under attack from his cold and then the ragweed. That means I’ve been self-servicing for two weeks. And enough is enough! I neeeeeeeed the real thing, ya know?!
The Uber laughs. "You always turn everything I say into sex," he teases. "So?" I respond. He shakes his head and grins. "You’re such a slut," he says. "So?" I reply again, not seeing a problem with this.
Then he gives me that you’re-a-mess look. "Hey," I say in my defense, "most men would love to have a wife with the libido of an oversexed slut, ya know?" I narrow my eyes and glare at him. "Some of my harem men tell me you don’t know how lucky you are."
He shrugs on his coat. "Oh, I know I’m lucky," he says and winks.
"Great," I reply lustily. "So when can you do me?" The Uber’s eyes roam my body like a hungry animal. "Lose the bronchitis, darlin’, and we’ll talk," he says as he turns and walks out the door. Promises, promises…
Well, at least I can breathe again. And I’m not coughing all night. But, oh, how this slut needs to be fucked, and soon!! *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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December 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Getting lucky
Hey Laura,
I’m so glad you’re feeling better! Maybe you’ll get ‘lucky’ today!:)
I know you must be getting tired of hearing this, but every time I read the bantering between you and the Uber, I think “you need to put this in one of your books”–you and the Uber (with different names, of course) would make for some hilarious (and hot) reading!
auntee
December 6th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Re: Getting lucky
Thanks, Auntee! I’m glad you enjoy our banter. Cracks me up too. Of course I hear it all the time. Poor Uber. He forgets I’m a dialogue junkie and have a great memory, so I can remember all the funny stuff he says. He would freak if he knew his conversations lived on at LJ. Believe it or not he is funnier in person. Then you get all his “Uber” expressions when he says this stuff. The man is a hoot! ROFL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
December 7th, 2008 at 12:31 am
that’ snot right!
Awww… hope you’re feeling better so you can, um, feel better. lol
December 7th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Re: that’ snot right!
You crack me up! Yeah, I’m feeling muuuuuuuuch better now, thank you. *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
December 8th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Sorry to hear that you’ve been sick. By the sound of things, looks like you’ll be making a sex date for monday or tuesday at the lastest {Crosses fingers for ya}.
All’s still quiet on my end with a certain on-line friend.
Hope to hear of more sex-capades from you and the Uber soon!!
OXOX
Ja’niece
December 8th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Sex-capades….YES!!! I need them. And hopefully will be getting some soon. Self-servicing can only take you so far, ya know? And I’m soooooo HORNY!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)