Testosterone Revisited…Yay!
Sorry about no blog post yesterday, but it seems I partied a bit too much at my reunion over the weekend, because that cold from Boston came back on me full-force on Tuesday. Yeah, I had a relapse. Bummer! But thanks to Benedryl, lots of napping, and my herbal cold remedies I got rid of it in 24 hours this time. Yay! However my brain cells were too fried to do a blog post yesterday, so that’s what happened. Wednesday’s blog post got lost in a cold meds fog. LOL
Okay, if you were reading this blog last fall you know I wasn’t very happy with Wes’s doc. He had done a bunch of blood tests on him, but the only one I was interested in was the testosterone test. That’s because I had a feeling Wes was about a quart low on the stuff, since his libido had been diminishing all year. Horrors!
Sure enough, the test results showed he was verrrrrrrrry low in the low range of normal. Yet his doc didn’t prescribe testosterone supplements.
Grrrrrrr…..!
So I took matters into my own naughty hands and started giving him sex boosting supplements that would spike his testosterone levels naturally. That worked for a while, until a drug rep golf buddy gave him samples of Viagra. Yowza! Love that stuff! So we’ve been doing Viagra ever since, and the rest is slutty blog history. *lusty grin*
A few weeks ago, his doc ran more blood tests on him. Everything checked out except his testosterone level (duh), which had fallen below normal into the low range. Now his doc was concerned. Finally! This time he prescribed testosterone shots for Wes once a month, and I’m the one elected to shoot him up.
So on Monday we went back to his doc’s office for the nurse to teach me how to do the needle thingy and give a shot.
Earlier that day my agent had called, and I told him about it. “I figure I’ll just wind up like I’m gonna throw a baseball (like I’ve ever done that before. Not.),” I tease, “and then…wham!…stab him in the ass.”
“Ouch!” my agent groans while I laugh like crazy.
Imagine my surprise when the nurse tells me I’m not too far off on that technique. Yikes! She said I need to do it like I’m throwing a dart. Wham! Fast and deep. Wes paled a little when he heard that. Hey, I would have too.
But that wasn’t the only surprise. Then she said the only place I could give him a shot was in his hip or ass.
Wes paled even more. For some reason he thought he could get the shot in his arm. Yeah, needles make him queasy, and he pretty much hates them. Then he thought about me giving him a shot in his hip or ass like I’m throwing a dart (like I’ve ever done that before. Not).
“Maybe I should come back here for the shots,” he quickly suggests to the nurse. He said this after the nurse gave him a shot in the hip that was totally painless even though the dosage of testosterone was large (thanks, Doc!).
But when he heard how much that would cost (like $90 per shot, not including the cost of the testosterone) he turns to me. “Okay,” he says, giving me a warning look, “my wife can do it, I guess.”
Yesterday morning when I wake him up, I ask, “Sooooo…..are you feeling horny yet?”
“No,” he replies, rolling over.
“You got that shot three days ago,” I continue. “Are you thinking about sex 24/7 now like I do?” I shake his shoulder. “Yes? Yes? Yes?!!” If I were a puppy I would’ve been wagging my tail.
Well, it’s EXCITING! I’ve been wanting this ever since some of my girlfriends told me they give their husbands testosterone shots, and it makes the guys chase them around the house like horny teenagers.
Alrightyyyyyyy!
“No,” Wes replies firmly. “I’m not thinking about sex 24/7 like you do. In fact I’m not horny at all.”
HORRORS!!!
Maybe this is a cumulative thing? Could be. Maybe next month I’ll give him the shot in his ass. Maybe that will make it work faster. I’ll just wind up like I’m throwing a dart and wham!
Don’t worry. I know how to do this now. There are like 15 steps to it, and I wrote them all down.
Maybe after that he’ll chase me around the house like a horny teenager. Maybe I’ll even add a little magick to the shot to help it work faster. Ooooh, I like that idea!
Yeah, it’s dangerous to mess with an oversexed Witch. Just ask Wes. He knows. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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