The Ménage Marriage….Yummy!
Okay, let me say up front I’m not LDS (Mormon). I’m just a horny, oversexed slut, and this is my most brilliant idea so far for 2009 (LOL). What is it? Well, I think every woman should have two husbands. Seriously. Talk about a happily-ever-after ménage marriage, ya know?
Just think. You’d have two gorgeous cocks to call your own. Yummy! You’d have twice as much hot sex. Yummy!
Not only that, but you’d probably be happier emotionally. Really. Sometimes I think we ask too much when we expect one man to satisfy all our emotional needs. For example, let’s say one husband is an Alpha, which means he’s great in the testosterone department, but rotten when it comes to verbalizing anything emotional like how much he loves you, etc. You know, all that stuff we need to hear every day to feel loved.
But that’s not a problem if your other husband is a Beta. Betas know exactly what to "say" to make you feel loved and cherished. And unlike Alphas, they aren’t afraid of the romantic, touchy-feely stuff.
Can you see what a brilliant idea this is? The ménage marriage provides you with two delicious cocks, twice as much hot sex, and all the emotional strokes and affection a woman could want. What’s not to like?
Add to that an additional income. Totally cool! Hey, I may have just solved the problems of our flat economy. Whatever. At any rate, ménage marriage sounds like major fun, so sign me up. Yeah, I’m game! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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February 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Can I be Beta?
Can I be the Beta?
I have a very strong tongue, and no need for Viagra.
I will do cooking and dishes, the other husband has to mow the lawn and clean the bathroom.
Deal?
February 18th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
Deal! In fact you can cook for my Uber-Alpha husband, who likes meat and sugar. I’ll even give you the stove/oven, which I never use. I make all my vegetarian meals in the microwave, which I am as addicted to as my corningware bowls (love them!!).
And you’re in luck! The Uber already mows the yard and cleans his bathroom. So that leaves you plenty of time to pleasure me with your tongue, as well as whisper sweet nothings into my ear. Oooh, gives me tingles just thinking about it! *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
February 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
I’ll be there tonight!!!
I just need to Iron my Kilt and put in
my Nipple Rings!
oh, and I need to stop by “Good VIbrations” for
some “fun” supplies.
February 18th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
Awesome! Hey, if you’ve got nipple rings you’ll get equal time with my tongue too. Count on it. And I forgot to mention my fav “fun supplies” would be any kind of food you can eat, lick, or suck off my bod. Good thing you like to cook, huh? *wicked grin*
See ya!
PS: I’m going to send you an email you will get a kick out of.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
February 18th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
hmmm..
one bottle Kama Sutra Cinnomon Love oil..
one squeeze bottle honey..
a jar of Nuttelo..
some warming oil..
oh..
and Kama Sutra Honey dust…
February 18th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
YUUUMMMYYY! I like!! And I know just where the honey and Nuttelo is going to go, too….love it!! *naughty grin*
Hey, I just tried to send you an email, and it bounced back to me. Do you have a new email addy? If so send it to me at laurastamps@mindspring.com
Thanks!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
February 18th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
sure
deanjonesshow@gmail.com
(Make sure it’s two s’s)
February 18th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Re: Can I be Beta?
Gotcha! I just sent it.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)