The Queen of Sex
Halloween is actually the last Sabbat in the Wiccan year. Pagans call it Samhain and think of it as the last day in the calendar year.
Having said that, I hope you had a good one because my Samhain was totally insane! As you know G.L. Giles couldn’t do the booksigning with me last night at Waldenbooks, because she’s vacationing in Mexico at the moment. So I decided not to dress up in my "Sexy Witch" costume. Turns out I never could find a shirt to look good under that sheer black babydoll lingerie. Some things are just meant to be worn commando, I guess. And that babydoll is definitely one of them. So I threw on one of my pink girly shirts, some dark jeans, and boots, and headed out to the bookstore. Ya know, my usual booksigning outfit.
Columbiana Mall doesn’t do Halloween for the kids, but much to the merchants’ surprise they did last night. Suddenly by 5:30 little goblins and ghosties were pouring into the bookstore for candy. By then I’d already realized my bookbuyers and fans are NOT the Friday night crowd. Good thing to know, because I much prefer Saturday afternoon booksignings anyway. Yeah, that also means I cancelled the booksigning next Friday night (also set up by GL) on November 7. She can’t come, and I won’t be there either now.
Anyway, after the kids invaded the bookstore, I called it a night and left really early, like before 6:00pm. Then I buzzed the Uber’s blackberry and had him take me out to dinner. When we finish eating, Penny, one of the servers and a big fan of my novels, gives me a hug and says, "I told my friend the other day I know a famous person." Then she points to me and exclaims, "The Queen of Sex!" I start laughing, but the Uber rolls his eyes and moans like Oh-no-not-again. My other name in Columbia is "Porn Laura." He’s not fond of that one either.
I hustle him out of the restaurant into the parking lot, and as we walk to our car, he kids me about being "The Queen of Sex" now. I look up at the clear, dark sky and the waxing moon and say, "This day has been so bizarre, you know what I really want?" The Uber looks at me and replies, "What?" I shout, "Sex!…I need it!!" He grins and squeezes my hand, replying, "You’re a wild little thing, aren’t you?"
Two hours later I’m lying flat on my back in bed so sexually satisfied I can barely keep my eyes open. All I can do is purr. Yeah, Penny got it right. Somehow, someway, booksignings always end on a lusty note for the "Queen of Sex." Gotta love it, ya know?!! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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November 1st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Queen of sex
Three cheers to the Uber for turning your night around!!!;D
auntee
November 1st, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Re: Queen of sex
Yay! I know. He was a prince for sure. And we have another sex date tonight. Yummy!
I know. I’m insatiable. But, hey, it’s not like I’m saying something you don’t already know, right? *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:23 am
Looks like you got a Happy New Year fireworks BANG!! after all. {grin}
Happy Samhain to y’all…..
Ja’niece
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Yup, he can BANG my gong any time. It’s been a fireworks kinda weekend, actually. Works for me! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)